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(11-07-2016, 08:57 PM)NonAnalogue Wrote: »Be careful not to trip over something eldritch and mysterious.

The lighting in this area is abysmal, but that is probably because you are standing in a tomb - well, a small room in a tomb - with just a hole in the wall providing light. You probably need to amp up your flash, but that might disturb ghosts or weird energies, you are sure, so you'll just look around, take a small low-quality picture and -

(11-08-2016, 08:34 AM)tronn Wrote: »>Set the vase aside so you can conveniently have a terrible mishap with it later

"Hhmm hmm hmm..."

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Please stand by

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"Uuugh. Why do I feel so much s-space jetlag..."

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"Oh. I am afraid I am not in Eelgland anymore... Do I hear talking, too?"

(11-21-2016, 06:16 AM)tronn Wrote: »>Go find the yellow brick road

You contemplate digging out spacelag medicine from your backpack, or taking photos of your phenomenal transportation, when you are distracted by a few yellow... brich... drones scuttling in the grass. Huh. You decide to follow them, hoping you don't have to use your sole defense of Granny's Net Launcher.

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Peeking around the corner, you see a few folks in uniform discussing something.

"As you see, these drones are capable of making a quick survey of the ruins, so our researchers could explore the areas more safely, and extract the artifacts."

"So we went out in the middle of nowhere to test a few boxes painted yellow. Fascinating."

"Well, they are cheap, Number Three Sir, and would allow our researchers to enter the ruins more safely."

"That would not be needed, because--oh, didn't you know? Treasure retrieval will be reassigned from R&D to volunteer prisoners soon. And we don't want to give precise detectors to criminals, do we?"

"That is... I... did the Wardess really approve it?"

"Ah, Old Mom Seth doesn't know about this suggestion yet; however-"

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"Oh. You there, in the ruins! Looks like we had a stowaway. Which your drones didn't detect, Captain Coralus? Maybe that is why they are cheap?"

"Fascinating! The ruins CAN bring people along! The theory HAS been PROVEN! AGAIN!"

"While, yes, yes, um, researcher person. Hello, who might you be? Not from the city, eh?"

(01-10-2017, 12:57 AM)NonAnalogue Wrote: »Don't be rude; introduce yourself.

"Um... I am Euphemia Bruary, f-from Eelgland..."

"Which planet, if I may ask?"

"Friedrich?"

"Ahh, should have guessed! Very nice planet, I loved my stays in the Clawnada region. So, this ruin was copied over from there? How fascinating!"

"Excuse me, but protocol says-"

(01-10-2017, 10:01 AM)Anomaly Wrote: »Good god, it seems only one of them is even wearing a hat!

Steal it.

"NO! MY HAT!" *ACK*

"Huh, I didn't know Ghurt was a vampire."

"Aha! So that is why he was at the DENTIST every TUESDAY! Filing FANGS!"

"Crew, stop dawdling and get that hat back right now!"

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"Oh, look at them. Another reason why rogues should be doing this job in place of these hapless sciencefolk. Rogues would just put a new hat on him back at home."

"Umm..."

"Well, lets withdraw to the sidelines, Miss Bruary, and continue this interview with less ambient capering, alright?"

(01-10-2017, 05:30 PM)tronn Wrote: »>File a complaint to whomever it may concern. You resent being kidnapped against your will!

"Um, um, I would like to get back h-h-home, please, Mister...?

"Please, Mister is my unambitious brother's name, call me Third. Third Seth."

"Well, um, Third, I would like to get your help to get home. It seems that the mausoleum teleported here and..."

"Oh no. It just got copied. You did get teleported here though. Its complicated."

"Ah, well, I would be g-g-glad that-"

"Also you have to stay. You trespassed, C'est la vie!"

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"But I... you can't do that!"

"Oh, but this planet is private property AND a penal colony! Unwilling or not, your presence here is very illegal, my friend, as long as I... ahem, my family makes the rules."

"I refuse to b-b-believe this! This is extortion!"

"Oh, I guess I could let you go, if you told me a few things about this place... You must have been snooping around it when it got copied, so, do you know anything?"

"Well, well, it is the mausoleum of some sort of highwayman, I think? An ancestor of what is regrettably an acquaintance of mine."

"Oh? Were you graverobbing? Never mind; let's look inside, shall we?"

(07-19-2017, 01:15 PM)NonAnalogue Wrote: »Begrudgingly go with him.

"Well, I know t-t-that the guy died, and was m-m-mystical..."

"Go on."

"And I think it messed with the elder butterflies? Or it was b-b-built near a flux? I am not sure..."

"Ah, maybe it is just a coincidence, caused by this world scanning the ruins, hmm?"

"I am not s-s-sure..."

"I must say, you are not a great archeologist."

"W-w-well, that's because I am a wildlife photographer and.."

"Oh. In that case, you are probably useless to me. I have a better offer!"

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"What if we tested this gun on you! It seems there is only a dart in it. Easy peasy! Freedom guaranteed!"

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...

"I will leave now, if that is o-o-okay."

