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you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time (/showthread.php?tid=2116)RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 01-22-2017
It turns out you're supposed to ask them nicely
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 01-22-2017
It turns out bananas aren't vegan, so just give them to your pets
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 01-22-2017
It turns out if a banana isn't spotless, neither will your soul be after peeling
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out if you keep them in the fridge you won't cry when you open them
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out that you should dunk it in liquid nitrogen and then shatter it over the edge of a boat that needs christening
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out that you're supposed to use your corkscrew
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out you're supposed to do that orange-peel smile thing, but with an entire banana
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out osha has rules for this sort of thing and you should have been wearing your PPE, safety glasses, work gloves, steel-toe boots, rebreather etc
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out you're supposed to write your greatest regrets on the peel with sharpie first so when you throw it away it's therapeutic
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out that if you really love it, you should let it go, and if it loves you too it'll come back, peeled
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out that you can peel a banana with another peel
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out you can put it in your mouth and smoke it like a jazz cigarette
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out you throw it into the ocean and watch as it slowly drifts away
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out you gotta tee it up at the golf course and give it a good thwack with your 9 iron
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out that you gotta unload your 9 millimeter into it
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out that your saliva is enough to dissolve the coating, so just put it in your spittoon
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out it's zero-sum: to unpeel one banana you have to repeel another. karma
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out this is what stonehenge is for
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out you have to wait for the new moon, go out to the forest, smear your nude form in goat's blood, and summon baphomet
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out you can buy "extra lean" bananas at the supermarket that are just the peel
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out you can draw the innards out with a syringe
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out, you get three bananas alone in a room with each other, and they'll peel each other in fury
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out it's not the monkey peeling the banana like we thought; it's the banana peeling the monkey
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 01-22-2017
It turns out that all bananas are actually voodoo dolls and the one you have there in your hand is yours.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out this is what cursive is actually useful for