(10-12-2016, 12:25 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #257.

Day two of mezzacotta incomplete - 2D remains unsolved:

• qwerx was the first person in the competition to solve 2B what the fuck
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• (just before starting extraction) [12:16 PM] Sruixan: I had scarcely even looked at the actual puzzle image tbh
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• [12:59 PM] qwerx3: the heck could the chicken be though
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• [1:22 PM] Sruixan: I am literally surrounded by mathematicians I could send out a distress call maybe
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• [2:05 PM] Sruixan: some of these have stopped looking like words
  [2:06 PM] Sruixan: by which I mean I spent too long staring at GIGGLE going "that is definitely a word yep and not just a sequence of squiggles"
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• [2:53 PM] Sruixan: OKAY I DON'T FEEL AS AGGRIEVED AS I THOUGHT I WOULD
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• [2:54 PM] Akumu: hooray
  [2:54 PM] Akumu: i helped
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• [2:56 PM] Sruixan: WAIT FUCK WE'RE FIFTH
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• we discover that the team in second contains Sean Gardiner and collectively flip our shits
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• [3:50 PM] Akumu: I can say with pretty high confidence that the answer will end with LE
  (the jury is still out on this one)
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• [6:52 PM] DragonFogel: Argh, this is the second most frustrating word ladder puzzle I've ever seen.
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• [7:37 PM] Sruixan: oh no please continue flaliling
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• [9:30 PM] Akumu: I am pretty sure there are no pins in football
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• *insert five minutes of atrocious cricket puns with Kieros here*
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• [10:59 PM] qwerx3: hello i'm back
  [10:59 PM] qwerx3: had a dream that it was solved
  [10:59 PM] qwerx3: oh well

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(10-13-2016, 12:19 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #258.

Day three of mezzacotta sees both 3B and 3C incomplete, with 2D still lagging behind:

• [1:15 PM] Sruixan: GOT 3D
  [1:16 PM] qwerx3: that was sudden
  [1:16 PM] Sruixan: it was only sudden in so far as I have a visitor behind me who I have been screeching at for ten minutes
  (he was a jolly good sport about it bless)
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• [1:19 PM] qwerx3: ah
  [1:19 PM] qwerx3: ta means thank you
  [1:19 PM] qwerx3: not bye
  [1:20 PM] qwerx3: i need to understand british
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• [2:27 PM] qwerx3: the difference between a chihuahua and a dachshund is a peacock
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• [5:21 PM] qwerx3: looks like i can't distinguish africa and australia
  [5:21 PM] kotakun: I mean, they're both continents that start with A
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• [5:27 PM] Akumu: WHAT'S THE DEAL with this pyramid
  [5:28 PM] Sruixan: #justscraphthings
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• [5:30 PM] kotakun: Would you like a list of things that are wrong with that music?
  [5:31 PM] kotakun: Or the much shorter list of things that are right
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• [11:48 PM] DragonFogel: The answer is clearly BUCKLE UP MOTHER FUCKER.
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• [1:09 AM] kotakun: If I remove my glasses, that line looks sort of like a face.
  (it really kinda does)

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(10-13-2016, 04:32 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Approachrulefour

(10-14-2016, 02:09 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »This is update #"Sruix went to bed so I'm giving you the great quotes".

We solved 3B just before the next day, 3C right after, and finally got 2D, which, when combined with getting all of today, peaked us at 7^th (until teams who had answered all questions earlier started beating us but oh well)

