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RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 08:40 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »> Thank Loather for cleaning toilet bowl.
> Check stats.
you shout thanks from the bathroom. i hear you and respond with an equally loud "YOU'RE WELCOME"
you check your stats
Gimeurcookies Stats Wrote:HP: 20
Attack: 10
Defense: 230
Sp. Attack: 10
Sp. Defense: 230
Speed: 5
(03-31-2016, 08:39 PM)a52 Wrote: »>search for a weapon in the closet
you don't know where the closet is
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 08:45 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »What's my skill level in reading?
easy
RE: Loather Dating Sim - a52 - 03-31-2016
>ask loather where the closet is
>look for a toaster
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 08:51 PM)a52 Wrote: »>ask loather where the closet is
>look for a toaster
i give you the silent treatment
you find a toaster in the kitchen
RE: Loather Dating Sim - a52 - 03-31-2016
>put coldblooded's book in the toaster and turn it on
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Gimeurcookie - 03-31-2016
> Rocky training montage
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Coldblooded - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 08:51 PM)Loather Wrote: »easy
Oh that sounds pretty good. I unplug the toaster and retrieve the book so that I can process the information within.
RE: Loather Dating Sim - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-31-2016
i walk in and take the book from coldblooded, inserting it into the now-plugged-in toaster. To show him how reading is REALLY done.
Toaster is set to "nuclear bombardment". I press on.
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Jacquerel - 03-31-2016
give loather a gentle pat on the head
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Coldblooded - 03-31-2016
I smash the toaster.
RE: Loather Dating Sim - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 09:52 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »I smash the toaster.
I implode. None can pass down my legacy now. See what you've done
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Whimbrel - 03-31-2016
I send her a message through a messaging system. It reads: "Would you like to try dates with me, try dating me, or possibly both things at the same time? Unrelated, check out this picture of a puppy eating a watermelon
![[Image: golden-retriever-puppy-cute-eating-watermelon.jpg]](https://barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/golden-retriever-puppy-cute-eating-watermelon.jpg)
"
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Kitet - 03-31-2016
>tell loather that she looks like a gecko
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Schazer - 03-31-2016
>be Mraof
RE: Loather Dating Sim - a52 - 03-31-2016
>be fuck you trol
RE: Loather Dating Sim - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-01-2016
(03-31-2016, 11:24 PM)Schazer Wrote: »>be Mraof
> Mraof: Pet a gecko like that evil guy who pets his cat in inspector gadget
this is now the Mraof Supervillainy sim
RE: Loather Dating Sim - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-01-2016
i do loather's laundry for her
RE: Loather Dating Sim - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-01-2016
I undo loather's laundry. For her.
Sorry loather I'm afraid you'll have to get a whole new wardrobe. I suggest this.
Yes, just a head.
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 04-02-2016
(03-31-2016, 09:00 PM)a52 Wrote: »>put coldblooded's book in the toaster and turn it on
you can't. coldblooded is still in the forest
(03-31-2016, 09:10 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »> Rocky training montage
this isn't youtube
(03-31-2016, 09:40 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »(03-31-2016, 08:51 PM)Loather Wrote: »easy
Oh that sounds pretty good. I unplug the toaster and retrieve the book so that I can process the information within.
you are nowhere near the toaster. you do read the book though
book of owl wisdom Wrote:for a successful date it is best to eat rats
is this a helpful tip?? you decide
(03-31-2016, 09:51 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »i walk in and take the book from coldblooded, inserting it into the now-plugged-in toaster. To show him how reading is REALLY done.
Toaster is set to "nuclear bombardment". I press on.
no you don't, and i'm pretty sure that's against international law
(03-31-2016, 09:52 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: »give loather a gentle pat on the head
all is well in the world. i am content
(03-31-2016, 09:52 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »I smash the toaster.
you're still in the forest!
(03-31-2016, 09:54 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I implode. None can pass down my legacy now. See what you've done
you implode, but only halfway. you are now tiny
(03-31-2016, 10:29 PM)Whimbrel Wrote: »I send her a message through a messaging system. It reads: "Would you like to try dates with me, try dating me, or possibly both things at the same time? Unrelated, check out this picture of a puppy eating a watermelon
i reply "definitely, but only if you prove your worth by sending me 20 more dogs"
(03-31-2016, 10:54 PM)Wheat Wrote: »i'm roleplaying as the roof on loather's house.
>creak in the wind
you do an excellent job of this, everyone thinks the roof is creaking
(03-31-2016, 11:14 PM)KittenEater Wrote: »>tell loather that she looks like a gecko
i am now thoroughly owned
(03-31-2016, 11:24 PM)Schazer Wrote: »>be Mraof
only mraof can be mraof!
(03-31-2016, 11:26 PM)a52 Wrote: »>be fuck you trol
fuck you trol isn't real.
(04-01-2016, 12:17 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »> Mraof: Pet a gecko like that evil guy who pets his cat in inspector gadget
this is now the Mraof Supervillainy sim
you can't tell mraof what to do!
(04-01-2016, 12:43 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »i do loather's laundry for her
mirdini notices you pulling dirty clothes out of their pockets. you both make eye contact
(04-01-2016, 11:31 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I undo loather's laundry. For her.
Sorry loather I'm afraid you'll have to get a whole new wardrobe. I suggest this.
Yes, just a head.
mirdini and chwoka notice you grabbing clothes out of their pockets. all three of you make eye contact
(04-02-2016, 04:32 AM)bigro Wrote: »>open door
>get on floor
>walk the dinosaur
the door was already open, so you fail to walk the dinosaur. nobody is impressed
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Mraof - 04-02-2016
>Mraof:Mraof
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 04-02-2016
(04-02-2016, 07:48 AM)Mraof Wrote: »>Mraof:Mraof
you mraof
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Schazer - 04-02-2016
Offer to open a window, it's kinda getting crowded in here
RE: Loather Dating Sim - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-02-2016
(04-02-2016, 07:49 AM)Loather Wrote: »(04-02-2016, 07:48 AM)Mraof Wrote: »>Mraof:Mraof
you mraof
i don't believe you
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Coldblooded - 04-02-2016
I kindly ask the owl if it knows any cool rat hunting spots.
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Mirdini - 04-02-2016
I help Chwoka do the laundry.