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Re: Grand Battle High - MaxieSatan - 01-20-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by MrGuy.
Shave with your sword.
Re: Grand Battle High - Dragon Fogel - 01-20-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
No, no.
>Attempt to shave EACH OTHER'S beards with your swords.
Re: Grand Battle High - Schazer - 01-20-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.
Gormand: Calmly explain to the irate little swordsman that it's quite clearly mashed potato.
Vasily: Protest that Kargrek brought an axe and that's completely contrary to the spirit of the Bearded Swordsmen Club.
Re: Grand Battle High - Not The Author - 01-20-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.
What the hell is Gormand doing in the Bearded Swordsman Club
Dude's not got either
> For that matter, who did show up?
Re: Grand Battle High - Schazer - 01-20-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.
He's just passing by on his way to Home Economics.
Anyway, Alex Corendal's been a long-standing member, as has Vandrel Reinhardt. Arnold's a new kid, but apparently he's immortal or something? You don't know how that works, exactly. And Tim Swhales got kicked out of the club after he started stealing all your weapons.
Re: Grand Battle High - MaxieSatan - 01-20-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by MrGuy.
Schazer Wrote:He's just passing by on his way to Home Economics.Watch Altar Boy Muriegro be there for the sewing classes
Re: Grand Battle High - Dragon Fogel - 01-20-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Kargrek doesn't have a beard, either. We had a discussion about this.
>Karen: Be in the club. Complain about having to wear a false beard.
Re: Grand Battle High - Pick Yer Poison - 01-21-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
> Organize everyone into pairs for sparring.
Re: Grand Battle High - MalkyTop - 01-21-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.
Re: Grand Battle High - btp - 01-21-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by bobthepen.
Re: Grand Battle High - Dragon Fogel - 01-21-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Re: Grand Battle High - OTTO - 01-21-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by SonicLover.
>Er, what were you doing again?
Re: Grand Battle High - Pick Yer Poison - 01-21-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
SonicLover Wrote:>Er, what were you doing again?Talking about bea--ohhhhhhh you meant in the MSPAFA. Then you were:
Talking about beards.
Re: Grand Battle High - Not The Author - 01-21-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.
Pick Yer Poison Wrote:Talking about beards.Well, since it is a club for bearded swordsmen, first order of business would be defining what, precisely, constitutes a beard.
Re: Grand Battle High - MalkyTop - 01-28-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.
Not The Author Wrote:> For that matter, who did show up?
![[Image: 2vta90i.jpg]](https://i54.tinypic.com/2vta90i.jpg)
From what you see, you can identify Alex Corendal, who's nice, you suppose, but sometimes acts a little suspicious, Timothy Swales, who's just generally suspicious all around, but sometimes acts crazy, Xeno Photon, who you're not even sure if he has a beard or not but apparently he does? Cobra, who's edging slightly away from Vandrel Reinhardt. You don't really know Cobra but Vandrel has a reputation for being quite a bastard.
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Also, in the corner, some muscular old guy has set up a forge and crap. You have no idea who the hell he is but you're pretty sure he's not a student. You don't think you can tell him to leave.
![[Image: 24o25nt.jpg]](https://i53.tinypic.com/24o25nt.jpg)
There is also some dead guy in the corner. He sorta smells. You should probably tell someone about this.
![[Image: ezifdw.jpg]](https://i54.tinypic.com/ezifdw.jpg)
You continue to wipe this potato gunk off of your face.
"What are we even here for? What kind of person thought that a Bearded Swordsman Club would be a good idea? Aren't we all supposed to be in class? It's not even after school yet!"
Nobody really answers to this. Maybe these outbursts are common.
"I don't even know how I got here or why I'm the head of this stupid club!" you continue. Maybe you're venting some sort of frustration. "Bah. I need to go wash this off."
![[Image: 2e5urlu.jpg]](https://i51.tinypic.com/2e5urlu.jpg)
You walk out of the room, muttering stuff about how potatoes don't belong in hair and how this felt all mushy and how it was so unhygienic to throw food around like this...
Re: Grand Battle High - Dragon Fogel - 01-28-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
>Get water from a conveniently-placed water bottle.
>Get some water from Tengeri.
Re: Grand Battle High - MaxieSatan - 01-28-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by MrGuy.
Wash off face in bathroom, obviously.
Re: Grand Battle High - OTTO - 01-29-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Nehh.
Get water from Aquarius Solum. (I spelt that right, didn't I?)
Re: Grand Battle High - Akumu - 01-29-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Akumu.
Nehh Wrote:Get water from Aquarius Solum. (I spelt that right, didn't I?)Aquarius Solum attends Non Canon High!
Re: Grand Battle High - OTTO - 01-29-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Nehh.
Akumu Wrote:Aquarius Solum attends Non Canon High!Uhh, well, call the folks at Non Canon High and ask them if they can send some water across. We have a serious potato issue here that will require real power to deal with.
Re: Grand Battle High - OTTO - 02-03-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Baphomet.
Hey, just quantum tunnel from the plumbing to the air above your messy hair.
Re: Grand Battle High - MalkyTop - 02-15-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.
MrGuy Wrote:Wash off face in bathroom, obviously.
![[Image: b717qw.jpg]](https://i51.tinypic.com/b717qw.jpg)
Obviously.
![[Image: 2gvq051.jpg]](https://i54.tinypic.com/2gvq051.jpg)
Yuuuuup soon this stupid potato is goin' down the draaiiiiin.
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![[Image: 2qsmgio.jpg]](https://i51.tinypic.com/2qsmgio.jpg)
THWACK
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Guh...bluuuug...wha...?
Seems like someone attacked you or something from behind or whatever.
Headaches suck.
![[Image: 8x3sef.jpg]](https://i53.tinypic.com/8x3sef.jpg)
Oh god is that a dead body right next to you yeah it is there is a dead body next to you and oh damn your sword has blood on it.
Well, it doesn't look like anybody's around to accuse you of the crime so you could possibly go and--
![[Image: 2e5tdfr.jpg]](https://i51.tinypic.com/2e5tdfr.jpg)
"Oh myyyyy what do we have heeeeeere~ Looks like a murderer, hmmmmmmm? I see an execuuuuuution in the future~~~"
Oh goddammit.
Re: Grand Battle High - Pinary - 02-15-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Pinary.
> Lloyd: Smell a plot, figure it out, and plant evidence to lead the investigation astray
Re: Grand Battle High - Pick Yer Poison - 02-15-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.
> Phil Girnham: Bullrush in followed by an angry mob. Proceed to beat the snot out of them while Jacob flees.
> Cole: Call Phil an idiot. Grumble and/or buzz murderously.
> Soft: Yell at Cole that he needs to hunt down the murderer to reaffirm his place as the protagonist.
Re: Grand Battle High - Anomaly - 02-15-2011
Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.
> Soft: Stop using all those goddamn tildes!
Alternately, envelop everyone in an almighty TILDEAL WAVE.