(07-21-2016, 11:56 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Inspired by the current Discord conversation, I would like to make clear that I am more than up for trying to play Civ 5 with anyone who wants to, pretty much whenever. I say "trying" because it probably won't work. Civ is awkward like that.

(07-21-2016, 03:00 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I GOT A 2-4 PASS HELL YES

(07-21-2016, 03:00 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »It has dawned upon me that Kieros hasn't continued yet 3

(07-21-2016, 03:16 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »

(07-21-2016, 02:30 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Ix, how does the whole "don't feed after midnight" shebang mesh with non-standard sleep schedules? Asking for a friend.

An interesting point. I was of course quoting from the standard issue harpsichord manual, but they don't go into a lot of detail about the specifics of how or why. This is a mistake in my opinion, as it assumes regular (2-3 hours a day) harpsichord usage and doesn't prepare the end user for differing scenarios.

As we all know a harpsichord's unique sound is fueled by energy drawn from the aether (harpsichord experts still argue about what exactly this energy is, i tend to agree with Bach's hypothesis that it is the life essence of the universe but this is of course pure speculation). This is of course a very intensive process and as a result harpsichords require a time to recharge. This is usually preset to midnight and lasts approximately six hours. During this time it is impossible to play a harpsichord and as previously stated feeding them is right out. This time can be reset to a more convenient time for those with awkward sleep patterns but it is in of itself an awkward process.

Of course this is all assuming regular harpsichord usage. If you play for longer than 2-3 hours a day you may need to recharge longer or more regularly. If you haven't played your harpsichord in over three months please check your filters before attempting to play; it is possible that that atheric energy has congealed into something dangerous and destructive. If this is the case then please call for a trained harpsichord professional to come and retune your harpsichord.

(07-21-2016, 08:29 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »

(07-21-2016, 03:00 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »It has dawned upon me that Kieros hasn't continued yet, aoeu 3

(07-21-2016, 09:34 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Have we continued out rule 4?

(07-21-2016, 09:34 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Have we continued out fremp 5?

(07-21-2016, 09:36 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »...and if that's a 2-4-5 pass, then all we'd need is to figure out rule 1 and hope that, by replacing "fremp" with something that complies with rule 1, the format will still conform to the capricious rules 2 and 4...

(07-21-2016, 09:36 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »google, the number

(07-21-2016, 09:36 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »exactly

(07-21-2016, 09:37 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »patient

(07-21-2016, 09:37 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Hello qwerx. Are you having a good time?

(07-21-2016, 09:41 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Quite. Really perplexed by rule 1 though.

I'm wonder if it's worth trying to figure out rules 2 and 4.

Or we can troll Kieros with hard-to-grade rule 5 posts. Really, I'm open to anything

(07-21-2016, 09:45 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I'm hoping to cargo cult rules 2 and 4 myself, so long as we can get the format working and somehow divine rule 1. The idea of an invented word with a clear meaning came back to me once "fremp" passed it, but then the fucking Jabberwocky should have worked.

I am definitely down for trolling, though I'm scared that'll just make Kíeros less willing to aid us slash judge less frequently. On the other hand, if we cause enough of a ruckus...

(07-21-2016, 09:46 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Dord dord dord dord dord,
That is a word pronounc'd "dord."
Sure sounds like a word.

(07-21-2016, 10:00 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »

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(07-21-2016, 10:02 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Oops I guess I forgot to resort. Reyweld overtakes OrangeAipom this update.

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(07-21-2016, 10:06 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Lovage, snergle. Borhochiak.

(07-21-2016, 10:08 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »

(07-21-2016, 10:06 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Lovage, snergle. Borhochiak.

This post passes rule 1 just barely, as well as rule 3, but no other rules.

