RE: Things, and no context. - Not The Author - 05-23-2012
(05-23-2012, 02:26 AM)Schazer Wrote: »I'm flexible and eager to please*.
I'm not sure whether contributors want to remain anonymous or not, so just get in touch with me however you like.
*Void where legally grey.
RE: Things, and no context. - btp - 05-25-2012
RE: Things, and no context. - Jacquerel - 06-19-2012
RE: Things, and no context. - Solaris - 06-29-2012
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SpoilerQuote:Also, since I wanted to increase my chances, I added that no matter what happens, I won’t give up on her.
First things first, shoot her some emails. About 600 should be good.
Write in your own blood and she’ll know it’s true.
Do you have a carrier pigeon?
I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry. Is that what you thought I would do?
I was going out with my girlfriend Denko, but she suddenly told me we’re not dating… (´・ω・`)
Does this mean we’ve broken up?
Haha, this is funny…
I just woke up my girlfriend who was sleeping beside me, had her read the previous threads… and now she can’t sleep anymore.
Well, Denko seems to be denying me her email, so I changed my address and I’m pretending to be one of her friends…
I need a way to casually ask what she thinks about me in a conversation… (´・ω・`)
Maybe around 500 emails would wake her up?
If she actually replies at a time like this, I think I’ll fall for Denko’s sweetness.
And how exactly did that mutual caring go?
I COULDN’T HAVE ANYONE BESIDES DENKO. DENKO’S THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD I COULD LOVE.
You’re always… keeping watch…?!
Okay, serious time!
OP, you’re pretending to be one of her friends over email, yeah?
Then casually invite her out to karaoke.
Be a little late, send “I’m gonna be late, so you should go in before me!”
Then OP goes into the room, and you’re golden.
Since it’s karaoke, you’ll be good even if she screams! Good luck!
Was it accident or fate that me and Denko met on this earth?
I got the information she was going flower-viewing from a friend, so maybe that could be fate?
And Denko might just realize how fated our meeting is… (´・ω・`)
I knew a guy who got rejected five times for “not being their type,” but the sixth dated him.
I asked the girl why he dated him, and she seemed to honestly like his determination.
Incidentally, it was the girl’s first boyfriend, so she was worrying a lot about dating, but she fell for the guy’s fierce forwardness.
No reason for OP to give in! So good luck and don’t stab her!
Guys, don’t come look for me! That’d be embarrassing!
You’ll make me laugh if I see you while I’m confessing…
No, she’s already sold me a bunch of other info.
Like the other day, Denko went with a friend to a soap store and bought some honey-scented body soap.
So now I’m using the exact same stuff as Denko… (´・ω・`)
First, I paid Denko’s friend 20,000 yen to make sure my plan went smoothly.
I asked her to request Denko to go buy alcohol.
And then finally, finally I saw Denko again! (´・ω・`)
I didn’t want to suddenly call her, so to display my passion as her boyfriend, I snuck up from behind and hugged her… (´・ω・`)
Denko’s body felt so warm… (´・ω・`)
It might have just been the best moment of my life. I don’t think I’m going to wash these clothes, so I don’t forget.
Denko was surprised too, and let out a really loud shriek and ran, but I wasn’t going to have that again!
I grabbed her arm so she couldn’t run. Because I wanted to hear her true feelings… (´・ω・`)
Denko was really hollering, so her friends got worried.
And she said she was going home for the day. And they all told me not to come near Denko again… (´・ω・`)
I HOPE SHE REPLIES SOON (´・ω・`)
Become a masochist and all your worries will melt away.
I was never bullied in my first year of college, but the bullying’s started again…
I just ignored it at first, but people are telling me I’m creepy and to die to my face.
Most of the time they pick on me by sprinkling me with toilet water.
I’m afraid it’ll be like this my whole time in college… (´・ω・`)
I can’t help but think there’s a reason.
THEY BROKE UP?
You know the nickname Tendou?
If you’re acquaintances, I want her to reply… (´・ω・`)
IF YOU’RE SAYING THINGS ABOUT DENKO AND ME THEN I’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
I’LL FIND YOU I SWEAR
Eep…
Oh bajeezus.
I know he’ll do it, too.
uh
uh
i peed a little
There was no (´・ω・`)…
GUYS HE’S SERIOUS!!!
So, she didn’t like the thing at the flower-viewing, did she?
RE: Things, and no context. - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 07-17-2012
RE: Things, and no context. - Loather - 07-17-2012
RE: Things, and no context. - Woffles - 07-22-2012
RE: Things, and no context. - Woffles - 07-22-2012
https://japanize.31tools.com/data/moe.imouto.org/272.txt
RE: Things, and no context. - Woffles - 07-28-2012
RE: Things, and no context. - AgentBlue - 08-06-2012
if anything is out of context this is it
there is no context
other than the fact that this is Psy
RE: Things, and no context. - Loather - 08-11-2012
RE: Things, and no context. - Kitet - 08-12-2012
RE: Things, and no context. - ThisTime - 08-13-2012
RE: Things, and no context. - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 08-13-2012
webhamster.com
RE: Things, and no context. - Mehgamehn - 08-13-2012
(08-06-2012, 12:28 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: »
(08-13-2012, 06:06 AM)ThisTime Wrote: »
Two great tastes that taste great together
RE: Things, and no context. - Nopad - 08-28-2012
i can't breathe i'm sure everyone knows this
RE: Things, and no context. - Schazer - 08-28-2012
(08-28-2012, 06:40 AM)Nopad Wrote: »i can't breathe i'm sure everyone knows this
My god
My eyes
RE: Things, and no context. - Dragon Fogel - 09-05-2012
<thriggle> a giant zombie aardvark just killed all my dwarves
<FakeImpostor> Thats the worst application of magical realism i ever heard of
RE: Things, and no context. - Kitet - 09-15-2012
RE: Things, and no context. - AgentBlue - 09-15-2012
That makes perfect sense, kitet >:c
RE: Things, and no context. - Mehgamehn - 09-28-2012
RE: Things, and no context. - btp - 09-30-2012
Megh. I love your footbals.
RE: Things, and no context. - Mehgamehn - 09-30-2012
Not as much as that guy tho
RE: Things, and no context. - Crowstone - 10-07-2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6QBqCNuB3g
RE: Things, and no context. - Pick Yer Poison - 10-09-2012
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