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RE: Good patent ideas - Dragon Fogel - 10-08-2015
A thread where you post good ideas for patents.
Hey, looks like somebody owes me.
RE: Good patent ideas - Kitet - 10-08-2015
what if there was a program you could sign up to that paid you to do physical labor
or, in a less bitter-sounding way: you sign up to a gym that makes sure you attend and gives you rewards for a good workout
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
death of socrates action playset with real hemlock
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-08-2015
a 3-d printed heart, but with all the ventricles glued shut
RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 10-08-2015
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RE: Good patent ideas - Jacquerel - 10-09-2015
The Nintendo Wii
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-09-2015
i need to know who the h*ck is voting down this thread, for my money this is in the top-tier of all time hawkspace threads, up there with "trick people into looking at this great thread" and "the great thread chomp full of machomps"
RE: Good patent ideas - Jacquerel - 10-09-2015
good patent idea: rating this thread one star
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-09-2015
(10-09-2015, 04:24 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: »good patent idea: rating this thread one star
uh, good patent idea: making this illegal
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-09-2015
(10-09-2015, 04:27 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »(10-09-2015, 04:24 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: »good patent idea: rating this thread one star
uh, good patent idea: making this thread illegal
RE: Good patent ideas - Reyweld - 10-09-2015
Dream Catcher: "Catches" dreams, allowing you to watch them later.
RE: Good patent ideas - Infrared - 10-09-2015
A pill that makes your penis smaller
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-10-2015
A pill that makes your penis too large to maintain an erection
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 10-10-2015
pills shaped like penises
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 10-10-2015
Oh hey! It's that pill!
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-10-2015
fffuego wave!!!!!
RE: Good patent ideas - Dalmationer - 10-11-2015
Patent the Heros Journey Archetype. You'll make a killing off of bad writers.
RE: Good patent ideas - OrangeAipom - 10-13-2015
(10-08-2015, 04:56 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »if God doesn't exist (yet) we can patent it. if He doesn't we'll make a killing on sales of religious books and if He does then the patent will be rejected and we'll know for sure!
Patent God, Then We'll Talk
RE: Good patent ideas - OrangeAipom - 10-13-2015
I wish to patent The Aristocrats.
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 10-21-2015
pet ants
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 10-21-2015
a keyboard with little LED screens on each key, so you can change between keyboard types and the keys visually change as well
This can also let you type in emoji
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-21-2015
a keyboard for wingdings
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-21-2015
a device to spay ants
RE: Good patent ideas - SleepingOrange - 10-21-2015
Soul-crushing ennui and inescapable anomie. Make a mint off the 18-34s
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 10-21-2015
inescapable animes