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Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by KilroyWasHere.
>Fuse with the Snappy Shaq. Use your newfound abilities to fix the printer.
Then fuse with the printer.
Re: Last Day - Godbot - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.
> Just sort of rub a piece of paper on your head as a substitute for a color printer
Re: Last Day - Dragon Fogel - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
>Well, there's only one thing to do here. Construct an excessively complicated and inefficient Rube Goldberg device! Either to fix the printer or to replace it.
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by oregano.
This printer has crossed you one too many times- take it down Office Space style
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by suomynonAyletamitlU.
General Disorder Wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zqHKd265EQuote:Snappy Shaq: Perform a Chaos DrinkThat link isn't working. :/
Re: Last Day - Doodley - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
Eversor Wrote:> Did you check the print queue? Make sure the print queue is correct, you got the email the CPYOFF1 doesn't scan double-sided anymore right? It will just stand idle. The IT had to change it because someone was wasting Ink. Also, make sure you rest your arm on the top of it, it wont scan unless its the lid is completely down, and its been stuck ever since the "Rump" accident the boss won't let anyone mention anymore. Remember, Tray 2 doesn't hold more then 25 pieces of paper so it could be low again, and that warning light is faded so no one sees it.
![[Image: 580.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/580.png)
You have no idea what the heck that means.
Schazer Wrote:Barf rainbows.
![[Image: 574.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/574.png)
BLLAARRAARGHHFFF
Okay, not really. You are physically incapable of barfing rainbows. But you totally would if you could.
Godbot Wrote:> Just sort of rub a piece of paper on your head as a substitute for a color printer
![[Image: 577.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/577.png)
You're pretty sure this won't achieve anything, but you try it anyways. You have actually refined this skill of rubbing stuff against your head.
![[Image: 575.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/575.png)
![[Image: 576.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/576.png)
![[Image: 581.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/581.png)
What the heck?
BigBurkhart Wrote:Reenact that one scene from Office Space with the baseball bat and the copier
oregano Wrote:This printer has crossed you one too many times- take it down Office Space style
![[Image: 577.gif]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/577.gif)
You don't have a baseball bat, but you do have a long balloon. You just hit the printer with that.
The printer receives no damage nor is it fixed.
![[Image: 578.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/578.png)
You have a balloon because your second job is being a professional balloon sculptor. You are hired for children's parties to create balloon animals and other things, and a street performer to create balloon sculptures for passing by folks on the streets of Cleveland, whom often hire you for private parties. You have regular round balloons too, for other things.
You also really really like color. Like so much.
![[Image: 579.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/579.png)
Holy cow do you love colors
And these offices are so boring! They need more color! You do your best to brighten these greyscale offices up with some color by wearing rainbow leg and arm warmers, as well as spending many hours in the bathroom dying your hair multiple colors and painting your nails. You've even got rainbow underwear!
RAINBOW UNDERWEAR!
Spoiler
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Armok.
> can: explode and soak printer electronics.
Re: Last Day - Godbot - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.
Welp, it's settled. So much for this other characters.
> Hey, lady, there's totally some soda on the floor or something.
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.
:V "PLEASE LOAD PAPER INTO AUTO SHEET FEEDER" screams the printer obliviously.
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.
>Object to being made to wear these monotonous office vestments. Consider tie-dying what you're wearing.
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Mibbs.
try and find a different printer
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by BigBurkhart.
Rainbow underwear, huh? Good job. Probably shouldn't go around telling everyone that, though.
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Grutor.
>Shaq can, explode with rage. Douse everything with your smooth, highly energized, caffeinated liquid of awesome.
or
>Dorothy check below and notice Snappy Shaq, it's a free drink! You could use some since you worked yourself up. Achieve maximum power and explode... into the other room.
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by trulyElse.
> Shaq: Become forgotten untill the story of Ted + Co. Vs THE BOSS reaches it's climax, at which point become intergral to THE BOSS's defeat without moving at all.
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-18-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.
Liquid: Burst out of the can like The One
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-19-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Yamtaggler.
