(11-22-2016, 03:30 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »dog cat

(11-22-2016, 03:32 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »dog dog

(11-22-2016, 03:32 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »dog god

(11-22-2016, 03:34 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »dog

(11-22-2016, 03:49 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Dog is God. God is Dog.

(11-22-2016, 04:01 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »dog star, rats god

(11-22-2016, 05:13 AM)a52 Wrote: »ʷᵉᶦʳᵈ ᵈᵒᵍ

(11-22-2016, 06:23 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »4

(11-22-2016, 06:31 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I'm beginning to see the symbolism in 4 = Death now.

(11-22-2016, 06:34 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Chwoka, Chwonka, cohka, cowhak, chahahaoaha, chakowka

• Day 17: I put potatoes back on the menu in an attempt at raking in cash. Got a 59x combo perfect day. Hell yes.
  
• Day 18: Purchased the fried chicken, immediately upgraded it because yeah. I got my salad orders confused near the end of lunchtime and ended up giving someone cheese that they didn't want... but all the chicken turned out fine!
  
• Day 19: Crazy Dave bets that I can't make it through the day without any "bad orders". Welp, guess I'm serving corndogs today... and upgrading the toilet...
  
• THE NEW TOILET MAKES A DIFFERENT NOISE THIS IS EXTREMELY DISCONCERTING
  
• but I got a x63 combo perfect day anyway
  
• oh my goodness the music the curtains the confetti
  
• I just got my first star that's what all this fuss is about
  
• I HAVE WALLS NOW
  
• CRAZY DAVE I AM NOT CONVINCED YOU PAID OUT
  
• Day 20: oh dear 62% baseline buzz let's get those ice creams out
  
• welp I only fucked up one of those 72 orders when I hit the 1 key again instead of Q for ice cubes (same finger, dammit)
  
• (also the I -> Q remapping is the only one I have allowed myself so far because come on ice cube is so much funnier slash convenient)
  
• okay it looks like most of the things I need to do to earn my second star are pretty straightforward it is mostly just going to be a waiting game again that's fine by me
  
• Day 21: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
  
• I am not used to having to reach to the 5 key and because I put fried chicken back on the menu in order to maximise profits a cavalcade formed during lunchtime and I done goofed
  
• and then I also goofed during the 81% buzz at dinner time when I overshot the cup size urgh
  
• Day 22: I really should have upgraded the salad by now but there's never been a good time. Now would be a particularly atrocious moment to choose.
  
• SO I WENT AHEAD AND DID IT ANYWAY
  
• x76 COMBO PERFECT DAY SO WORTH IT
  
• Day 23: ooooooh looks like I'm investing in a takeaway service
  
• aw man another catering event has opened up and I don't have the stuff for this one either
  
• ...I could just, like, you know, buy some fries...
  
• Crazy Dave wants to make a bet about soup. I do not soup.
  
• that panicked yelp when I overshot the cup size though
  
• Day 24: Safety inspection on a rainy day? This sounds like a job for... ice cream!
  
• ...and, uh, upgraded rat catching...
  
• the ingredients keys pressed for the non-trivial thousand island salad spell BOG and this is both incredibly useful and funny
  
• x60 COMBO PERFECT DAY
  
• Day 25: oh boy a new cate- nope I don't have beer
  
• Ah, fuck it, I need to get a new bit of a equipment as part of the two star requirements - let's get burgers on the menu!
  
• (and an instant upgrade why not)
  
• hmph I never screw up the new thing it's always the slowdown causing fluster and mistakes with the soda machine
  
• I refuse to not serve drinks? That just seems wrong? Mind you, if I need beer for catering...