(08-08-2016, 02:10 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get post 10

(08-08-2016, 02:10 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »oh look it's the evil sruixan clones back to haunt me like some easter morning spirit

(08-08-2016, 02:10 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »time to get to post 9865

(08-08-2016, 02:11 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get to post 9865

(08-08-2016, 02:11 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »

(04-21-2016, 11:32 PM)g0m Wrote: »

(04-21-2016, 11:30 PM)a52 Wrote: »g0m g0m

Another "all fiver"

here's post 10 i found it for you qwerx

(08-08-2016, 02:12 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get post 9876

(08-08-2016, 02:12 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Today's top poster: Ixcaliber (130 posts)

(08-08-2016, 02:13 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »that's a lot of posts what the heck why did you make me post so much sruix?

(08-08-2016, 02:14 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Night sruix

(08-08-2016, 02:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get post 10000

(08-08-2016, 02:17 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Here's rule three I think I solved it.

(08-08-2016, 01:25 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »ABOLISH RULE FOUR

(08-08-2016, 01:28 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »And so begin the, and I don't exactly quote, "super excellent fun rules". They have a theme! Well, arguably they have two themes, but the second isn't so much a theme as a serendipitous bit of rules synergy that to my mind has turned out rather nice. The first however is objectively excellent. Honest.

This post passes rule 5 and none of the others. Do you think you can do better?

(also as of this post I don't entirely have a rule 4)

(this is not a problem whatsoever)

(08-08-2016, 01:40 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get to post 10000

(08-08-2016, 01:49 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »This post passes rule 2!

(08-08-2016, 02:19 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »

(08-08-2016, 01:25 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »ABOLISH RULE FOUR

This post passes rule 2!

(08-08-2016, 01:28 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »And so begin the, and I don't exactly quote, "super excellent fun rules". They have a theme! Well, arguably they have two themes, but the second isn't so much a theme as a serendipitous bit of rules synergy that to my mind has turned out rather nice. The first however is objectively excellent. Honest.

This post passes rule 5 and none of the others. Do you think you can do better?

(also as of this post I don't entirely have a rule 4)

(this is not a problem whatsoever)

This post passes rule 5!

(08-08-2016, 01:40 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »time to get to post 10000

This post passes rule 4!

(08-08-2016, 01:49 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »This post passes rule 2!

This post passes rule 1!

However this post passes rule 3!

(08-08-2016, 02:19 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »hello

(08-08-2016, 02:20 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »i can do it

(08-08-2016, 02:21 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »

THIS IS THE MONEY SPIDER QUOTE THIS POST FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS IN THE POST MAKING COMPETITION

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SpoilerBecause seven ate nine tem!!

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SpoilerAlso six is dead, seven ate tem too.

OTTO Wrote:

(08-08-2016, 02:21 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »

THIS IS THE MONEY SPIDER QUOTE THIS POST FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS IN THE POST MAKING COMPETITION

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(08-08-2016, 02:26 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »My eyes hurt from trying to read it all.
This is a double haiku, just for your information.
I think I feel like shitposting a lot.

(08-08-2016, 02:30 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »This is half
the normal length
of haiku.

(08-08-2016, 02:30 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »This post pantses no rules.

(08-08-2016, 02:35 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Why was six afraid of seven?

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SpoilerBecause seven ate nine tem!!

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SpoilerAlso six is dead, seven ate tem too.

(08-08-2016, 02:44 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Blabbick, anewhole shil'qua.

(08-08-2016, 02:44 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Blackbird, wholewheat qualmish.

(08-08-2016, 02:51 AM)Wheat Wrote: »rule 4 is that it quotes this post

(08-08-2016, 02:51 AM)Wheat Wrote: »

(08-08-2016, 02:51 AM)Wheat Wrote: »rule 4 is that it quotes this post

(08-08-2016, 02:53 AM)Wheat Wrote: »oh wait there's more posts since I left this page open.

(08-08-2016, 03:13 AM)Sleepy Wrote: »

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja

Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Jeongsukhae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda sipeumyeon mukkeotdeon meori puneun yeoja
Garyeotjiman wenmanhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Geureon gamgakjeogin yeoja

Naneun sanai
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sanai
Ttaega doemyeon wanjeon michyeobeorineun sanai
Geunyukboda sasangi ultungbultunghan sanai
Geureon sanai

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
You know what I'm saying

Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Oppa Gangnam Style

[English translation:]

Oppa is Gangnam style
Gangnam style

A girl who is warm and humanly during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee
A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A girl with that kind of twist

I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensible girl like that

I’m a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two

You know what I’m saying
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

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(08-08-2016, 02:21 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »

THIS IS THE MONEY SPIDER QUOTE THIS POST FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS IN THE POST MAKING COMPETITION

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(08-08-2016, 05:32 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »

OTTO Wrote:

(08-08-2016, 02:21 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »

THIS IS THE MONEY SPIDER QUOTE THIS POST FOR MAXIMUM SUCCESS IN THE POST MAKING COMPETITION

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This post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, i, e and g.

Good job Shredded you won as much as is possible.

(08-08-2016, 11:57 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hi sruix how are you feeling?