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RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Kitet - 04-20-2013
![[Image: 041.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/041.png)
what did ANY OF THAT MEAN
TELL ME OR I'LL PUNCH YOU
"it meant what it meant, gosh.
only those with powers and wisdom granted by the crystal council would understand.
sorry man. just stop setting fire to everything."
![[Image: 042.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/042.png)
NOOOOOO
PUNCH
"hahah that's not happening."
![[Image: 043.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/043.png)
you set that punk on fire
let's see him tell us to stop blowing stuff up NOW
![[Image: 044.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/044.png)
with that, the jungle is quickly reducing itself to smoldering ashes.
you are not needed here anymore.
however, no crystals have approached you after this deed,
so their base must be somewhere else.
where to now?
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Dragon Fogel - 04-20-2013
Head to the ocean, it'll be hilarious setting that on fire.
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-20-2013
> ocean
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Kíeros - 04-20-2013
> He's right; they're probably expecting you to set the ocean on fire.
> Set the whole world on fire, right from where you stand.
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-20-2013
But then if you set the ocean on fire, all KINDS of new animals will breed and form to live in the flaming conditions!
IMAGINE DOLPHINS THAT CAN SWIM IN FIRE.
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Whimbrel - 04-20-2013
CANYON
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Pick Yer Poison - 04-20-2013
Fill the canyon with burn
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Crowstone - 04-20-2013
seal the canyon gorge back together into unbroken land.
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Kitet - 04-22-2013
![[Image: 045.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/045.png)
fearing the counsel already knows too much, you head to the canyon.
![[Image: 046.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/046.png)
it's terribly deep though... and you can't fly... how are you gonna get down?
what if you fall? that wouldn't be good.
![[Image: 047.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/047.png)
well, that works too.
![[Image: 048.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/048.png)
oh hey i guess there was someone down there too
"noooooo stop nooooooooooo no no stop nooooo
why are you doing this nooooooooo
stop
do you even know why you are doing this?"
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Anomaly - 04-22-2013
Eat his face.
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Crowstone - 04-22-2013
"Because... you won't leave!"
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Dragon Fogel - 04-22-2013
Oh come on, don't tell me you wouldn't set everything in sight on fire with your mind if you could.
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Not The Author - 04-22-2013
Because clouds taste super-boring?
Why does he think you're doing this?
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-22-2013
"Because it's fun!"
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-22-2013
by killing you all i prove my virtue in brute force, a very desirable trait among my people in this era. do you know how sexy killing you all makes me?
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Kíeros - 04-23-2013
> "For fun"
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Kitet - 04-23-2013
![[Image: 049.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/049.png)
You're doing this because this world is disappointing.
You hadn't seen it before, but it's clear now. Everything is ruled by some magic fairy crystal cult that doesn't even do anything and when you ask for even a taste of wealth, they try to wave away your request with weak excuses.
![[Image: 050.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/050.png)
You send another blast of hateful fire towards the buckosaur, but she quickly shields!
"nooooooo what is wrong with you
you're mad because we wouldn't share clouds with you?
clouds aren't meant to be eaten, they're meant to produce rain!
and what if we've been fixing big important problems you don't know about?
then you'd be throwing this tantrum for literally no reason!"
![[Image: 051.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/051.png)
Her shield gives way.
Well then, where will we go now?
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-23-2013
> ocean
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Schazer - 04-23-2013
Go and find out whatever big problem it is that's taken the crystal council so damn long to fix
And fix it with hateflames
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Coldblooded - 04-23-2013
Eat its crystal and become a tricolorbuckosaurtops.
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-23-2013
get some clothing on, like a cloak or something
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Kíeros - 04-23-2013
> Laugh as evilly as you can.
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Yoshi - 04-23-2013
realize you're being a dick
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Kitet - 04-24-2013
![[Image: 052.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/052.png)
You realize, as the body crumbles into ash, and forms into a crystal
you should have gathered the crystal the other guy left behind.
Hope no one else figures out what that's for.
![[Image: 053.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/053.png)
You climb down the canyon, slowly and surely, finding your way to the single clean crystal at the bottom.
![[Image: 054.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/054.png)
Well, you hope that its previous owner being a buckosaur isn't going to have any negative side affects...
![[Image: 055.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/055.png)
ah
![[Image: 056.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/056.png)
you feel fine
you feel just dandy
lets go to the ocean friends
and boil it till it is soup
![[Image: 057.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14413662/triceratops%20adventure/057.png)
the time has come, the walrus said, to talk of other things
so now that we've roasted every other crystal carrier around here,
what can we do now?
besides providing more problems for that counsel to fix.
RE: TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE - Whimbrel - 04-24-2013
cause more global warming!