(07-21-2016, 10:09 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »10520 1515 8235 4346 1127 1762 5310 7616 3033 10165 5796 3854 6086 9282 5446 439 5457 7986 7918 2029 10476 3905 8675 10354 3913 4562 10186 8756 1886 6973 5598 5940 4528 3358 1079 370 10594 3463 3795 2639 2744 9700 7783 1866 7619 6628 243 8973 1425 3358 8550 1885 233 1073 6293 9761 1106 2643 7679 7025 7806 7072 2930 5661 9775 996 9325 1288 3180 7238 10173 6513 4913 8632 2520 613 548 9351 8216 1541 4802 7092 2105 7626 6833 8088 9111 3028 4902 9497 8921 6788 1988 3128 1057 10079 8595 5495 7125 1300 168 1074 1566 8593 7578 2940 10838 5174 3532 5567 2005 3910 8111 4555 151 531 9543 194 4723 23 3712 4213 7387 8682 9836 31 7819 899 1764 5204 548 9178 9289 589 3544 5109 7242 6152 10784 3297 5435 7053 7819 7886 4402 8595 2868 7724 1010 3364 5064 73 5809 8092 5093 2605 9368 1039 5964 3510 4763 7076 3929 3986 4485 1385 7430 5896 9764 5283 8786 593 3523 8493 9942 723 10070 1842 6340 187 555 7966 5402 9349 10871 7721 3124 4409 9129 5675 10367 362 9143 7347 10862 352 8746 7004 6530 8740 10238 6202 9014 769 1514 10561 10593 9367 10157 10098 8475 6542 3837 7012 3594 4636 10855 8390 1755 9152 4920 1836 2813 4670 176 4806 2991 6 5816 5225 10012 7452 6160 5553 531 6414 9802 4772 1010 2148 8544 4252 4631 10072 8060 7519 8002 7202 8857 7095 8982 1599 4275 7317 276 9477 1507 6825 3120 6762 6054 9414 8430 3764 9360 5403 449 6396 2938 10440 6294 4244 4908 2654 5505 3861 9852 79 3941 5146 3286 2182 10423 319 7598 7952 4966 2987 4834 8021 2188 7380 2717 1564 8995 3938 10488 7964 422 8254 4874 7004 417 4956 2084 8269 6398 172 3225 9388 3618 3813 5916 5088 1125 3594 3649 1586 835 6828 6359 949 8122 8544 6198 8124 8584 4494 4503 4958 2859 9443 726 976 6218 10448 2557 2209 7890 10220 740 7033 7437 2018 9786 3021 10841 3061 2270 8824 1825 7766 2608 5051 1245 1040 7646 488 3140 10381 855 7819 8036 7221 8344 4649 6522 1827 8562 1240 9398 6122 6243 4365 7290 10082 7624 10018 6663 8496 8528 4631 1628 7149 7479 3129 1276 4260 3923 3852 4580 69 7149 10342 9255 2249 5231 7372 10067 9605