>Make a new printer out of balloons.
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-19-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Eversor.
Yamtaggler Wrote:>Make a new printer out of balloons.> Second this. Recreate a small balloon size printer.
> Any Rainbow Tattoos?
Re: Last Day - Doodley - 03-20-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
Redux Wrote:Liquid: Burst out of the can like The One
trulyElse Wrote:> Shaq: Become forgotten untill the story of Ted + Co. Vs THE BOSS reaches it's climax, at which point become intergral to THE BOSS's defeat without moving at all.
Grutor Wrote:>Shaq can, explode with rage. Douse everything with your smooth, highly energized, caffeinated liquid of awesome.
![[Image: 583.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/583.png)
You are now the condensed carbonated B-Ball flavored liquid.
You can feel it. The energy inside. It's overwhelming. Yes, you can feel it about to burst, the energy is building up and it's going to explode into...into...
Godbot Wrote:> Hey, lady, there's totally some soda on the floor or something.
![[Image: 584.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/584.png)
"What the heck is this?"
Augh! Nooo! Unhand me, balloon woman!
![[Image: 585.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/585.png)
You've never seen any soda like this! Must be some sort of limited edition run of Snappy Cola. They put Shaq's face on EVERYTHING nowadays!
![[Image: 586.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/586.png)
You place the strange soda in your inventory. Your inventory is based on your love of colors. You can hold 7 items as long as each of them are a different color. The soda jumps to the black slot.
You also have your air pump, a blue balloon and a package of yellow balloons.
Yamtaggler Wrote:>Make a new printer out of balloons.
Eversor Wrote:> Second this. Recreate a small balloon size printer.
> Any Rainbow Tattoos?
![[Image: 587.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/587.png)
Pfft. A printer? Are you kidding me?
![[Image: 588.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/588.png)
Bam. Easy. What do you want next? A dinosaur? Robert Frost? Come on. Try me.
And for the record, you don't have any tattoos, but you do want one. The BOSS is fine with the hair and colorful warmers so long as you're wearing a shirt, tie and khakis. Though, tattoos are probably the one thing you can't have, even if they were out of sight.
distainfulCatalyst Wrote:>Object to being made to wear these monotonous office vestments. Consider tie-dying what you're wearing.
![[Image: 589.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/589.png)
Actually, that's a really good idea! So long as you're wearing a shirt, tie and khakis, you don't think it matters if they're tie-dyed! Oh man that's PERFECT!
![[Image: 590.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/590.png)
You're pretty sure you brought your hair dye with you, so all you need is some water and a bucket! This is going to be so much fun!
![[Image: 591.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/591.png)
"So, you're telling me these things have computer monitors for heads and are all zombies and shit?"
"Yeah! And they'll spread throughout the world if we don't stop it!"
"Damn! But then how DO we stop it?"
"Well, I sort of had the idea for dousing them with water, but I highly doubt there's any water guns around here. I mean, do you have any?"
"Nah, I don't. Do you think someone does?"
"Maybe?"
![[Image: 592.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/592.png)
"Hmmm..."
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-20-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.
> Ponder so hard that you light your beard ablaze.
Re: Last Day - Dragon Fogel - 03-20-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
>Maybe you can modify the water coolers?
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-20-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by wolftamer9.
> It's quite possible that someone in the office may have a large supply of balloons that can be filled with water. Just a thought.
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-20-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.
>Couldn't you just set off the building's fire sprinklers?
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-21-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by spiritualAfr0.
>Ted: Contemplate this dilema until you are run over by a colorful woman.
>Said Colorful woman: Cease to notice because you are too busy jibbering about getting your water supplies.
>Ted: Over hear this and begin to give chase.
Re: Last Day - OTTO - 03-21-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.
>Ted: Stroke beard pensively for maximum "Hmm" potential
Re: Last Day - Godbot - 03-21-2012
Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.
The water coolers and sprinklers are both good ideas. In the meantime, I bet the janitor would have some squirt bottles, and I'm sure he'd have a bucket and a some kind of tap to fill it with.