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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - LegendaryQ - 09-16-2014
shank oz
because screw zombies, amirite
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Mirdini - 09-16-2014
Who Needs Packages When You Can Have Great Deals
OztheWizard - 10 (Granolaman, amosmyn, Palamedes, SupahKiven, Phish, Not The Author, Truegreen, Sai, Coldblooded, LegendaryQ)
Granolaman - 1 (Truegreen)
Not The Author - 1 (Seedy)
Abstaining - 7 (Schazer, Akumu, OztheWizard, TehPilot, Sanzh, Ixcaliber, Sruixan, Acionyx)
With 19 players alive, it takes 10 votes to groupshank. The groupshank will be delayed until the WHALE AWARDS have occurred even if a majority is reached.
Day deadline is in 72 hours or at 4:00 PM EST on Friday, September 19th.
Package #1
Granolaman - 1 (Granolaman)
Package #2
Granolaman - 1 (Truegreen)
Shopping List
In Cart
Seedy - China Pug Garden Ornament
Truegreen - Repellant Soft Frog, 70 Metallic X's
amosmyn - Real Artificial Lawn (5 square meters)
SupahKiven - Portable Toilet
Coldblooded - Galvanized Steel Trash Can
Not The Author - Sanitary Materials
Sai - Mirror, Builder's Wear
Palamedes - Unti-Slip Mat, A Goldfish Bowl, Jumpin' Jack Bag, Pekingese Lawn Ornament
TehPilot - Portable Power Supply
Schazer - Portable Power Supply, Motor Screw Driver, Shovel, Kotatsu Leg Step
Palamedes attempts to cram more than one Dog Lawn Ornament into his shopping cart, but it seems he's full up!
Schazer's also barely managed to pack all her choice item choices for transport.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 09-16-2014
We're still allowed to talk right?
If so I want 6 kg of Fertilizer, a Food Packer, a Humidity Control Agent (large), and the Derpy Pumpkin Terracino
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Sruixan - 09-16-2014
I continue to want the Vegetable Growing Kit, but given granola's sudden and similar interest I should like to pick up a Plant Tag as well, just to make my efforts sufficiently distinct.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - SupahKiven - 09-16-2014
Fuck it, give me all of the Portable Toilets that can fit in my cart.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Mirdini - 09-16-2014
Package #1
Granolaman - 1 (Granolaman)
Package #2
Granolaman - 1 (Truegreen)
Shopping List
In Cart
Seedy - China Pug Garden Ornament
Truegreen - Repellant Soft Frog, 70 Metallic X's
amosmyn - Real Artificial Lawn (5 square meters)
SupahKiven - FOUR Portable Toilets
Coldblooded - Galvanized Steel Trash Can
Not The Author - Sanitary Materials
Sai - Mirror, Builder's Wear
Palamedes - Unti-Slip Mat, A Goldfish Bowl, Jumpin' Jack Bag, Pekingese Lawn Ornament
TehPilot - Portable Power Supply
Schazer - Portable Power Supply, Motor Screw Driver, Shovel, Kotatsu Leg Step
Granolaman - 6kg of Fertilizer, Food Packer, Humidity Control Agent (large),
![[Image: 9f0745e42728308ecd9b84fa3931c24b.png]](https://i.gyazo.com/9f0745e42728308ecd9b84fa3931c24b.png)
Sruixan - Vegetable Growing Kit, Plant Tag
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Truegreen - 09-16-2014
Ah, I still need some Sanitary Materials, a UES, and some Tableware This should be perfect. If I use the table in the Seahorse room...yes...
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Coldblooded - 09-16-2014
I would like to purchase a Compressing Bag, a Turtle-Shaped Doorknob, and an Ampersand, please.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Not The Author - 09-16-2014
Hrn.
How'n we-all 'spected t'pay f'this? Th' trip in't 'splicitly all-'spenses paid, 'n I don' quite 'spect th' myst'ry store a'myst'ry t'cept ac'chul cash...
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - SupahKiven - 09-16-2014
We pay for it with the blood of one of our 'compatriots'. And a zombie.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Truegreen - 09-16-2014
I actually earn a paycheck from this place, so I'm covered.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 09-17-2014
I just assumed there's a prize pool for winning the Whale Duel so I'm buying everything on credit.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Truegreen - 09-17-2014
Besides you've been trying to die for ages. Isn't this the best time to charge out all your credit cards and borrow large sums of money from your friends?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Phish - 09-17-2014
Yeah, buying stuff might have consequences.