(07-21-2016, 10:10 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »1444 8264 9164 6733 7653 8693 7922 4437 7802 7815 9487 4235 8258 3421 3752 7917 2322 6115 5147 7530 3065 3388 2463 9380 6766 3908 9629 3030 7906 8906 6804 3877 9257 6143 9924 4162 4122 1140 799 9347 2207 10249 9756 6504 2635 8241 9339 8977 6878 125 872 5722 7182 10477 6444 9016 2402 615 1257 6142 4520 8007 1759 2556 1848 579 1004 246 4711 3855 2539 8231 9778 6377 5443 8766 7811 9807 5111 8690 10358 5913 3568 4083 7766 4642 10156 7356 10770 6001 8130 5708 9710 4550 6437 4076 8421 8863 7592 3724 3965 7204 1839 7424 8312 6808 10899 1168 5965 4240 10849 10878 453 2812 5328 3907 9874 8570 7358 7065 7379 9156 5720 7448 8331 2205 5209 3480 10780 7503 1689 2190 5634 9180 7384 6396 6365 7729 10046 4601 10942 7572 5064 6820 8385 10678 3335 9860 9780 5763 7637 847 117 4715 7267 771 8817 9983 2133 3271 8425 3758 162 1703 1212 8008 12 9777 6145 7984 6946 10140 10561 5831 1001 1820 8467 5257 7893 3986 1111 2707 5862 9917 3656 2833 8033 6463 2416 9767 3346 2762 9248 833 9260 1819 9804 300 7705 10101 3253 5212 7434 6746 1323 3623 4025 8439 8796 8749 971 9699 436 7307 5126 3662 8352 618 10788 2815 10349 6659 2435 5856 3092 572 10920 5937 8126 737 320 8380 2141 5334 3712 3187 5954 4542 7449 1467 8867 5402 1663 378 2324 145 10361 1610 9442 2380 3669 9514 7032 3366 7726 10958 3277 5417 803 110 9088 1872 1825 1456 4380 3007 10283 897 5233 8947 3789 8910 1279 4503 2588 6104 7395 3537 2871 6367 9403 5369 10163 7801 5089 6805 9399 3574 3146 6573 921 2420 9329 5270 2452 700 6215 9494 2220 1870 3147 5948 9773 898 1866 1748 149 10017 5733 5409 6357 3220 2513 6631 10811 853 3444 4285 1710 6649 865 6516 1461 3961 1432 10462 3328 3725 6290 10793 2647 9770 8997 7020 2947 810 1947 7105 7059 2228 8966 172 9757 8128 6338 1294 4599 3454 8485 8896 4476 5936 10532 1898 1373 10842 2073 9772 10479 1178 7907 3541 10314 5445 6597 972 5551 496 1616 1367 8881 5902 10570 1608 6285 776 2129 3594 4189 2955 4291 9857 7437 7016 6995 7463 8419 346 2968 3226 1493 8758 10094 7988 10214 3791 7950 3200 1777 10760

(07-21-2016, 10:10 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »8373 4529 7047 3215 4204 6932 6686 7956 10872 738 10144 22 2226 2453 1793 4268 5284 5208 3530 7548 2075 10613 10006 6294 7938 1929 10247 10364 10729 4880 966 8480 4295 4431 2804 4010 617 1406 9587 7952 7374 7928 4192 7717 1847 5767 4429 3887 2255 4545 10266 8346 10090 6280 9631 448 2436 4640 7439 3168 8087 3990 2408 5976 9111 9454 3088 201 8698 7703 3176 9883 2959 4970 8672 2707 10469 6058 7559 4570 6971 6274 10699 6939 601 9094 7369 10812 8529 8898 2797 8363 9207 10419 8079 10719 3497 5058 2887 1046 1164 3850 2269 10054 10905 3061 5214 7366 10315 8220 8201 4038 714 10374 536 648 1591 1128 4579 9476 2362 7801 10546 4589 8787 6276 5950 5951 3756 5617 204 7545 1790 7718 5905 2297 5636 2488 2369 5909 6286 5441 7999 8556 10452 2614 9831 9224 8052 10474 2136 6342 10867 2952 8282 3529 5232 7710 10022 2374 3603 6806 4857 8770 6466 6480 4587 9730 9705 7544 173 7442 9164 443 4586 9902 8600 9155 6774 10873 1905 6507 4483 7730 9541 2258 2082 5193 9630 10648 5966 122 8764 1817 6622 6 9411 7386 406 6944 6840 6814 6744 845 3219 9326 261 10862 10398 5448 180 4231 9533 7583 8085 5904 4873 668 3114 8601 34 768 502 9481 1379 5892 5328 8228 10195 9753 8801 4746 626 9935 7689 1539 5391 8144 5436 667 8884 9998 4419 7563 2047 7226 2826 2479 10140 4922 5318 7072 5762 5209 1606 9950 286 5073 5388 236 9832 4274 9782 10802 2034 6443 8939 4327 9850 10360 1058 1260 970 10743 8943 3172 7213 9032 5244 3138 1485 8131 4442 3143 9660 8014 5281 6810 10371 9239 4850 2343 1270 10275 5458 5774 5038 9960 10345 7356 2361 1685 604 8718 1102 8694 4659 5427 2763 10224 5983 91 10127 8254 1724 10387 9022 1940 1382 7613 1434 8780 9130 2338 6498 5729 2331 454 1955 512 967 7750 9431 2931 4996 665 7173 10560 930 4994 2873 9280 303 1478 1145 10718 10817 8323 10688 1543 9926 9335 10518 8975 583 5517 4886 10870 5158 383 2996 6335 9501 5369 7003 3742 5235 7778 7991 107 4220 1889 926 3697 10305 1218 1130 5247 6762 8611 9693 7183 6962 6170 327 7642 4654 3015 2337 4424 1569 5532 3963 9994 4790 2513 10060 8574 5955 5861

