Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Sruixan - 07-19-2014

(07-19-2014, 09:34 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »So, yeah, anyone presently abstaining from the groupshank probably ought to pick their preferred victim somewhat sharpish, or, ahem, else.

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - BlazerC - 07-19-2014

Ohhhh

Ohhhhhh

Oh. Okay. Cool.

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Gatr - 07-19-2014

(07-19-2014, 09:34 AM)BlazerC Wrote: »I am still voting for Granolaman.

That man is in agony. I tried to help, but it's a pain that can only be cured through a group effort I'm afraid. Also I don't want anyone who is apparently immortal still walking around and stabbing people.

I have a knife that can kill immortal people.

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Dalmationer - 07-19-2014

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(07-19-2014, 11:33 AM)Garuru Wrote: »[quote='BlazerC' pid='95394' dateline='1405762457']
I have a knife that can kill immortal people.

IN WHICH CASE I WILL SHANK GARURU. GRANOLAMAN HAS NOT YET HAD TIME TO ENJOY IMMORTALITY, AND YOU WANT TO ROB HIM OF IT???

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Gatr - 07-19-2014

(07-19-2014, 12:38 PM)Dalmationer Wrote: »[/size]
(07-19-2014, 11:33 AM)Garuru Wrote: »[quote='BlazerC' pid='95394' dateline='1405762457']
I have a knife that can kill immortal people.

IN WHICH CASE I WILL SHANK GARURU. GRANOLAMAN HAS NOT YET HAD TIME TO ENJOY IMMORTALITY, AND YOU WANT TO ROB HIM OF IT???

He's asking for it!

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Dalmationer - 07-19-2014

HE IS VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW. HE REQUIRES A LOT OF SUPPORT. IMMORTALITY & PERPETUAL BLEEDING ARE HARD TO ADJUST TO.

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 07-19-2014

NO NO I THINK I'VE SPENT ENOUGH TIME BLEEDING PROFUSELY TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S A VERY BAD AND PAINFUL THING AND DEATH WOULD BE A VERY WELCOME CHANGE OF SCENERY

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Akumu - 07-19-2014

I guess the battle for whale supremacy is not going to conclude today no matter what, so I'd better get on with the shankings.

Groupshank: Red709

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Niall - 07-19-2014

(07-16-2014, 09:53 PM)amosmyn Wrote: »
(07-16-2014, 08:19 PM)Dalmationer Wrote: »THE DEMONVERSE.

I'll have you know that I have very powerful friends in the Demonverse.
Maybe we can do some networking sometime?

Anyone else catch this? This sounds a little suspicious to me, like someone trying to signal someone else. Shank:Amosmyn

Paranoia runs rampant today folks. What happened to those packages? Did the announcer ever come back with them?[/b]

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - amosmyn - 07-19-2014

The conspiracy theories begin!

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Scoffles - 07-19-2014

Oh yeah goddamn packages

Elect1:Scofflaw
Elect2:Niall for remembering the packages

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Deviant One - 07-19-2014

Elect: Mirdini for packages

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Scoffles - 07-19-2014

Or was I misinterpreting Dini's "currently no elections" as "currently no votes"

We must wait for the vest pile to stop from getting taller

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - amosmyn - 07-19-2014

I shank the vest pile in revolt

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Solaris - 07-19-2014

i
i think
i think that shanking a bunch of vests
may be even less productive than usual

