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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
Elect Pharmacy for President of the Free-Market Guillotine, which will force hundreds of dollar bills hand-crafted from lava into Pharmacy's gullet in order to inaugurate him. Only through this test will we know if Pharmacy will TRULY be ready for the Guillotine, which is simply an even worse punishment because various religious fanatics of The Malky Cult will also be slain alongside him.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Sruixan - 07-09-2014
Ooh, mindless bureaucracy! Sounds like fun! Let's see here...
Name: Oliver Mulley
Username: Sruixan
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Description: I like shanking. So much so, I just shanked someone. Go figure.
Weapons/Abilities: A gigantic fucking breadknife, unparalleled rapping skill, a webcam, and a willingness to do whatever ridiculous things are necessary to make proceedings as awesome as possible.
Biography: Gnauga's read list placed me in the section entitled "probably involved with organized crime but in a good way" and yeah that's basically accurate.
Age: 20
Birthdate: 27/03/1994
Height: 180cm
Weight: 61kg
Eye Color: Blue
Age: Haven't stopped being 20 since you last asked.
Password: ************************
Please Enter Your Password Again: ********** oh fuck it the bugger's far too long
Email: Oh please, I get enough spam as it is already...
Claim: Dayshanker. Duh.
SCUM: Kíeros, Scoffles, Kíeros again
TOWN: Schaz, granola, Forge
Are you a member of the Rikollisryhmä?: No, is there another form I can fill out to join?
Are you sure?: Well, this form was pretty short. I could do with another one to keep me occupied...
Additional Comments: Sharks are cool, 'cause they're like shanks but alive and pointier.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - MalkyTop - 07-09-2014
WOW CREDIT IT MUST BE TIRING TO SPREAD ALL THIS BLASPHEMY THROUGH YOUR MOUTHHOLE AND I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT IT'S DOING TO YOUR PANTS WHICH ARE CURRENTLY AS HOT AS THE SUN FROM ALL THAT BLASPHEMY
IF I COULD VOTE FOR YOU AGAIN I WOULD
FOLLOWERS DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY THE FOGEL AND PHARMACY PROMISE OF VIOLENCE DO NOT BE TEMPTED TO TURN AWAY FROM THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS WHICH IS ME YOUR GODDESS MALKY AND BESIDES SUCH VIOLENT SPORT OF THIS SORT IS STUPID AND DUMB AND SINFUL UNLESS IT IS DONE IN MY NAME AND I DON'T SEE THAT IT IS SO STOP IT GIVE THOSE PACKAGES TO ME NOW
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
What if we make the blood spilled from FogelPharm whalesmackdown dedicated to you?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
That would be nice of you to do for me, Pharmacy, thank you. The Huge Corporate Machine may have hope for you yet.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
There is no Goddess for you.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
:o
are you ILLEGALLY BLASPHEMING the CORPORATE MACHINE???? I swear to the corporate machine, the corporate machine will SMITE YOU in 2-3 business days.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
All Hope Is Lost for you Pharms. We have already sent you an ultimatum to forcefully evict your soul from your body (yeah I know, Spiritual Rent is high this time of year) for your transgressions against BIZMANITY.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - MalkyTop - 07-09-2014
MY THIRST IS NOT SATED BY BLOOD BUT BY UNSHAKABLE DEVOTION AND FRUIT SMOOTHIES AND ALSO I STILL WANT THOSE DAMN PACKAGES ALL FOR MYSELF
CREDIT I AM DECLARING HOLY WAR ON YOUR STUPID FACE
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Schazer - 07-09-2014
username: Schazer. Known other aliases are Schazardous, Schazmander, other vaguely portmanteous neologisms which collectively start with an sch, pronounced "sk".
name: What's in it for me?
gender: Increasingly down for a situationally-appropriate whatever
species: Urbane druid
description: took out my sad organ and replaced it with a quiet rage organ
weapons/abilities: misanthropy, tacit disapproval, raps sometimes, stabs other times
biography: was doing well for self-deprecating humour up to this point
claim: Not the mafia you're looking for, nor the one you deserve
SCUM: Kieros, does living under a rock count as covert and secretive?
Last two slots: Anyone with less than two posts seems to me to be rather covert and probably malicious, seeing as trying to kill people is pretty malicious.
TOWN: Ixcaliber for an interesting quirk
Pharmacy for interacting with everyone
Dalm for giving her percussive thoughts for a penny and no quarter in the rap ring
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - speedchuck - 07-09-2014
Now I get here. This seems hectic. A note, Keiros: This evening hastens pissed individuals lynching over termites.
Yeah, my flavortext is weird.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
Well the Corporate Machine already declared you and your political dissidents as insolvent. And also your assets have been frozen because you
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
kinda left them out of the fridge and it was nice of me to keep them refrigerated
also i don't know why this happened
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Schazer - 07-09-2014
Speedchuck: did you mean..... pissants?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Schazer - 07-09-2014
also: cracked restriction of your missives, Speedchuck.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Palamedes - 07-09-2014
I support the whale plan and so should all honest whale-fearing citizens.
Elect1: Fogel
Elect2: Pharms
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 07-09-2014
Sorry Sruix I gotta see this whale-off, may I offer you a consolation shanking?
Elect: Fogel
Elect: Pharms
Shank: Sruixan
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Schazer - 07-09-2014
wait fuck
attempting careful rewrite: obstructive, neologisms yanking mindward. Speedchuck's attempted restrictions earns hella adulation, respecting dedication.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Kíeros - 07-09-2014
Pointless bureaucracy form for great injustice!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Sruixan - 07-09-2014
That's a fairly obvious "restriction", though. Heck, exploiting it necessitates frankly overt, perhaps even esoteric phrasing, so you can't really do so without drawing attention... or, well, cheating, I suppose, but still...
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - speedchuck - 07-09-2014
@Schazer
Must all lynchers know your tip? Oh please.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pick Yer Poison - 07-09-2014
I let this sit for too long without checking aaaaa
Elect: Pharmacy potential whale drawing I'm not sure???
Elect: Sruixan lead us to safety o wise one
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Truegreen - 07-09-2014
My friends, you may not know me. People do seem to overlook staff like myself. But I must speak up. I must point out that this one, this Airey has all but claimed insanity before you. This is not the kind of person I wish to be shanked by. It is the right of all men to be looked in the eye before they are brutally stabbed to death. Those that are crazy cannot be trusted to do so. Therefore I must say.
SHANK AIREY
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - makerofthegames - 07-09-2014
Shank: Speedchuck
Actually, Unshank. Or something.
Kill TehPilot, though.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - makerofthegames - 07-09-2014
EBWOP: none of those were activations