(07-21-2016, 10:11 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I AM PROBABLY NOT GOING TO APOLOGISE FOR THIS JUST FYI

(07-21-2016, 10:12 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »hs qwerx3 97% of your posts are from post making contests?

You are a visionary.

((1921 3912 9904 6537 9089 ect ect ...? Why??? The creultie))

(07-21-2016, 10:13 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »6088 9681 6891 7403 1406 4314 7133 2793 369 2669 8577 5645 8603 10449 2460 8335 5680 2676 1126 5294 6266 6536 1486 10980 2531 1966 10131 215 2255 10700 6874 6026 5292 5182 7271 3859 9819 5544 10372 6659 9350 6488 1682 2415 1 10084 4307 8806 3930 3229 1263 515 5392 10951 1470 4755 5527 1731 7481 6008 643 1616 1039 4202 4960 7251 6804 5082 5186 771 5430 4535 4600 2917 4887 8042 8762 9294 1388 8412 187 6215 4039 6866 5059 7252 6359 3412 7015 310 36 8851 2088 442 3214 10570 10856 9623 4377 1915

(07-21-2016, 10:13 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »8963 5273 3506 8244 8607 6380 7339 5907 6990 4878 9718 5234 1651 1349 5032 107 6482 4717 10026 2542 5211 8236 2100 6643 9120 8599 5585 6286 5620 3220 4593 5099 8207 4787 619 9507 3085 2723 3567 2025 9444 4722 2209 9904 414 4892 6843 7016 6837 8051 10252 2532 4996 5460 5037 5437 7048 10962 2865 4834 9807 2463 8675 6675 6940 2 1766 407 2989 6520 1942 5339 1702 2172 1135 8772 5079 9152 8408 9974 1576 406 10470 8224 10201 3543 239 1504 4969 1218 9487 3252 5341 8432 10624 1189 4959 3462 6317 9506

(07-21-2016, 10:13 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Have we continued out plortsful 3?

(07-21-2016, 10:14 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »8 9 6 3 5 2 7 3 3 5 0 6 8 2 4 4 8 6 0 7 6 3 8 0

(07-21-2016, 10:16 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #201.

11:14 PM] qwerx3: not sure if there's an additional condition on rule 1
[11:14 PM] Sruixan: oooooohhhhhh
[11:15 PM] Sruixan: ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
[11:15 PM] Sruixan: that is cruel
[11:15 PM] Sruixan: and clever
[11:15 PM] Sruixan: and also cruel
[11:15 PM] Sruixan: fucking hell Kieros

End of message.

(07-21-2016, 10:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Remember when I hosted a contest and it lasted less than a page? Good times, good times.

Remember when I made a 13 rule contest in the shitposting region of yonder forum?

(07-21-2016, 10:39 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »no

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(07-21-2016, 10:47 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is just a casual reminder that Sruix Hell (the simplewriter one) lasted for 973 posts.

This round might not hit 500 (this is post 475).

In the grand scheme of things, then...

(07-21-2016, 10:49 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »

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What a neat trick

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(07-21-2016, 11:00 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Funny how we solve meta hell faster.

