WHAT THE HECK IS ALL OF THIS, INSULTRON yells as he comes in to existence. Actually he doesn't. I'm the one yelling that pretending he's yelling that. Of course, I to am also not yelling that, mainly because this is in text format, so I guess I'm typing it? Ok I'll admit, I'm also whispering all of this to myself to attempt some form of grammar check, god knows I need it.







I'll tell you what the heck is happening, the worst INTER-MISSION. I mean INTER-MISSIONS are suppose to be horrible but this one bites the cake. Eats the cake? Wait what the heck is wrong with eating cake? I...Actually think I'm using this phrase wrong.*






Either way, things are slowly going up in flames. The cobalt Kelda shippers are coming out of the woodwork (Actually that's a good ship, why didn't that happen?), ship fics between me and the bird I'm baby sitting are starting to circulate throughout the Atlantic ocean, and I'm being shaken down over my secrets. How can I tame the masses? Do I need to pull a gainax ending? Have another alligator destroy us all? I mean, it's [Fortuna]'s birthday, she'd want horrible endings and widespread destruction I think.


* I realized after finishing this that the correct phrase is "Takes the cake"

Then suddenly Star appeared! Suddenly huh? I didn't draw star in to this panel.

"but gime!" Star interject.

"we're all having so much fun," Star says.

Oh god. Oh no. Did star just speak for themselves? Did star just SELF INSERT themselves in to this? It suddenly came to me that I didn't permission lock this INTER-MISSION. I try to play it cool. I attempt to blow it off, act like star isn't a strange yellow orange instead of the black coloration everyone else is. Oh wow Star, what nice weather we're having. I said as I attempted to find out a way to end this INTER-MISSION before the readers took control of it and make all of their ships canon.

When you wake up to find out you missed EVERYTHING

What are you doing? You can't just bring Aspasem back in to canon. Are you mad, also what is he doing with that Diet Mayonnaise jar? No I mean, really. What is he doing with the Diet Mayonnaise jar, because I want to know.





"I have taken control!!!!"

"which means i can do this!!!!!!!!!!"

and then helios [CENSORED], and pumpkin V1 was Very Surprised!

HAHA! I've deflected your actions! Helios will never get to [CENSORED]! Now... it's time to finally stop this horrible madness!






With some gas.....and some FIRE!





See you guys tomorrow, or the day after with an update.













END OF THE WORST INTER-MISSION