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-19-2014

i cook the vests in a nice, shankproof stew

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Mirdini - 07-19-2014

I THOUGHT THIS VR THING HAD SPAM FILTERS UGH

ALSO THOSE PACKAGES HAVE JOINED CHIRALITY'S ESTATE IN THE SHANK RAFFLE FOR UH

VALID LEGAL REASONS

Red709 - 10 (Solaris, Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, cyber95, Palamedes, makerofthegames, Red709, x1372, Garuru, Akumu)
Granolaman - 7 (Acionyx, BlazerC, beruru, Everanix, Phish, Coldblooded, Sai)
Ixcaliber - 6 (Loather, bigro, Crowstone, Ixcaliber, anacreon, konec0)
Dragon Fogel - 6 (Scoffles, Sanzh, Sotek, SupahKiven, speedchuck, Sruixan)
Garuru - 3 (Mister Visceral, Seedy, Dalmationer)
makerofthegames - 2 (druplesnubb, Granolaman)
amosmyn - 2 (Demonsul, Niall)
Deviant One - 2 (AgentBlue, Pick Yer Poison)
"the spacetime anomaly" - 1 (Truegreen)
Schazer - 1 (Gnauga)
Akumu - 1 (Pharas)
"Anomaly" - 1 (Chwoka)
druplesnubb - 1 (Not The Author)
Phish - 1 (Fragowump)
"disney xd" - 1 (Ixcaliber)
Fragowump - 1 (Schazer)
Schazer - 1 (Plaid)
bigro - 1 (antisequitur)
antisequitur - 1 (yd12k)
"stiq" - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
AgentBlue - 1 (Deviant One)
"the vest pile" - 1 (amosmyn)

Abstaining - 7 (Prime Intellect, Breadpocalypse, Mikeee, Chocolate Pi, TehPilot, Garuru, Whimbrel)

With 58 players alive, it takes 30 votes to groupshank a bitch.

Day ends at 12:00 AM EST on Sunday, July 20, or in ~9 hours!

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Solaris - 07-19-2014

i wonder if theres an obliterator

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - amosmyn - 07-19-2014

Shank: Red

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Breadpocalypse - 07-19-2014

I'd like to shank life for getting in the way of me shanking people but I think that would probably get a little messy and the last time a non corporeal being got shanked 6 people were temporarily sucked into a pocket dimension

You know what else I was afraid was cancelled for a second there Ix
(shaky gif)

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Shank: Not the Author
I try so hard to comprehend what you are saying
but those apostrophes just slide your words off my inner reading voice like a stick of butter on a molten hot corncob, left for hours in the sun in a car, with none of the windows cracked and the air con dial turned entirely the wrong way for an uncomfortably warm day in july
And I am left feeling empty
Apart from the bit that is trying to stab you

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - seedy - 07-19-2014

I'm sad ix got over it I wanted to tell him about how the season two clip show episode was going to be a musical from the duke's perspective

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Sruixan - 07-19-2014

Right, well, I was going to give it a full twelve hours, but by the looks of things there's a good opportunity at present to minimise the hold-up:

DAYSHANK: Chocolate Pi

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Truegreen - 07-19-2014

Ah, Granola does seem to legitimately beckon the sweet embrace of death.

We should provide him with his wish. It is the least we can do as sworn enemies.

Shank: Granolaman

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Paranoia - 07-19-2014

(07-19-2014, 08:53 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Right, well, I was going to give it a full twelve hours, but by the looks of things there's a good opportunity at present to minimise the hold-up:

DAYSHANK: Chocolate Pi

SHUT YER COLLECTIVE TRAPS, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (58/71 Alive) - Mirdini - 07-19-2014

ANALOG SHANKINGS

While some had heeded Sruixan's warning to choose a groupshank target or face his knives, Chocolate Pi stayed silent, possibly hoping to evade detection in the background and/or vegetation.

Not today. With a terrifying cry, Sruixan leapt onto VEST MOUNTAIN and whipped out A SECOND SHANK, pointing them at the cowardly delicious constant.

(07-19-2014, 08:53 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »DAYSHANK: Chocolate Pi

Chocolate Pi didn't stand a chance.

Chocolate Pi was a Regular Shanker.

Momentarily jerked out of their virtual realities by Sruixan's battle cry, the bitches were surprised to see that it wasn't the only shank to take place in the past five minutes.

Officer Betsy had watched the day's debates disinterestedly; she was far more worried about Detective Garland's whereabouts than interested in which irrelevant foreigner was seeing the shank at the end of the day. She was so busy crunching numbers that might lead to the Detective that she failed to notice one particular shanker pull off their VR headset and sneak over to her hood. She only noticed something was wrong a few moments later, when her power started draining at an alarming rate. She barely had time to compose a final message before shut-down.

Who knows if it was the Rikollisryhmä, or someone who didn't like cops in principle, or even someone who just hated apple pie - someone had cut Officer Betsy's fuel and battery lines to bits.

Ixcaliber has been shanked and survived.

Bitches sighed at all this 'real life' idiocy and put their headsets back on. They had 1s and 0s to shank for a chance at INCREDIBLE WEALTH, after all.

With 57 players alive, it takes 29 votes to groupshank a bitch.

Day ends at 12:00 AM EST on Sunday, July 20, or in ~6 hours!