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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 07-17-2014
Ow.
So good news is that shank actually hit something vital and I'm bleeding pretty badly over here.
The bad news is I don't seem to be running out of blood and now I'm immortal but also in tremendous amounts of pain.
Oh god life is excruciating hell right now.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Scoffles - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 07:21 AM)BlazerC Wrote: »(07-17-2014, 02:42 AM)Scoffles Wrote: »IDE/Theory Sruix and Schazer have already formed an unshankable superbeing
I feel like this is a thing, actually
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - BlazerC - 07-17-2014
holy shit is granola that unshankable superbeing
PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - SupahKiven - 07-17-2014
Sotek Wrote: »Sorry; sleep.
Shank-select: Dragon Fogel.
Oh, we're doing the thing
SHANK: Fogel
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Dalmationer - 07-17-2014
SEND HIM TO THE DEMONVERSE, OR WHEREVER THE SPACE-TIME ANOMALY LEADS IF NOT THE DEMONVERSE.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Dalmationer - 07-17-2014
IMMORTALS ARE ALWAYS NEEDED IN THE DEMONVERSE, TO CLEAN OUT THE SOUL GRINDERS.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Sruixan - 07-17-2014
I am also not responsible for granola's immortality, granola's excruciating pain, or granola himself.
Presumably, anyway.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 07-17-2014
Sruix why? Why are you making me suffer so?!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Sruixan - 07-17-2014
...would you like a bandage and a cup of tea?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Dalmationer - 07-17-2014
WOULD YOU LIKE TO CLEAN THE UNPHYSICAL GROUND-UP ETHEREAL MANIFESTATIONS OF SOUL ENTRAILS FOR ETERNITY?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 07-17-2014
I CRAVE RELEASE FROM MY MORTAL COIL
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Sruixan - 07-17-2014
...pretty sure you haven't got one of those any more, from what you've said, and I rather doubt your brand new immortal coil comes with a rollback clause...
...
How's about some nice apple pie instead?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - SupahKiven - 07-17-2014
Why is it that I, a mere mortal
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - konec0 - 07-17-2014
Shank: Granolaman
can i jump into the space-time anomaly
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Pick Yer Poison - 07-17-2014
Wait what the heck is going on I'm so lost
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Akumu - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 06:23 PM)Pick Yer Poison Wrote: »Wait what the heck is going on I'm so lost
When in doubt, Shank.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - SupahKiven - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 06:27 PM)Akumu Wrote: »(07-17-2014, 06:23 PM)Pick Yer Poison Wrote: »Wait what the heck is going on I'm so lost
When in doubt, Shank.
A+ advice
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Mirdini - 07-17-2014
THESE NUMBERS BROUGHT TO YOU BY VINCE
FROM ACCOUNTING
Red709 - 9 (Solaris, Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, cyber95, Palamedes, makerofthegames, Red709, x1372, amosmyn)
Dragon Fogel - 6 (Scoffles, Sruixan, Schazer, Sanzh, Sotek, SupahKiven)
makerofthegames - 4 (Whimbrel, ICan'tGiveCredit, druplesnubb, Granolaman)
Granolaman - 4 (Acionyx, BlazerC, konec0, beruru)
amosmyn - 2 (Dalmationer, Demonsul)
"Anomaly" - 2 (Chwoka, Crowstone)
Dalmationer - 1 (antisequitur)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Fragowump)
Fragowump - 1 (Phish)
Schazer - 1 (Gnauga)
"Anyone opposed to creating a shankproof mech" - 1 (Sai)
- 1 (Bigro)
Akumu - 1 (Pharas)
Whimbrel - 1 (AgentBlue)
druplesnubb - 1 (Not The Author)
"Elvis" - 1 (yd12k)
"the spacetime anomaly" - 1 (antisequitur)
Abstaining - 15 (Akumu, Seedy, Coldblooded, Niall, Deviant One, fivex, Prime Intellect, Ixcaliber, Breadpocalypse, Plaid, Mikeee, Truegreen, Everanix, Chocolate Pi, Pick Yer Poison)
With 52 players alive, it takes 27 votes to groupshank a bitch.
Day ends at 2:00 PM EST on Saturday, July 19, or in ~48 hours!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Romythered - 07-17-2014
If I declare myself opposed to the creation of a shankproof mech does sai's vote change to me because I'm still liking that whole "Get shanked, Ascend to godhood" thing
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 06:38 PM)Mirdini Wrote: »Granolaman - 3 (Acionyx, BlazerC, konec0)
Granolaman - 1 (beruru)
Great, not only am I doomed to an eternity of punctured kidney pain, but now there's two of me for double the pain!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Scoffles - 07-17-2014
I'm now torn worse than Natalie Imbruglia
On the one hand, I don't want to abandon my fellow S-named compatriots and Fogel has a serious case of smugmug.
On the other hand, Granola is just sitting there, flaunting his aliveitude at me
On the other other hand, which is too many hands, there are folks not even participating in our exciting shanknanigans. And one of those people is Seedy, who I believe I am under contractual obligation to stab whenever possible.
I am just flat out Rip Torn over here.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Scoffles - 07-17-2014
FOG3L, 1S TH1S YOU?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Coldblooded - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 06:48 PM)Red709 Wrote: »I'm still liking that whole "Get shanked, Ascend to godhood" thing
Alright, sounds fair to me. We can help you out with that first thing at least.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Dragon Fogel - 07-17-2014
All right, there's been too much stuff going on that isn't a whalefight, including an apparent conspiracy against me by the letter S. So I think it's time to settle this once and for all.
First off, Whimbrel has kindly provided us with a suitable arena.
(07-16-2014, 07:18 PM)Whimbrel Wrote: »
![[Image: WHALEPANTS.png]](https://chaos.foxmage.com/Whimbrel/WHALEPANTS.png)
We shall fight on the back of this pantswhale. Each of us shall select a weapon to bring to the duel, and then we shall battle.
As I initially issued the challenge, it's only fair that Pharmacy gets first choice of weapons. Make your selection, and then we can begin.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Everanix - 07-17-2014
Shank: Granolaman
More like...Granolamangled.............
I'll just leave now