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RE: Post making contest - Robust Laser - 08-09-2016
Hi, welcome to post #9999. We've all had fun here at the post making contest, so before we reach five digits, let's look at all the happiness we've had in the past rule solving attempts.
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Oh.
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 08-09-2016
(08-09-2016, 10:30 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Rule 1: A cute post
Rule 2: A right post
Rule 3: An obtuse post
Rule 4: A straight post
Rule 5: A reflex post
This post passes no rules!
(08-09-2016, 10:32 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Rule 1: China
Rule 2: Russia
Rule 3: United States
Rule 4: United Kingdom
Rule 5: France
This post passes no rules!
(08-09-2016, 10:38 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Sruix is a cool good human. This post passes rule secret rule six.
FUCK THIS RULESET GOD DAMN IT SRUIX
Can we please just pass this ruleset and be done with it?
(08-09-2016, 06:17 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Can I pass rule 3?
The above post breaks rule 3.
![[Image: 885930-Bumble-Bee-Dog-Costume-large.jpg]](https://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/rubies/885930-Bumble-Bee-Dog-Costume-large.jpg)
This post passes rules 1, 2, 3 and 5!
(08-09-2016, 10:39 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Sruix is a cool good human. This post passes rule secret rule six.
FUCK THIS RULESET GOD DAMN IT SRUIX
Can we please just pass this ruleset and be done with it?
(08-09-2016, 09:36 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
i want to die
(08-09-2016, 06:17 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Can I pass rule 3?
The above post breaks rule 3.
![[Image: ghostbusters-full-new-img.jpg]](https://www.ghostbusters.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ghostbusters-full-new-img.jpg)
This post clearly demonstrates that Ix has passed through all five stages of grief upon realising the theme and thus passes all five rules!
(08-09-2016, 10:44 PM)Robust Laser Wrote: »Hi, welcome to post #9999. We've all had fun here at the post making contest, so before we reach five digits, let's look at all the happiness we've had in the past rule solving attempts.
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Oh.
This post passes no rules!
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 08-09-2016
Reminder that this thread only started in late April and yet it has 10,000 posts.
RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 08-09-2016
invisipost
RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 08-09-2016
THIS WAS THE BEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HAD!
#1 DENIAL: post must claim to pass a rule (other than this one) that it actually fails.
#2 ANGER: post must express discontent at the ruleset.
#3 BARGAINING: post must beg to pass more rules than it otherwise would
#4 DEPRESSION: post must suggest that the poster has either given up trying or is actively refusing to pass the rules
#5 ACCEPTANCE: post must correctly indicate at least one of its rule failures unless this would cause a paradox
Ix gets bonus points for passing all of these rules in the correct order and even more bonus points for being utterly amazing. Like, this was a bloody astonishing performance. Also points to qwerx for figuring out the theme and more points for courteously allowing Ix to win...
(you should now go back and read my personifications of the Grief Gang and ask yourself how the hell I thought I would get away with that)
RE: Post making contest - Reyweld - 08-10-2016
Can I do the next one? I've got a special ruleset made...
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 08-10-2016
go for it Reyweld good luck and god bless
RE: Post making contest - Reyweld - 08-10-2016
This ruleset is THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS, commemorating what a sin this thread is. Only 5 of the 7 need to be passed to win. For your consideration:
1. Lust
2. Pride
3. Greed
4. Sloth
5. Envy
6. Wrath
7. and Gluttony!!!
Go!
RE: Post making contest - Kíeros - 08-10-2016
z
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 08-10-2016
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS RULESET, WHAT THE HELL, I SHOULD SMASH YOUR FACE IN!
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 08-10-2016
Man, I wish my rulesets were as cool as this one.
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 08-10-2016
But seriously, my rulesets are the BEST. The absolute best! You won't find any better ones out there!
RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 08-10-2016
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!
RE: Post making contest - Reyweld - 08-10-2016
(08-10-2016, 12:40 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »z
Passes 5, 6.
(08-10-2016, 12:44 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS RULESET, WHAT THE HELL, I SHOULD SMASH YOUR FACE IN!
No rules passed.
(08-10-2016, 12:45 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Man, I wish my rulesets were as cool as this one.
Passes 5, 6.
(08-10-2016, 12:45 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »But seriously, my rulesets are the BEST. The absolute best! You won't find any better ones out there!
Passes 5.
(08-10-2016, 12:52 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!
Passes 5, 6, 7.
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 08-10-2016
RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 08-10-2016
Chocolate. Mmm... chocolate.
RE: Post making contest - Reyweld - 08-10-2016
(08-10-2016, 01:04 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
Passes 5, 6.
(08-10-2016, 01:04 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Chocolate. Mmm... chocolate.
Passes 5.
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 08-10-2016
Fails rule 6
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 08-10-2016
this is a good post made by a pretty cool individual and it definitely 100% passes all the rules
RE: Post making contest - Reyweld - 08-10-2016
(08-10-2016, 01:13 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Fails rule 6
This is true. Passes 5.
RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 08-10-2016
![[Image: A-three-toed-tree-sloth-h-008.jpg]](https://all-things-sloth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/A-three-toed-tree-sloth-h-008.jpg)
RE: Post making contest - Reyweld - 08-10-2016
(08-10-2016, 01:15 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »this is a good post made by a pretty cool individual and it definitely 100% passes all the rules
Passes no rules.
RE: Post making contest - Reyweld - 08-10-2016
(08-10-2016, 01:17 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
Passes 5.
RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 08-10-2016
Pickles.
RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 08-10-2016
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!