(06-12-2016, 07:04 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »This post wants to pass every rule.

(06-12-2016, 07:21 AM)CrimsonMage Wrote: »My brother has terrible eyesight, like really bad. But he almost never wears his glasses, and doesn't like contacts. We've all suggested maybe getting lasik eye surgery, but he doesn't even want to do THAT. He's being really uncooperative, but he really just doesn't see the big issue. I guess we just don't see eye-to-eye on this issue.

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SpoilerEagles are large, powerfully built birds of prey, with a heavy head and beak. Even the smallest eagles, like the booted eagle (Aquila pennata) (which is comparable in size to a common buzzard (Buteo buteo) or red-tailed hawk (B. jamaicensis)), have relatively longer and more evenly broad wings, and more direct, faster flight – despite the reduced size of aerodynamic feathers. Most eagles are larger than any other raptors apart from some vultures. The smallest species of eagle is the South Nicobar serpent eagle (Spilornis klossi), at 450 g (0.99 lb) and 40 cm (16 in). The largest species are discussed below. Like all birds of prey, eagles have very large hooked beaks for ripping flesh from their prey, strong muscular legs, and powerful talons. The beak is typically heavier than that of most other birds of prey. Eagles' eyes are extremely powerful, having up to 3.6 times human acuity for the martial eagle, which enables them to spot potential prey from a very long distance.[2] This keen eyesight is primarily attributed to their extremely large pupils which ensure minimal diffraction (scattering) of the incoming light. The female of all known species of eagles is larger than the male.[3][4]

Eagles normally build their nests, called eyries, in tall trees or on high cliffs. Many species lay two eggs, but the older, larger chick frequently kills its younger sibling once it has hatched. The dominant chick tends to be a female, as they are bigger than the male. The parents take no action to stop the killing.[5][6]

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(06-12-2016, 11:08 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »Everyone is crying at the dread hypnotic flying of the bee of the bird of the moth
You can't walk, you can't ramble, 'cause you're gonna have to scramble from the bee of the bird of the moth.

Catbug is a cat but he's got bugness in his veins
Manhouse lives within himself with thoughtful human brains
Neither one is equal to the challenge of the freak we'll call the bee of the bird of the moth

Now the moth defeats the mouse in man
It's messing with the plan
It can't be believed

'Cause it's just a hummingbird moth
Who's acting like a bird
That thinks it's a bee

Got a brand new shipment of electrical equipment it's addressed to the bottom of the sea
Send a tangerine coloured nuclear submarine with a sticker that says 'STP'

Windshield wiper washer fluid spraying in the air
Head lice under hats lie in the headlights everywhere
Subatomic waves to the underwater caves of the bee of the bird of the moth



Now the moth defeats the mouse in man
It's messing with the plan
It can't be believed

'Cause it's just a hummingbird moth
Who's acting like a bird
That thinks it's a bee

Is it us or it that's messed up

Everyone's deforming in the presence of the swarming of the bee of the bird of the moth
Protozoa, snakes, and horses have enlisted in the forces of the bee of the bird of the moth

All are irresistibly directed by the suction of the hypnotizing tractor beam presenting a production
Of the sleep of reason corporation in association with the bee of the bird of the moth

(06-12-2016, 12:40 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #132.

watching more of the Civ V over lunch

Turn 135: *clicks on a worker* "oh, I'm supposed to construct things with them!"

I MADE SOUNDS THAT WERE NOT OKAY SOUNDS TO HAVE MADE AT THE VOLUME I WOULD APPEAR TO HAVE MADE THEM AT

EDIT: THEY BUILT A FORT ON COTTON

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(06-12-2016, 06:08 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »if we really wanna have some fun me and bob can recommend a real good two player video game

(06-12-2016, 02:40 PM)btp Wrote: »

(06-12-2016, 06:08 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »if we really wanna have some fun me and bob can recommend a real good two player video game

TRUTH

• They walked their first Great Prophet all the way to Siberia over the course of twenty turns, then promptly forgot about it for the remainder of the game. It was still there on Kamchatka about fifteen minutes before the end.
  
