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RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 07-30-2016
Fortune cookies that never lie.
"Reading this fortune will fill you with disappointment."
"Don't forget to do your taxes this week."
"They're always watching."
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 07-30-2016
A $19.99 bill.
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-30-2016
a 10trillion dollar bill with which you can easily collapse all international markets
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 07-31-2016
a toaster that turns toast back into bread
RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 07-31-2016
An oven that turns cooked meat raw, and baked goods into batter.
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-31-2016
An oven that turns batterers, batteries, and baseball players into cake
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 07-31-2016
A device that automatically corrects all uses of "soccer" to "football".
RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 07-31-2016
A device that reads your mind and says aloud everything you want to say but can't.
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 07-31-2016
flavored bricks (comes in lemon, chocolate, cherry, and birthday cake)
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 07-31-2016
A hat that actually fits on my head.
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 07-31-2016
a therapist that actually shrinks heads
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 07-31-2016
A device that has a light which turns on when its light fails.
RE: Good patent ideas - Mirdini - 08-02-2016
an escalator that also tells you how much you weigh via app
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-02-2016
A swimming lane for people who would rather just walk.
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 08-02-2016
Pokemon Stop
RE: Good patent ideas - BananaPanda - 08-02-2016
socks that keep your feet cool on hot days
RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 08-02-2016
Anti-spicy sauce, in case you go a little overboard on your soup.
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-02-2016
A gun that shoots bread.
Also: A bread that shoots guns.
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-02-2016
Political commentary that never stops running in circles chasing itself.
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 08-02-2016
Clothes that change colors when they are washed.
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-02-2016
Bong with etching on inside of bowl; as resin builds up from use, decontextualized bible verses condemning refugees and immigrants are revealed.
RE: Good patent ideas - SeaWyrm - 08-02-2016
A bong that's actually pronounced "böng".
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 08-02-2016
dogs bred to shitpost
RE: Good patent ideas - Kíeros - 08-03-2016
A recorder delivery system, to help poor unfortunate people who don't have one.
RE: Good patent ideas - a52 - 08-03-2016
electric chairs that only work on innocent people, so you can make sure that they really are guilty before they go to jail