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RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-03-2016
A line of fresh, artisanal genders for every occasion
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-03-2016
Robot boyfriend
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-03-2016
Robot boyfriend that does not go berserk and murder you
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-03-2016
Robot boyfriend that goes berserk and murders you if asked nicely enough
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-03-2016
Boybot robefriend
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-03-2016
Bottle opener that puts slurpee straw into your wine as it pulls the cork out
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-03-2016
Cats, but nicer
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-03-2016
Robo-robe boyfinder
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-03-2016
A hook you can hang your robe on, that is also a boy.
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-03-2016
(08-03-2016, 07:04 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »A hook you can hang your robe on, that is also a boy.
But which part is the hook?
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-03-2016
(08-03-2016, 08:17 PM)a52 Wrote: »But which part is the hook?Earlobe.
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-04-2016
Earlobes with convenient hooks that you can hang stuff on.
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 08-04-2016
A dam for keeping banana-haired losers behind.
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-04-2016
shiny decorative objects to hang on your drab earlobe hooks
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 05:08 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »shiny decorative objects to hang on your drab earlobe hooks
sorry, those are already around
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-04-2016
Cinderblocks, but not as heavy.
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-04-2016
Baseballs that don't work in the rain, in case the game is called.
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-04-2016
It's like Call of Duty, but with squirrels.
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-04-2016
why yes a52 that was the joke
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 10:13 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »why yes a52 that was the joke
yes, that was also the joke
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 11:33 PM)a52 Wrote: »(08-04-2016, 10:13 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »why yes a52 that was the joke
yes, that was also the joke
this is a joke in response to these jokes
RE: Good patent ideas - Dragon Fogel - 08-04-2016
A statement made with the intention of amusing yourself or others.
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-05-2016
(08-04-2016, 11:47 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »A statement made with the intention of amusing yourself or others.
How would such a statement work? What would it consist of? Sounds dubious.
RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 08-05-2016
A robot that posts to tell users you rated their thread one/five stars
RE: Good patent ideas - OTTO - 08-05-2016
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