Then again... NOT buying stuff might too
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 09-17-2014
Well either half the remaining playerbase is shut down for not paying their bills, or we shank the staff and all make off with our swag.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Schazer - 09-17-2014
I will not stand for killing the Handsman staff
![[Image: ttl01_02.gif]](https://www.handsman.co.jp/img/company/ttl01_02.gif)
These are good, honest people, unlike us murdermonsters, and they deserve as much courtesy and respect as they offer us in turn!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 09-17-2014
No one said anything about murder. If Sai and I are any indication the collective shanking prowess of the game is pretty limp-wristed at this point.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - amosmyn - 09-17-2014
If I could get another 20 m^2 of that real artificial lawn thatd be grand.
Also some repellant soft frog.
Considering I am, in fact, a loan shark by trade I think I'll have no difficulty purchasing these lovely products.
Mirdini, i would like to read the label on the Repellant Soft Frog. Does it have any key ingredients?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Dalmationer - 09-17-2014
![[Image: 5PPblGo.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/5PPblGo.gif)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Truegreen - 09-17-2014
It's...ALIIIIVE! QUICK STAB IT!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Acionyx - 09-17-2014
Shank: OZ
Elect: Granola for both packages
Purchase: A shovel, a wheeled trashcan, a dozen green toilet mats, three dozen ceramic corgi lawn ornaments, 20 pounds of tassels and an assortment of N's, O's, R's, A's T's and P's
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - amosmyn - 09-18-2014
![[Image: hatoful31.jpg]](https://truemeaningoflife.com/images/hatoful31.jpg)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Sruixan - 09-19-2014
...
...gee, where is everybody? It's all gone rather silent now that the buzz from our shopping escapades has died down. In fact, you could say that it's...
...
...dead quiet.
DAYSHANK: Sanzh
(I am totes not too late I swear)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (19/71 Alive) - Sai - 09-20-2014
Hey Sruixan, does whale lord supreme come with a church?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Five: Rest In Pisces (16/71 Alive) - Mirdini - 09-23-2014
Tri-Shank
*Krshhh*
Age... ...72... ----terference clea---.... *krshhh* .... freq---- ....eath conf.... aring Trout protocol---
*Krshhh*
Sruixan steps up to the plate, raring to go after yesterday's soggy disappointment.
Sanzh isn't having any of it.
![[Image: avatar_288.png?dateline=1401338313]](https://eagle-time.org/uploads/avatars/avatar_288.png?dateline=1401338313){kind=avatar}
*Krshhh*
T-30 Se---
*Krshhh*
But Sruixan can't stop WON'T STOP
![[Image: AgMjyjh.png]](https://i.imgur.com/AgMjyjh.png)
and in a daring plunge off the second-floor balcony plunges his shank straight past Sanzh's dinky little sign to retake his throne as DAYSHANK CHAMPION.
Sanzh was a Regular Shanker.
The rest of the (loaded up on HANDSMAN goods) crowd wonders why they can't get in on the action like that, before realizing they can.
OztheWizard is promptly mobbed and dismembered.
OztheWizard was a ZOMBIE SHANKER.
*Krshhh*
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Drop
![[Image: 1J1jl62.png]](https://i.imgur.com/1J1jl62.png)
Two days after his untimely death, x1372's transponder had finally gotten a signal through. With his death and the whale press conference's completion, there was nothing left to stop ORBITAL SHANK DROP CODENAME: TROUT.
Much to x1372's ghostly dismay, the coordinates he'd entered two days earlier were by this point somewhat off the mark. Still on the mark enough to catch out one unlucky shanker who didn't have the sense to get out of the way, though.
![[Image: 7q81yZ1.png]](https://i.imgur.com/7q81yZ1.png)
Mockup of dead Sai - in actuality the shank drop obliterated the corpse.
Sai was a Regular Shanker.
With three more shankers dead, there wasn't much to do but wait on the WHALE AWARD CEREMONY to finally get underway. While Oz's corpse had been as bloodless as ever, everyone was too eager to check out their HANDSMAN purchases to consider another groupshank for the day.
It is now TWILIGHT. Groupshanking is suspended. You can still talk in-thread.
You can still shop at HANDSMAN if you have purchased less than four items.
You can still vote to elect someone for either (or both) PACKAGES. (With 16 players alive it takes a plurality to elect a package-receiver).
You may plan/submit your tentative night actions in your Quicktopic.
Twilight will end... SOON.