(05-19-2017, 03:25 AM)bigro Wrote: »A novelty size sports ball. Of the absurdly large variety.

Barcode art

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Isn't art just in the eye of the beholder? Look at the contrast, between the start white of the box and the heavy black of the barcode and... PFFFFFFFFFFFT okay I can't do this any more. Let's just agree that boxed water is unholily pretentious and leave it at there.

Cheese powder

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Or should I say "cheez powder". You know it's quality if they can't even spell cheese right.

Duck

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Two half ducks, so that makes one whole duck and a total success.

Extra soft tofu

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Look, I thought this was a joke. All I know about tofu is that it's this blobby thing, but apparently there's a difference between soft and hard. And so to with extra soft.

Freeze-dried Neapolitan ice cream

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What sort of horrible place would this be if it didn't have astronaut ice cream?

Gummy chili peppers

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WHAT? THESE ARE ACTUALLY REAL? And that's not how you spell jalapeño.

Instant ramen with 70%+ of your daily sodium intake

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Turns out, pork ramen was the highest one I could find at only 40%. But since it's over half of the needed total, it's totally worth half a point.

Some food with only one ingredient listed

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You weren't expecting this to be chili powder, were you? But yeah, this wasn't hard to find at all.

Regular flavor K cups

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Surprisingly hard, given how everyone loves giving ridiculous names to the flavors.

Rubber chicken with a hat.

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Trust me, this is totally a rubber chicken with a crab hat, and not a rubber chicken with a rubber crab stacked on its head to look like a hat. And even if it was, which it totally is, isn't that what a hat is in the first place?

Shoe flavored soda

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None that explicitly say they are shoe flavored, so let's just look at this horribly named set of flavors of soda and beer with a shoe-themed name that I feel worse after looking at, somehow combine the two, and end up with like half a point.

Snake meat

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You can seriously buy these snakes. Don't know if you can get any meat off of them, but best of luck if you try to do so.

FINAL SCORE:

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Which, if I do the math is...
79.17%
NOOOO SO CLOSE!

But wait, what's this?

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(03-01-2017, 03:38 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »So, with all that, guess who's probably going to do this again with items that I either didn't get around to including the first time, were offered up after I did it, or if I KNOW IT'S THERE AND I SWEAR I'M GOING TO FIND THOSE PICKLED EGGS IF IT KILLS ME.

WHY ARE THE PICKED EGGS WITH THE HOT SAUCE?

So adding that in makes the total
10.5/13

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TIME TO GET FROYO! SEE YA LATER!

(01-23-2017, 12:53 AM)a52 Wrote: »gummy chilli peppers
ostrich eggs
frozen, prefried octopus

(01-23-2017, 12:57 AM)a52 Wrote: »a chirimoya

(03-01-2017, 04:51 AM)a52 Wrote: »Bonus round: Double your total points by purchasing the strangest energy drink for sale, sampling it, and describing your experience in the

ENERGY DRINKS THREAD

(05-19-2017, 04:22 AM)a52 Wrote: »An absurdly large avocado. Like as big as a cantaloupe.

(05-19-2017, 09:02 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Escargot

(05-21-2017, 11:12 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »the king of fruits

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I mean, I already know where they are; what's the challenge?

(07-23-2017, 01:26 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »I mean, everything already listed is fair game; there's no need to repeat stuff.