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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Druplesnubb - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 12:12 AM)SupahKiven Wrote: »(07-16-2014, 09:58 PM)Druplesnubb Wrote: »Lynch Makerofthegames, for reasons that do not involve silencing anyone who might reveal the conspiracy to the masses
No, it's gotta be SHANK. Like this: SHANK: makerofthegames
Sure, whatever, Shank: Makerofthegames
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - BlazerC - 07-17-2014
Actually I am going to take this game seriously for one post: can someone confirm if they've stabbed Red or Makerofthegames? I demand blood and I want a groupshank to end in a death, not another vest breaking. Makes it easier for the rest of us.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - AgentBlue - 07-17-2014
Uuuuuuuggggghhhhh. Kills, schmills. At least it's relatively quieter now. So which one of you is going to die next, I wonder?
Shank: Whimbrel shut up
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - beruru - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 02:52 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »Shank: makeroftheconspir-ergames
Also last night I found out that I'm completely immune to shankings so uh, thanks for killing the guy with the gun for me.
we can still groupshank you though right
shank nola
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - makerofthegames - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 07:27 AM)BlazerC Wrote: »Actually I am going to take this game seriously for one post: can someone confirm if they've stabbed Red or Makerofthegames? I demand blood and I want a groupshank to end in a death, not another vest breaking. Makes it easier for the rest of us.I still have my vest.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Mirdini - 07-17-2014
I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT-ahem-HR has informed me that you humans are used to a lower volume of announcements than my earlier display. In the interest of proper execution of Chirality's Will, I'll do my best to keep you bitches' eardrums from exploding. For now.
I've still got some more paperwork to fill out though, so in the meantime please enjoy this report from Vince in Accounting:
Votal Interlude
Red709 - 11 (Solaris, konec0, Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, Sotek, cyber95, Palamedes, makerofthegames, Red709, x1372, amosmyn)
Dragon Fogel - 6 (Scoffles, Sruixan, Schazer, Stiqqery, SupahKiven, Sanzh)
makerofthegames - 5 (Whimbrel, yd12k, ICan'tGiveCredit, druplesnubb, Granolaman)
amosmyn - 2 (Dalmationer, Demonsul)
TehPilot - 1 (Crowstone)
Dalmationer - 1 (antisequitur)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Fragowump)
Fragowump - 1 (Phish)
Schazer - 1 (Gnauga)
"Anyone opposed to creating a shankproof mech" - 1 (Sai)
- 1 (Bigro)
Akumu - 1 (Pharas)
Whimbrel - 1 (AgentBlue)
Granolaman - 1 (beruru)
Abstaining - 19 (NottheAuthor, Akumu, Seedy, Coldblooded, Niall, Deviant One, fivex, Prime Intellect, Ixcaliber, Chwoka, Breadpocalypse, Acionyx, BlazerC, Plaid, Mikeee, Truegreen, Everanix, Chocolate Pi, Pick Yer Poison)
With 53 players alive, it takes 27 votes to groupshank a bitch.
Day ends at 2:00 PM EST on Saturday, July 19, or in 72 hours!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Mirdini - 07-17-2014
HOLD ON JEN IN SECURITY HAS TOLD ME TO TELL YOU BITCHES THAT YOU SHOULD STOP "POSTING", WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
wait, shit. volume. man I'm bad at this.
wait, shit. volume. man I'm bad at this.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Mirdini - 07-17-2014
Breaking News
CUT TO CAMERA TWO
"In a turn of events no-one could possibly have seen coming, someone in the crowd here at Vista Paolo has suddenly collapsed.
They've very possibly even been... Shanked.
The eyes here are turning to Sruixan and BlazerC, but they're on the opposite side of VEST MOUNTAIN, shanks spotless! Who could be behind this heinous crime?
What monster has taken poor, sweet...
Wait, sorry. Oh, Stiqqery's the victim? That bitch had it coming if you don't mind me saying. Then again, all of these bitches do. The 'tragic death' angle really doesn't work when-"
CUT TO CAMERA FOUR
Stiqqery was a REGULAR SHANKER.
He was shanked ONCE.
CUT TO CAMERA ONE
"This has been the Vista Paolo Daily News Broadcast, Live From Vest Mountain in Vista Paolo's Courtyard. Wait. What's this?"
CUT TO CAMERA THREE - ERROR, CAMERA MALFUNCTIONING
"Up on the roof! There's some sort of... space-time anomaly forming! What could this mean?!? We'll keep you updated on this story as it develops, and bring you LIVE VIDEO as soon as our helicopter gets off the ground."
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Sruixan - 07-17-2014
"Dragon Fogel - 6 (Scoffles, Sruixan, Schazer, Stiqqery, SupahKiven, Sanzh)"
Hey, Sol, Sai, Sotek and Seedy - fancy hopping on?
also I totes wasn't responsible for the above
by which I mean both the shanking and the space-time anomaly
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - beruru - 07-17-2014
i suddenly realized that this is probably one of those games in which elvis could possibly exist. again.
thats one way to kill off a whole buncha players at once
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Not The Author - 07-17-2014
Hrn. What'n alla thems gon missin' all at once, I'n hope's jus' th'one cause for it. Make'n easier t'deal with, howe'r "deal'n with" works i'self ou' t'be.
