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RE: I'll answer your questions - Jacquerel - 10-14-2014
which is the best shrek movie
which is the best song from the collective shrek soundtrack
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-14-2014
(10-14-2014, 04:29 PM)Solaris Wrote: »Schazer shouldn't be given the key because schazer does not deserve special treatment and also the key distribution right now is 50% male and 50% female we need some more distribution of keys right now, perhaps the final key should go to someone who is not in the gender binary if only-thats me
Your bizarre gender-based argument has been noted
(10-14-2014, 04:36 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »What can you abide by
Do you have any laws
I can abide goblin
I obey skylaw, the law of the sky
(10-14-2014, 04:42 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »What format is the image?
Schazer should not simply be given the final key. That would be too anticlimactic.
.PNG, to preserve transparency
I agree with your sentiment... great reward should be earned through great strife
(10-14-2014, 04:46 PM)Solaris Wrote: »i feel hurt, why have you made me feel so hurt?
I don't know why, I didn't even know I'd hurt you. You have earned Sorrow Bandages, which will give you the ability to heal any non-physical wound inflicted within this thread.
(10-14-2014, 04:47 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: »which is the best shrek movie
which is the best song from the collective shrek soundtrack
Shrek 2
Somebody once told me, that one
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-14-2014
Should Schazer be made to watch Shrek 2, in order to survive the strife
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-14-2014
Yes, and that's the best idea anyone's had.
Schazer... to get the 5th key... you must write an honest review of the movie Shrek 2. If you simply summarize the wikipedia page... I'll know, and you will lose half of your keys.
RE: I'll answer your questions - SleepingOrange - 10-14-2014
How can I destroy keys that Schazer has collected? Can I just take some of them?
I'm doing that anyway. Keys one and four are mine now. Nyeh.
RE: I'll answer your questions - Jacquerel - 10-14-2014
does being on fire count as a non-physical wound, I'm pretty sure that's classed as elemental damage
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-14-2014
(10-14-2014, 05:34 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »How can I destroy keys that Schazer has collected? Can I just take some of them?
I'm doing that anyway. Keys one and four are mine now. Nyeh.
You cannot destroy a key without a proper Dark Object. You CAN just take some of them.
And you have.
You have stolen key 1 and key 4 from Schazer.
You now own the Key of Goat, and the Key of Rumham
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(10-14-2014, 05:43 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: »does being on fire count as a non-physical wound, I'm pretty sure that's classed as elemental damage
Being on fire will definitely cause physical injuries, but I can appreciate the appeal to the elements
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-14-2014
I take slorange's Key of Goats and dip into a crocodile pond, turning it into the Key of Moats.
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-14-2014
That's not a question, you have been penalized with Slippery Hands. You will never be able to hold a key, without proper hand-wear.
RE: I'll answer your questions - Jacquerel - 10-14-2014
How do I, Get through one night without you?
If I had to live without you, What kind of life would that be?
How do I live without you?
I want to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
Without you
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-14-2014
Can I steal a glove?
RE: I'll answer your questions - Coldblooded - 10-14-2014
(10-14-2014, 04:24 PM)goblins Wrote: »A further hint: The key is actually just an image file that I need to upload to a hosting website. The "location" is... very near to my heart. The 5th key is the most handsome key.
Is it the Goblin key? Is it the goblin's key? Is it the tongue-eating parasite key? Is it the Coldblooded key?
RE: I'll answer your questions - Solaris - 10-14-2014
is the real key five actually the friends we made along the way?
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-14-2014
Is the heart Coldblooded? Do we have to bludgeon Coldblooded, eviscerating him and wrench out his heart?
RE: I'll answer your questions - Coldblooded - 10-14-2014
Do Coldblooded's even have hearts?
RE: I'll answer your questions - Gatr - 10-14-2014
So you aren't an alt account of an Eagle Timer?
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-14-2014
(10-14-2014, 05:53 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: »How do I, Get through one night without you?
If I had to live without you, What kind of life would that be?
How do I live without you?
I want to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
Without you
You will have to deal with not having a sun in your sky, LeAnn Rimes.
(10-14-2014, 05:57 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Can I steal a glove?
Yes, but it will slide right off your slippery hand if you try to put it on
(10-14-2014, 06:15 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »(10-14-2014, 04:24 PM)goblins Wrote: »A further hint: The key is actually just an image file that I need to upload to a hosting website. The "location" is... very near to my heart. The 5th key is the most handsome key.
Is it the Goblin key? Is it the goblin's key? Is it the tongue-eating parasite key? Is it the Coldblooded key?
No, in a way, no, sadly no
(10-14-2014, 06:19 PM)Solaris Wrote: »is the real key five actually the friends we made along the way?
It would have been, but I didn't have the resources to make such a key.
(10-14-2014, 06:36 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Is the heart Coldblooded? Do we have to bludgeon Coldblooded, eviscerating him and wrench out his heart?
No, and... yes.
(10-14-2014, 06:57 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »Do Coldblooded's even have hearts?
It is as of yet unknown. For asking an introspective question, you have been blessed with the "cold-ish" aura. It's properties are... as of yet unknown. Will it ever be important again? unknown
(10-14-2014, 07:02 PM)Garuru Wrote: »So you aren't an alt account of an Eagle Timer?
Correct
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-14-2014
Are my hands invincible? Can I have feet?
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-14-2014
you only gave me slippery hands. How do you know i didn't try grabbing that key by some other mechanism? The previous post was to ask for a full set of appendages
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-14-2014
(10-14-2014, 08:35 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Are my hands invincible? Can I have feet?
Half-invincible. You can have feet.
(10-14-2014, 08:36 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »you only gave me slippery hands. How do you know i didn't try grabbing that key by some other mechanism? The previous post was to ask for a full set of appendages
Your hands have been upgraded to Slippery Hands +2, they now "slip" in and out of reality, you can no longer touch anything. Every time you try to, your hands "slip" away.
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-14-2014
But wait, what's this up ahead?
It's the 5th key!! The beautiful Master Key Five: The Jon Hamm Key! But why it is held in a cage?
![[Image: P6cJ19e.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/P6cJ19e.gif)
There appears to be a humble guardian before the cage. Perhaps she holds the "key" to "unlocking" this "myster"key""
RE: I'll answer your questions - SeaWyrm - 10-14-2014
What is the guardian's name?
What holds the cage shut?
When will the storm pass?
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-14-2014
Is the guardian Shrek 2
RE: I'll answer your questions - Jacquerel - 10-14-2014
can't he just slide betwixt the bars
RE: I'll answer your questions - Dragon Fogel - 10-14-2014
Can I unlock the cage with my key?