(07-21-2016, 11:56 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Inspired by the current Discord conversation, I would like to make clear that I am more than up for trying to play Civ 5 with anyone who wants to, pretty much whenever. I say "trying" because it probably won't work. Civ is awkward like that.

(07-22-2016, 02:29 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »so many numbers....

(07-22-2016, 02:40 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »

(07-21-2016, 11:56 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Inspired by the current Discord conversation, I would like to make clear that I am more than up for trying to play Civ 5 with anyone who wants to, pretty much whenever. I say "trying" because it probably won't work. Civ is awkward like that.

I've played like, 2 games of civ 5 but sure I'm up for this

(07-22-2016, 03:27 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »I would if I had civ 5...

(07-22-2016, 06:48 AM)TangledAlmond Wrote: »the

(07-22-2016, 06:49 AM)TangledAlmond Wrote: »a brand new meme

(07-22-2016, 06:51 AM)TangledAlmond Wrote: »wait shit i just ruined my perfect 11.11%

(07-22-2016, 06:51 AM)TangledAlmond Wrote: »pls... give me another chance

(07-22-2016, 06:56 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Just make 32 posts in other places and you're good to go.

Or you could totally go for 22.22% or something. Or 33.33%. Or 44.44%. Or 55.55%. Or 66.66%. Or 77.77%. Or 88.88%...

(07-22-2016, 09:31 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »Hey, Ix - got anything special planned for your 3000th post?

(also qwerx I am trying to figure out the logistics of actually playing a civ game and I'm slightly concerned that the best way of guaranteeing an uninterrupted stretch of time would involve me starting at 10pm)

(...maybe we'd need two sessions...)

(07-22-2016, 09:42 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »nope

(07-22-2016, 11:35 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »i just found that on my old computer i still have the full length novel i wrote when i was like 18?

i am terrified

(07-22-2016, 12:35 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Ix that is a terrific discovery, and I mean that in maybe three different ways. Please keep us informed regarding just how bad it is.

(07-22-2016, 12:48 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »okay so it's my birthday weekend and family is gonna visit i do not have nearly the time required to dig into this terrifying mess but please do remind me to do so. i swear to god the only thing i remember about this entire thing that i wrote is that half way through a couple of male characters become girls and are happy with this outcome and stay girls for the rest of the story...

Reminder this novel predates my conscious realization of my own gender issues.

1. Balderdash (aka "A fabdearthery vocabulary"): Use a unique word from the "Excellent words that aren't actually words" thread that, as true to the title, isn't actually a word.
   • Fremp was added by Wheat midround, which is what allowed it to pass. It just had to be in there, which prevented this rule from ever becoming impossible to pass, because you could always add new words.
   • Quibble, which Reyweld posted really early, is actually a word. Sorry.
   • This is actually the only one which I had thought for a prior round, and was what inspired this round.
2. Flawless (aka "I may have had regrets"): All complete sentences, of which there must be at least one, must be in a perfect tense.
   
3. Patience (aka "Everybody else post now"): The poster must not have posted in the five posts before.
   
4. Yes (aka "How do you say 'bad pun' in Spanish?"): The post must have exactly one c.
   • C, sí, get it? Haha, I crack myself up sometimes. Probably nobody else.
5. Fingertips (aka "Post making contest counts to three"): The post, as well as the two before, must form a counting sequence.
   • Both ascending and descending worked, so 45-46-47 and 95-94-93 would work.
   • Code:

     =CONCATENATE(IF(ISERROR(HLOOKUP(A3-1;$A1:$AMJ1;1;FALSE()));"";"-");IF(ISERROR(HLOOKUP(A3+1;$A1:$AMJ1;1;FALSE()));"";"+"))
     That is the OpenOffice formula which I used to grade Sruix's rule 5 hell posts. The non-blank values were highlighted, and so I had much less to check than the however many values.