Wonder'n what alla uproar 'bout offin' Red's all 'bout. Dunno'n them's done nuthin' deservin' of it, 'sides been a bit blasphemous inna eye'o' som'n's. Whereas th'other hand, (shank) Druplesnubb's be'n'a glutton'n takin' what in't rightly his. 'S shameful an'a bit pitiful, gi'n weall at this 'ere fanciful resort'n all.
You'n lend me that pie-- 'r wha's leffovit-- if'n y'like, Miss Officer, an' I'll do m'bes'n see it makes way'n Carl'n he turns hisself up, yeh?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Not The Author - 07-17-2014
Which i'n't t'fail'n chastize Sruixan, mind. Jus'a lesser'n two sinners innis 'ere scenario. No be'n jerk-like'n thems what in't 'round, y'got me?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - yd12k - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 10:52 AM)beruru Wrote: »i suddenly realized that this is probably one of those games in which elvis could possibly exist. again.
thats one way to kill off a whole buncha players at once
We can stop that:
shank elvis
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - antisequitur - 07-17-2014
This is unmitigated horseshit. SHANK: the spacetime anomaly.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - BlazerC - 07-17-2014
...
BEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.
SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC.
DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE ENSURE THE DISC COVER IS CLOSED AND TRY AGAIN.
READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER.
NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY, PLEASE WAIT. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUI-click
...
CORRUPTED FILE. UNABLE TO OPEN. WAITING FOR RESPONSE FROM SERVER...
NO RESPONSE.
MALICIOUS PROGRAM DETECTED.
SEVEN WHOLE APPLES. YOU COULD MAKE A GOOD PIE.
C:/ run query identification
C:/ run emergency survival
C:/ results: "kill everything"
DAYSHANK: KIEROS
Error. Dayshank cannot be executed: File does not exist.
DAYSHANK: GRANOLAMAN
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Mirdini - 07-17-2014
EXECUTING PROGRAM: DAYSHANK
ERROR: SHANK FAILURE IMMINENT
ABORT Y/N?
N
PROCEEDING WITH SHANK...
GRANOLAMAN HAS BEEN DAYSHANKED AND SURVIVED
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
....
Anomaly at 63% and rising
...
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Sotek - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 10:11 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »"Dragon Fogel - 6 (Scoffles, Sruixan, Schazer, Stiqqery, SupahKiven, Sanzh)"
Hey, Sol, Sai, Sotek and Seedy - fancy hopping on?
also I totes wasn't responsible for the above
by which I mean both the shanking and the space-time anomaly
So, Sruixan's saying we should have some sort of s-squad?
Sure! Seems sane. S-shank Red.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 07-17-2014
shank: anomaly. they're probably playing, right
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - BlazerC - 07-17-2014
ERROR.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Crowstone - 07-17-2014
voteshank: anomaly
no not the user... the space-time anamoly! the user isn't even in this game unless i'm the worst ctrl-F ever...
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Acionyx - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 10:52 AM)beruru Wrote: »i suddenly realized that this is probably one of those games in which elvis could possibly exist. again.
thats one way to kill off a whole buncha players at once
LONG LIVE THE KING
Shank: Granola
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - SupahKiven - 07-17-2014
Sruixan Wrote: »also I totes wasn't responsible for the above
by which I mean both the shanking and the space-time anomaly
Seems legit.
yd12k Wrote: »beruru Wrote: »i suddenly realized that this is probably one of those games in which elvis could possibly exist. again.
thats one way to kill off a whole buncha players at once
We can stop that:
shank elvis
Also legit SHANK: Elvis
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Whimbrel - 07-17-2014
Well, if shanking won't work, and dayshanking won't work...
I'm gonna try something on Granola at night tonight. I don't have a gun, but I would like to request that no one else visit him tonight, or else my plan goes from "possible chance of killing him" to "definitely won't kill him at all. He'll definitely not die from shanking times a million"
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - Sotek - 07-17-2014
(07-17-2014, 03:08 PM)Sotek Wrote: »(07-17-2014, 10:11 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »"Dragon Fogel - 6 (Scoffles, Sruixan, Schazer, Stiqqery, SupahKiven, Sanzh)"
Hey, Sol, Sai, Sotek and Seedy - fancy hopping on?
also I totes wasn't responsible for the above
by which I mean both the shanking and the space-time anomaly
So, Sruixan's saying we should have some sort of s-squad?
Sure! Seems sane. S-shank Red.
Sorry; sleep.
Shank-select: Dragon Fogel.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive) - BlazerC - 07-17-2014
COMMENCING SYSTEM REBOOT.
REBOOTING...
REBOOTING...
REBOOT COMPLETE.
That... could of gone better.
I don't like invincible players, though.
Shank: Granolaman
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.