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"No. I insist. Do not worry, if it goes wrong, I can always shift the blame to some higher-up. It has always worked."

(07-20-2017, 07:26 AM)Dorsidwarf Wrote: »>Is it possible to just sort of... shut him inside?

"Well then, I cast GRANNY'S NET! Or rather w-w-w-web...."

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*fwoop!*

"You know, miss, that was a bad idea."

"You know, Dr Lamprey, had you told me that you know him to be a vampire, I would have brought a spare hat for him."

"I never said THAT! I just SAID he was at the DENTIST a lot!"

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"Sigh... I am gonna make a headwrap out of my shirt, maybe it will work."

"Can't we just carry him home in statue form?"

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"No. I don't like anyone being hurt or incapacitated on my watch. Not one bit."

"Hm. HM."

(10-20-2017, 10:32 AM)NonAnalogue Wrote: »> Get as far away from there as you can.

You run, you run from this psychopath. Discard weight.

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You have no idea where you are running.

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But you think you have seen these buildings while traveling offspace...

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No, can't get distracted, run, breathe, make a lot of turns, this is less scary than the direbear you met once.

(10-19-2017, 10:45 PM)Pharmacy Wrote: »>Effie: Run into Bad Luck (Meramis).

Wait, is that--?

"Whooa, whooops! Meramis, d-d-d-did you come to rescue--oh--"

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"Of course not."

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"F-f-from grass's heart I stab at thee!"

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"Oh"

"I am terribly sorry Miss Dryad, but I'll need this cat alive to test this. "

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"And since I saved your life, you owe me, clearly!"

"You k-k-know what."

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Grasping at straws, grasping at straws...

"What if I-I-I made an interview with you about this wonderful forest instead? I am sure people would b-b-be interested!"

"Hmmm, hmmm, hmmmm. PR would be nice. Just, got to ask, you have no more gadgets rights?"

"N...no..."

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"Eh, I would rather see what happens."

"Hurk."

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Oh great.

Who said that?

I am Fe.

Who?

I am Fe!

I am Effie?

Wonderful.

What?

I am Fe!

Um...

Something about a boon?

You want to help me?

Blood or Tears?

Confusing. Who are you?

Helpful but price!

No other option?

Want to help but the price.

I just want to go home.

Blood or Tears!

Neither...

No that is both!

Where?

INSIDE

Why?

Pact pact for boon.

Confusing, terrified.

Fe young, sorry.

Elaborate?

Wounds or humiliation.

How much?

Proportional.

Details.

Where home?

Other world.

Oh no.

Too much?

Fe agrees.

What if no boon?

First one mandatory...

Who make it mandatory?

INSIDE.

I have been humiliated enough today.

Blood?

Blood.

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"Hmm, hmm."

"What a boring treasure."

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"Aaaa"

"Oh, hmm, certainly more interesting. Maybe it contained some sort of bone god's tears, maybe?"

I am Fe!

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"Eeek!"

"Ah! Forgive me majestic creature! I am sorry for what I did!"

Changed tone fast.

"That is nice."

Not nice.

I know.

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"Please let me go, and I will pledge you an alliagence! ...But what are you, anyways?"

Shadow.

"She is a shadow."

"Er, well, I will forever revere the power of shadows! In fact, from now on, my chosen name shall be Reverend Seth!"

Begging after merely touched. I don't care anymore. I just want to go home.

Home...

"That is nice."

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"Ooof"

"Hey, errr, you! Wake up!"

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"Thank Flex, I was wondering where you have gone!"

"H...how... long?"

"Well, I noticed you being gone about five minutes ago, but you have been gone for an hour probably.."

"And you seem to have been infected by a parasite, according to my goggles?"

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"The good news is, that I can contain it in this vase! It also happens to be your colour!"

No no no!

Oh no.

"That... is nice..."

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"Memory ends here. I won't say "I hoped you enjoyed", but I'll say "I am sorry"."

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...

"An abrupt end. There is still a gap between your first vived memory, I smell. But your benefactor ran out of credit."

...I better go.

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"Transaction completed. You no longer have any boons to cash in with us. I do hope that you have found the subclient's vision beneficial. Eavesdropper."

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"I did."

"Enigmas escalate."

Please stand by...

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A morning.

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"Hmm. Hmm. Hmm."

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"Enter password."

"There is no password, dummy."

"Password accepted."

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"Staff 87% stable. Safe to dispense."

"Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Jun might have overstuffed it."

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"Maybe it is true, you can't be prepared for everything. But lil' Mister Seth will try, certainly will!"

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"Hey, Mister!"

"Oh, hello hello Oct-Oct! I see you are up early, spry and happy?"

"Well, on the one hand, I can avoid your pranks if I arrive here in time, and on the other, I am excited about new missions, ya know!"

"Aha! Ever since the forest, you have been hungering more, eh?"

"Well, it was terrifying but... exciting."

"Aha-ha! Well, sorry, I have no jobs for you yet."

"Shoot."

"BUT! I will have a busy day today at the office, so I might figure out something for you!"

"I just hope ya won't trick me into learning a practical skill again."