Adventures in Finnacing and Accounting (Now with Magic)

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RE: Adventure Hero - Tuesbirdy - 06-02-2017

What just happened, count your limbs

RE: Adventure Hero - Arcanuse - 06-02-2017

villain probably gonna monologue
time to patch up make sure organs right place

RE: Adventure Hero - wyatt - 06-02-2017

(06-02-2017, 02:04 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »What just happened, count your limbs

You just got plaaaayed sucka! You were in an simulation inside of a simulation!

RE: Adventure Hero - Tuesbirdy - 06-02-2017

SIMCEPTION
i bet you saw that joke coming

RE: Adventure Hero - wyatt - 06-02-2017

(06-02-2017, 02:21 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »SIMCEPTION
i bet you saw that joke coming

That which I did...

Anyway!
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>You, Groggo and mage have been walking for a while now...
(5 attempts left!)

>What do?

RE: Adventure Hero - Myeth - 06-02-2017

Just fly away fuck the rules aof physics you're flippin adventure hero boy hero adventure

RE: Adventure Hero - bo - 06-02-2017

get angry and kill mage, he is not part of the REAL TEAM

RE: Adventure Hero - wyatt - 06-02-2017

(06-02-2017, 07:26 AM)Myeth Wrote: »Just fly away fuck the rules aof physics you're flippin adventure hero boy hero adventure

>You're already doing that, you dingus!

>What do?

RE: Adventure Hero - Myeth - 06-02-2017

Pretend you're staring into a camera, say "nOt aGaIn!" And then wacky sound effects.

RE: Adventure Hero - wyatt - 06-02-2017

(06-02-2017, 09:55 PM)Myeth Wrote: »Pretend you're staring into a camera, say "nOt aGaIn!" And then wacky sound effects.

>NOT AGAIN!

>LAUGHTRACK<

>What else do?

RE: Adventure Hero - Tuesbirdy - 06-03-2017

Onwards!!

RE: Adventure Hero - wyatt - 06-03-2017

(06-03-2017, 01:34 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »Onwards!!

>Yeah!

>What else do now yes?

RE: Adventure Hero - Dunkel Blau - 06-04-2017

Be cradled in the wizard's arms. Make sure you feel safe. He will protect you.

RE: Adventure Hero - wyatt - 06-06-2017

(06-04-2017, 06:41 PM)Dunkel Blau Wrote: »Be cradled in the wizard's arms. Make sure you feel safe. He will protect you.

You are now playing the wizard. You can opt out of being the wizard by uncradling yourself.

>_

RE: Adventure Hero - Xindaris - 06-06-2017

>Cast the spell "Detect Plot"

RE: Adventure Hero - Arcanuse - 06-06-2017

>Wizard hit peak anger
>Wizard: that's it i've had enough of your hero nonsense
>Wizard: the only heroic thing you do is whine and need constant attention even the gnome baby thief thing needs less attention
>Wizard: Now if you did your job maybe the cleric would be here to help your self esteem instead of being a pile of ash in a jar we have to carry back to the nearest temple
>Wizard continues to rant

RE: Adventure Hero - wyatt - 06-06-2017

(06-06-2017, 04:06 AM)Xindaris Wrote: »>Cast the spell "Detect Plot"

A plot is detected!

Show Content

(06-06-2017, 04:13 AM)Arcanuse Wrote: »>Wizard hit peak anger

That's it i've had enough of your hero nonsense;
The only heroic thing you do is whine and need constant attention, Even the gnome baby thief thing needs less attention
Now if you did your job maybe the cleric would be here to help your self esteem instead of being a pile of ash in a jar we have to carry back to the nearest temple
>Wizard continues to rant

But we never had a cleric-
Because of your incompetence you dip ass. Fuck you adventure boy, I'm only here because Man Villian captured my son, Kadab. After this quest of general clusterfuckery is over my boot of +4 magic is going up your tiny butt of -32 strength.

RE: Adventure Hero - Myeth - 06-07-2017

>"kinky"

RE: Adventure Hero - Xindaris - 06-07-2017

>Wizard: You actually know what the plot's supposed to be so you should be working against any efforts to reach the castle, right? And toward efforts to break the simulation? Or at least freaking out about learning that you're just a simulated being?

RE: Adventure Hero - Tuesbirdy - 06-07-2017

in order to break the simulation, spawn infinite chickens

RE: Adventure Hero - Xindaris - 06-08-2017

Usually the only way to spawn infinite chickens is Link's method: Attack a helpless chicken a few times until it calls the swarm.

RE: Adventure Hero - Tuesbirdy - 06-08-2017

Awrite then, let's find a chicken and beat the shit out of it

RE: Adventure Hero - Arcanuse - 06-08-2017

>Wizard, use your overwhelming rage to steal the role of protagonist, and break the simulation by flooding it with rage golems

RE: Adventure Hero - wyatt - 06-08-2017

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BASH!!!!!!

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O H G OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(click! ^)
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.......!

Like a PHONEIX BABY!

>_

RE: Adventure Hero - Arcanuse - 06-08-2017

>Aw yeah this is ADVENTURE WIZARD's story now