• [2:15 AM] qwerx3: for context
  [2:15 AM] qwerx3: day 4 is mindscrew day in cisra (the predecessor to the mezzacotta)
  [2:15 AM] qwerx3: so potential twists abound
  [2:15 AM] qwerx3: nvm, looks like a standard day
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• [8:50 AM] Sruixan: WE GOT A TRUMPET
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• [10:26 AM] Akumu: What is the other approach to finding words
  [10:26 AM] Akumu: Not finding words?
  [10:26 AM] Sruixan: losing words?
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• [11:22 AM] Sruixan: I'm just going to assume we've accidentally walked into someone else's puzzle
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• [11:37 AM] kotakun: I mean, it is Thursday
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• [12:21 PM] Sruixan: AM I GOOGLING THIS
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• [12:40 PM] Sruixan: (how luck I am)
  [12:43 PM] Akumu: 96% luck
  [12:43 PM] Akumu: 96.03975% luck
  [12:43 PM] Akumu: *96.09375%
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• [12:57 PM] Sruixan: how high would we jump if we got this [SPOILERS] malarkey?
  [12:57 PM] qwerx3: 10th
  [12:57 PM] Sruixan: WELL GUESS WHAT I'M DOING INSTEAD OF MY WASHING UP
  [12:57 PM] kotakun: This [SPOILERS] malarkey?
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• [1:37 PM] Sruixan: I'm distressed by how much that almost works
  [1:40 PM] Sruixan: WHY IS THIS WORKING
  [1:41 PM] Sruixan: I HATE THIS SO MUCH I'M GOING TO EAT DINNER IN PROTEST
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• [2:24 PM] Akumu: Or is that too much crossover
  [2:25 PM] kotakun: This is Thursday; there is no such thing as "too much" anything.
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• [2:41 PM] Sruixan: yeah so good luck figuring out where to submit the answer
  [2:42 PM] kotakun: Probably one of the two we haven't gotten yet
  [2:42 PM] Sruixan: you never know
  [2:42 PM] DragonFogel: It turns out to be the answer to 2D.
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• [2:53 PM] kotakun: It's just showing us that the technological singularity hasn't happened yet, and we're all safe from being subjugated by our evil robotic overlords at least until next Mezzacotta Thursday.
  [2:54 PM] qwerx3: that's what it wants us to think
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• [3:24 PM] Akumu: Team Eagle Time, Last Of The Completed
  [3:24 PM] Akumu: LAST AMONG EQUALS

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(10-14-2016, 02:50 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Let's not forget some important moments after we finally got 2D.

Sruixan - Today at 2:25 PM
I WENT TO THE LOO AND YOU SOLVED THE PUZZLE WHAT THE FUCK

Sruixan - Today at 2:32 PM
me, five minutes ago: "actually I don't feel like I want to spend the whole evening on puzzles"
me, now that there are no more puzzles: "I desperately want to spent the rest of the evening on puzzles"

(10-14-2016, 03:16 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »WENT TO THE LOO.

(10-14-2016, 03:17 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »

(10-14-2016, 07:12 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »

(10-14-2016, 02:09 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »

• [11:22 AM] Sruixan: I'm just going to assume we've accidentally walked into someone else's puzzle
  

in all seriousness we legitimately did this and it's hard to explain without spoilers but qwerx and I spent about five minutes staring at a piece of an entirely different puzzle from something completely unrelated to mezzacotta due to a ridiculous coincidence

it was great

and yesterday itself was just fucking phenomenal

(10-14-2016, 07:21 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Professional.

(10-15-2016, 01:41 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »This is update #"Sruix is busy screaming into a pillow".

Someone solved the metapuzzle in like 40 minutes, so we didn't win there. We still have 5d and 5e unsolved, but given that exactly one team as of this point has solved that last one, we're in good company.

