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you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time (/showthread.php?tid=2116)RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-03-2019
it turns out we're on the highway to hell
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-03-2019
it turns out you need to switch the melodies of 'highway to hell' and 'ymca'
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-03-2019
it turns out you need to take what you will, but don't rattle me bones
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-03-2019
it turns out you need to play at 262 bpm for 4 minutes and 19 seconds
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-03-2019
it turns out the universe has an invisible face
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-03-2019
it turns out you need to read the eight spells of the octavo
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-03-2019
it turns out bananas are 99% water
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-03-2019
it turns out 111111111^2 = 12345678987654321
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-09-2019
it turns out that, as the earth is quickly becoming hostile to bananakind, you need to add up all the numbers that have been mentioned in this thread, and then use that many bananas to fuel a rocket to mars, where the soil is great for growing more bananas
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-09-2019
it turns out this is not enough, not just yet
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-09-2019
it turns out you need everyone to do the knock (shave and a haircut, two bits) on the ground. after a few moments the earth will unpeel and everyone will fall into the unpeeled earth, which is actually the afterlife where everyone is eternally happy
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-09-2019
it turns out that if you don't do this in time, another peel will form over the earth, and everyone will die because the peel will blot out the sun eternally and no bananas will be able to be made anymore, which is extremely bad
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-09-2019
it turns out the average length of a banana is one banana
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-09-2019
it turns out bananas are the one true metric for everything
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-09-2019
it turns out you need to create a shrine using only bananas for every measure. all of these measures must be in whole numbers of bananas
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 12-09-2019
it turns out bananas are actually telescopes. Inserting them into your eyesocket allows you to see celestial bodies such as more bananas.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
it turns out k is a consonant, a letter of the alphabet
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
it turns out if you make a massive banana to eclipse the sun, and a giant pair of sunglasses above it, you will have given the sun sentience.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
it turns out you need to decrease the perihelion of many bananas a lot
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
it turns out the most efficient way to do this is de-orbit the earth
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
it turns out that elon musk wants to build a giant thruster on the earth
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
it turns out this will actually work this time, just like the other two things didn't
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
it turns out you need to make an ascii banana out of only the characters {"B","A","N","a","n","b"}
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
it turns out i should do my schoolwork
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 12-11-2019
it turns out i dont want to right now