• They set their capital to "Generate Wealth" about halfway through and thus never built anything in it ever again.
  
• SET UP FOR RANGED ATTACK
  
• "Where's this unmet player?" THEY FORGOT AMERICA EXISTED "Maybe Australia?" YOU'RE LOOKING AT AUSTRALIA IT'S THE ONLY SIZEABLE LANDMASS DIRECTLY SOUTH EAST OF ASIA
  
• At no point during those four hours did they realised that units have a finite number of moves they can make a turn, or that the game helpfully says "UNIT IS OUT OF MOVES" once you've used them all up.
  
• I mean how. How.
  
• I thought they weren't going to figure out that they needed a melee unit to capture the city BUT THEN THEY FIGURED IT OUT AND IMMEDIATELY FORGOT AFTER THEIR MISUNDERSTANDING OF THE PREVIOUS POINT MADE THEM SEND IT TO THE FUCKING GOBI DESERT they only took Cumae because they threw every unit at it until one worked
  
• "MOVE THE FUCKING SAMURAI" he literally can't because he already moved it see above. "I'M TRYING!" god bless 'em
  
• Every time they accidentally improved a luxury with a non-automated worker, they immediately replaced the improvement with a fort. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
  
• okay no my favourite was definitely Notre Dame because even they knew it was insane to try and build it in a city comprised entirely of snow BUT IT IMMEDIATELY STARVED THE MOMENT THEY TRIED TO BUILD IT OH MY GOD
  

(06-12-2016, 04:03 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #133.

I don't know what my favourite part of those four videos was, if I'm honest.

• They walked their first Great Prophet all the way to Siberia over the course of twenty turns, then promptly forgot about it for the remainder of the game. It was still there on Kamchatka about fifteen minutes before the end.
  
• They set their capital to "Generate Wealth" about halfway through and thus never built anything in it ever again.
  
• SET UP FOR RANGED ATTACK
  
• "Where's this unmet player?" THEY FORGOT AMERICA EXISTED "Maybe Australia?" YOU'RE LOOKING AT AUSTRALIA IT'S THE ONLY SIZEABLE LANDMASS DIRECTLY SOUTH EAST OF ASIA
  
• At no point during those four hours did they realised that units have a finite number of moves they can make a turn, or that the game helpfully says "UNIT IS OUT OF MOVES" once you've used them all up.
  
• I mean how. How.
  
• I thought they weren't going to figure out that they needed a melee unit to capture the city BUT THEN THEY FIGURED IT OUT AND IMMEDIATELY FORGOT AFTER THEIR MISUNDERSTANDING OF THE PREVIOUS POINT MADE THEM SEND IT TO THE FUCKING GOBI DESERT they only took Cumae because they threw every unit at it until one worked
  
• "MOVE THE FUCKING SAMURAI" he literally can't because he already moved it see above. "I'M TRYING!" god bless 'em
  
• Every time they accidentally improved a luxury with a non-automated worker, they immediately replaced the improvement with a fort. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
  
• okay no my favourite was definitely Notre Dame because even they knew it was insane to try and build it in a city comprised entirely of snow BUT IT IMMEDIATELY STARVED THE MOMENT THEY TRIED TO BUILD IT OH MY GOD
  

in conclusion thanks Ix that was an experience that was definitely lacking from my life

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(06-12-2016, 05:18 PM)Crowstone Wrote: »oh hi

(06-12-2016, 05:52 PM)Akumu Wrote: »Fifteen forty-three
of the world's greatest and most
uncanny canines

(06-12-2016, 05:59 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Too many color tags

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(06-12-2016, 06:49 PM)Akumu Wrote: »all the things

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(06-12-2016, 06:49 PM)Akumu Wrote: »all of the things

(06-12-2016, 06:50 PM)Akumu Wrote: »all of the things

(06-12-2016, 07:06 PM)Akumu Wrote: »

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