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RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-03-2016
recorders that make rattlesnake noises
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 08-03-2016
a new car
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 08-03-2016
BRANDNEWCAR
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-03-2016
A device that detects when Past-Schazer already made the joke you want to make in a thread
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 08-03-2016
(08-03-2016, 01:09 AM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »A device that detects when Past-Schazer already made the joke you want to make in a thread
I scrolled through this thread wondering "shit did I make the previous joke already" so I could definitely use one of these
An eye implant that lets you read and process entire web pages with a single click
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 08-03-2016
A scoring system for tennis which makes sense.
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-03-2016
the best swear word
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-03-2016
a laptop that isn't an utter piece of shit, i mean honestly
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 08-03-2016
bears wearing wards
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-03-2016
bears wearing beards
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 08-03-2016
garbanzo bean, wielding wand. Shoots those fuckin limas
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 08-03-2016
stuffed crust pizza, arsenic variety, contains 100% of your daily recommended value of arsenic
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-03-2016
square bagels
RE: Good patent ideas - Gimeurcookie - 08-03-2016
A trash can that throws the trash back in your face if you try to over fill it.
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-03-2016
An excuse to say "Autumnal galoshes" out loud.
RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 08-03-2016
Clothing that adjusts to fit the person wearing it (as intended by the product). So a loose hoody would grow or shrink to be a one-size-is-loose-on-all, a pair of tight jeans would always be *just* the right amount of tightness that perfectly balances style and being able to move.
RE: Good patent ideas - OTTO - 08-03-2016
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RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 08-03-2016
(08-03-2016, 04:30 AM)Wheat Wrote: »pair of ass jeans, which highlight my damn juicy ass
ass chandeliers
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-03-2016
canned juice
RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 08-03-2016
"juice" for with your "bread"
RE: Good patent ideas - CrimsonMage - 08-03-2016
canned can-openers
RE: Good patent ideas - Gimeurcookie - 08-03-2016
The number 14
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-03-2016
beach boys, but without all that barbara ann cr*p
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-03-2016
A receipt that shows the information for whatever purchase you want, so you never have to worry about if you should keep them.
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-03-2016
Eggs filled with stew