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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 10-30-2019

So is banana banana


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 10-30-2019

it turns out you must create a bananaphone


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 10-30-2019

it turns out you must suspend a banana at the focus of a parabolic mirror and point the parabolic mirror at the sun


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 10-30-2019

it turns out you must cast a banana out of potassium-40


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 10-30-2019

It turns out you peel it like normal. Sorry for being alarmist. You may continue.


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out you need to throw a banana into the anisotropic Nil space, and watch it twist uncontrollably into a uniform yellow mush


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out you must squish a banana flat, and then fold it lengthwise, and then squish it flat and fold it lengthwise, and do that over and over


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out you must make a banana hotdog


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out you must make a banana burger


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out you must cook it like spaghetti


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out bananas have a higher form of reality than the rest of space


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out bananas are really the gauge boson for gravity


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out bananas are holograms, and the only real banana is the one at the center of venus


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out venus is one big banana


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out you need to do a special handshake


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out you need to get BANA 172 and BANA 173 (from the cult of the elder god bana) to write BANA 174 on your arm in a stylized format


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out you must make a powerful enough electromagnet around the banana, until the banana becomes magnetic, you will then have a magnenana


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out you must substitute every letter with either b, a, or n


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

bn naanb ban nnbb bb b bbnbabbn nbb


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out the banana number is more than 100


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns right


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns left


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns in


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Numbers - 11-07-2019

it turns out


RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 11-08-2019

it turns undead