• [1:20 AM] Dragon Fogel: "okay so this puzzle is that there are five rules for making posts"
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• [3:00 AM] Dragon Fogel: I hope it was at least solved by people in a sensible time zone for puzzling.
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• [6:30 AM] qwerx3: don't you wish there were a civ puzzle
  [6:30 AM] Sruixan: god yes
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• [7:52 AM] Akumu: I actually set an alarm for puzzle-release time, but then said "this is a terrible idea" and went back to sleep
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• [1:59 PM] kotakun: FUCKING BRISBANE
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• [2:23 PM] Sruixan: okay I need help
  [2:23 PM] Sruixan: and that is not a general statement
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• [3:01 PM] Sruixan: I definitely feel like I should be reading 5A in my ScreeTek voice
  [3:01 PM] Sruixan: "Lions reward offers also are posted! Aid for get leo captured will get max $$$$$$ reward."
  [3:01 PM] Sruixan: just imagine I'm saying those words with my mouth
  [3:09 PM] Dragon Fogel: How would you be pronouncing the dollar signs?
  [3:25 PM] Sruixan: Badly.
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• [3:25 PM] Sruixan: Anyway I am too frustrated with 5D to work on it for now so in an effort to remain helpful I pressed my Tab key 2,415 times instead.
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• [6:29 PM] qwerx3: NOOOOOO it's paris
  [6:37 PM] Sruixan: yeah I'm in Montreal at the moment and am scared of Paris existing at me
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• [7:17 PM] Sruixan: we know what we're doing at least
  [7:17 PM] Sruixan: (and that's pretending that Paris doesn't exist)
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• [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE FUCK
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE TRIPLE FUCK
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE FOURFOLD FUCK
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE FUCK QUINTET
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE HEXAGONAL FUCK
  [7:53 PM] Sruixan: WHAT THE FUCK RAINBOW
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• [7:58 PM] Sruixan: I can see the section in the write-up afterwards now "and there was that one team that just bullshat their way through Friday"
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• [8:21 PM] Sruixan: and on that note I am going to scream into a pillow
  

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(10-26-2016, 07:44 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »

(10-26-2016, 07:45 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Officially Good at Maths

(10-30-2016, 05:23 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #259.

"Holy shit, what would happen if you got ambient noise and put it on top of itself and made it more ambient?" - Ix

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(10-30-2016, 05:26 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #260.

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(10-30-2016, 05:30 AM)a52 Wrote: »good luck.

(10-30-2016, 05:34 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #261.

Never let Kaynato, Pumpkin, Ix and me form a barbershop quartet.

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(10-30-2016, 05:40 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #262.

IF YOU TYPE "that one vaporwave song" INTO GOOGLE YOU GET THE RIGHT RESULT

AS IN, THE RESULT WE WERE ALL LOOKING FOR

THAT'S EITHER A STATEMENT ON VAPORWAVE OR A STATEMENT ON GOOGLE

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(11-07-2016, 01:23 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #263.

Not-Actually-Weekly Civ Game Week #4 Winner: Nobody
List of civs who got nuked: everyone bar the Roman AI
Play of the game: Austria discovered that the world was round by researching Satellites
Viable endgame scenarios in order of plausibility:

• everyone being too nuked to stop the slowest possible science victory out of the rubble of Austria (he was trying bless)
  
• everyone being sufficiently nuked into inaction for my Brazillian tourism to gradually overcome the Russian (ex-player) culture pool without me being conquered (surprisingly possible due to the lay of the land)
  
• as above, but with me nuking Russia out of existence if I could ever find the time
  
• China or the Dutch bulbing to XCOMs or stealth and trying to get to all the capitals? Rome and Vienna would have been real pains...
  
• the host hadn't disabled time victory
  
• (what actually happened) Austria, China and the Dutch all accidentally vote the Russian AI to be the World Leader (the intent was to oust me from the controlling position) and nobody can be arsed to reload the autosave
  

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(11-07-2016, 02:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »wait hang on why is ET 2 hours ahead now

did DST happen the other way

(11-07-2016, 02:47 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »

Just take this video and play it backwards (aka yes)

(11-07-2016, 03:58 AM)a52 Wrote: »test.

(11-07-2016, 03:58 AM)a52 Wrote: »fine for me.

(11-13-2016, 05:22 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »continuous initiative to bump this thread:

Weird, I swear I didn't see Kieros' post before a52's two posts until a week later.

(11-16-2016, 02:49 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Okay, so I can't remember if we worked anything out about this ruleset before.

Anyone else know?

(11-16-2016, 02:55 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Nope.

(11-16-2016, 03:22 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Okay, so we could pore over the posts and judgements and attempt to figure out at least one of the rules.

Or, we could just post memes endlessly.

Welcome to the Space Consortium.

(11-16-2016, 03:33 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »

(11-16-2016, 03:42 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Fatsequel?

Or fartsequel.

(11-16-2016, 03:46 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS

(11-16-2016, 03:54 AM)btp Wrote: »PMC2: The Fat Sequel

(11-16-2016, 05:33 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Avocado wiggler.

(11-16-2016, 05:47 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »aks said to make more posts