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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - Not The Author - 08-25-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

I...

I'm sorry.

I just... can't... not...

Lord Paradise Wrote:> The Almighty Snacktime.


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - thriggle - 08-27-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

CabbageHat Wrote:Your old school friend John!
Not A Ninja Wrote:>Your nemesis (who is oblivious to the fact that you consider him your nemesis and in fact considers you to be his friend), STEVE THE DROP!!!!
It's STEVE JOHN the Drop! That SMARMY JERK!
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Steve John, the Drop who somehow made it through all of Basic X-Plorer Training without getting his FEET muddy, losing his ZAP RIFLE, or even getting entangled in ELECTRIC BARBED WIRE.
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Look at him. Standing there. Thinking he's so much better than you.
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"Bob," he says, "I know you can't understand me, but I'm going to shoot you now."

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Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-27-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Not A Ninja.

>SHOOT FIRST!

EDIT: >Alternatively, you could respond saying, "DON'T SHOOT! I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU NOW!"


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-27-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Gnauga.

>Liquify, then play dead.


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-27-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by grue.

"but i can understand you!"
logic dictatesthat bob wwill not be shot.
or steve is not falling for faulty logic


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-27-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by CabbageHat.

We need ACTIONS not WORDS!!
You've got to convince your old rival that you have become the ultimate coolness!

>Shoot the gun out of his hand off of his body.


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - thriggle - 08-27-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

(Ugh, I really want to update, but I have to hit the road. Thriggle and Space Opera will return on Monday or so. Same Bat channel.)


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - Crowstone - 08-27-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Crowstone.

But not the same bat-time?

>Can we talk, if so, "But i can understand you!"


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-27-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

jump at him, knocking his rifle away, and transmogrify into his shape, resutling in an identity crisis.


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-27-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by RedMage.

DROP MAADADNEESSSSSS [img]images/smilies/mspa_face.gif[/img]


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-27-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

Point your laser gun at him!

It's time for a mexican standoff... IN SPACE


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-27-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

I was going to post a comment about the last post, but ealized it would be completly stupid before I began typing. Consider yourself spared.


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - Infrared - 08-28-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

>Roll, then kick his gun


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-28-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Babel.

As soon as he fires... AS SOON AS HE FIRES - transmogrify into a donut shape.


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-28-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

thriggle Wrote:
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This is my new favorite image

Why are you so great thriggle

EDIT: I just noticed NT has Bambi eyes, too. D'AWWWW


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-28-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by xp194.

> Yell "No, you won't shoot me, for I have an explosive linked to my vitals! If I die, you do to!"

Yes, bluffing. Let's see how badly he wants us dead, hmm?


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - Elpie - 08-28-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Lord Paradise.

> Interpretive dance to convey to him that you can talk through interpretive dance. That way you can talk to him without letting on that you know what he's saying to the alien soldiers.


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-28-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by earthexe.

> It's time for some awkward spooning.


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-28-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

Mystify Wrote:I was going to post a comment about the last post, but ealized it would be completly stupid before I began typing. Consider yourself spared.
It's because I'm Brazilian, isn't it? RACIST
Babel Wrote:As soon as he fires... AS SOON AS HE FIRES - transmogrify into a donut shape.
^^ Flawless.


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-28-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

Wait, so how can steve john talk?

He don't got no mouth neitha


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-29-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

Client#9 Wrote:Wait, so how can steve john talk?

He don't got no mouth neitha
See how much of a SMarmy jerk he is? This is EXACTLY the type of thing he does to make him your nemesis...


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - SleepingOrange - 08-29-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.

>Save yourself! Dance like you've never danced before!


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-29-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

Client#9 Wrote:Wait, so how can steve john talk?

He don't got no mouth neitha
Interpretative dance.

Of course, thriggle translated it us because our pitiful human brains would explode if exposed to the complexity of that sentence in the language of dance.


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - OTTO - 08-29-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by xp194.

When I said yell, I meant Interpretative Dance. Obviously.

Darn keys are close together on my keyboard... <_< >_>


Re: Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles - thriggle - 09-02-2009

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

Lord Paradise Wrote:> Interpretive dance to convey to him that you can talk through interpretive dance.
SleepingOrange Wrote:>Save yourself! Dance like you've never danced before!
You briefly consider simply explaining to Steve John that you can now understand him and then asking him not to shoot you, but realize that your situation is much too nuanced for the medium of speech, and can only be fully related through INTERPRETIVE DANCE.

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You LEAP your encounter with the SAVAGE FOLIAGE.

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You ARABESQUE your explorations in the NATIVE VILLAGE.

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You PIROUETTE the confusion and frustration you felt as you made your way through this PRIMITIVE FACILITY.

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And finally, you dance a complex and sensual CODA designed to connect with your audience on the universal hindbrain levels of DANCE and MOVEMENT, and fully invoke understanding regarding your discovery and removal of the MISTRANSLATION DEVICE, as well as explain via RECURSIVE DANCING that you can communicate fluently and reliably through INTERPRETIVE DANCE.


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Steve John appears DEEPLY MOVED.
CabbageHat Wrote:We need ACTIONS not WORDS!!
You've got to convince your old rival that you have become the ultimate coolness!

>Shoot the gun out of his hand off of his body.
Not A Ninja Wrote:>SHOOT FIRST!
Not trusting Steve John's apparent SENSITIVITY and APPRECIATION for the PERFORMING ARTS, you decide to play it safe and shoot that ZAP RIFLE out of the Drop's han-- er, skin.
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