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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
And not your drugs? I'm disappointed. Where is the illegally obtained codeine we have come to expect from you? This will not do. I'm afraid, we'll have to take away your pharmaceutical license. And also stab you.
Shank Pharmacy for not doing their job right
It's company policy, sorry. Oh, and it's not my company. It's Malky's. So take your revenge on her, for her corporate crimes against Pharmanity!
As for your papers, Ixcaliber, I have used them to file a court order against Malky for illegally impersonating a divine entity. I also wrote "Madness" in place of the "Gender" category, in order to ascertain exactly what kind of madness Malky has fallen into? This might not be your ordinary conventional madness, you know. Is it monkey madness? Is it pharmaceutical madness, propogated by all the "healthy" drugs that the Condemned Pharmacy has been passing around? Or is it some other type of madness we haven't heard of, caused by anything ranging from the inhalation of delicious, healthy, non-toxic fumes to the robot anarchy that's been taking place in the endless pool over there?That... that one's just an unhealthy mix of mercury poisoning (due to those built-in needles they carry around futilely), fascism, and unsanitary rioting practices.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Whimbrel - 07-09-2014
SHANK: LOATHER
ELECT: WHIMBREL
ELECT: MALKYTOP
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - yd12k - 07-09-2014
(07-09-2014, 08:33 PM)MalkyTop Wrote: »YOUR TRIBUTE IS WELCOME BUT WHY ARE YOU NOT GIVING ME BOTH YOU HEATHEN
SHANK: YD12K
It's schazer's literal mind 'kont'rol song.
[b]vote schazer again[/b[
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
The statement in question:
(07-09-2014, 09:39 PM)Pharmacy Wrote: »My puns are the hottest shit.
Puns are an unsanitary form of entertainment and will subject you to SEVERE REPRIMANDS as shown above c:
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
Of course, puns are the lowest form of wit. Appropriate considering we are all ending up in the gutter eventually.
Even you, dear Credit.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Everanix - 07-09-2014
Elect: Crowsy
Elect: Cat
Let's take a moment to salute that brave, brave whale.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - makerofthegames - 07-09-2014
Announcing the Evil Shankers Alliance:
TARGET ONE: Undecided.
Members:
1. makerofthegames
2. Anonymous
Our creed:
WE LIVE TOGETHER.
WE SHANK TOGETHER. OR AT LEAST NOT EACH OTHER. WELL, OKAY, WE DO: BUT ONLY WHEN THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE! IT'S NOT LIKE WE WANT TO SHANK EACH OTHER, OKAY, BUT SOME TIMES IT JUST HAPPENS!
WE SHANK TOGETHER. OR AT LEAST NOT EACH OTHER. WELL, OKAY, WE DO: BUT ONLY WHEN THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE! IT'S NOT LIKE WE WANT TO SHANK EACH OTHER, OKAY, BUT SOME TIMES IT JUST HAPPENS!
Any takers?
If you join, I promise I won't shank you night one.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
![[Image: All_Hail_The_America_Whale_by_awesomemcnugget.jpg]](https://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/230/5/d/All_Hail_The_America_Whale_by_awesomemcnugget.jpg)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - TehPilot - 07-09-2014
Shankvote: makerofthegames no alliances allowed
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
Pathological Business is a BRANCH of Guttership, established by the foremost professionals of Ba'al's Bureacracy Firm. It entails gutting people for not filing their tax returns to companies that are oblivious and have nothing to do with it in order to fuel corruption which keeps police officers in business! This is a Noble Profession requiring DILIGENCE IN COMPLETING UNDER-HANDED TASKS AND MURDERS.
With this much respect, you'd think that you should be Thanking me for my services to the country.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - makerofthegames - 07-09-2014
Shankvote: Tehpilot They can if I want!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
You can't even give Credit. It's practically in your username.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Palamedes - 07-09-2014
Credit, what country? We are in international waters it is why we are allowed to literally murder each other at this resort.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Dragon Fogel - 07-09-2014
Pharms, what even is that, also at this point I'm not really paying attention to anything unless it involves whales.
Speaking of that, I have a plan.
Elect Package 1: DragonFogel
Elect Package 2: Pharmacy
I challenge you to a duel. We shall fight on the back of a whale and our weapons will be whatever's in these packages. The winner shall be the undisputed Prince or Princess of Whales.
(But actually Prince because it will be me.)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
Of course, but he's claiming bureaucracy. Which is absolutely ridiculous considering we are lawless brigands. In a dinky hotel resort. In fuckall nowhere. With pointy instruments.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - MalkyTop - 07-09-2014
SHANK: ICAN'TGIVECREDIT FOR QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY AS GODDESS AND ALSO FOR IMPROPERLY FILING PAPERS BECAUSE THESE FORMS WERE CLEARLY FOR AN INDIVIDUAL TO FILL OUT FOR THEMSELVES YOU HAVE IMPERSONATED A GODDESS I WILL SEE YOU IN PRISON AND THEN IN HELL
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
That is in fact our National Slogan. To deter pesky customers who actually want to do business with our various shell companies. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. Also, I am part of our Advertising Syndicate and am the only one who is truly bound to our company motto. Others may partake in giving other types of Credit. Credit that isn't really tangible. Credit that melts in your hands when you buy something. Credit that melts SCUM LIKE YOU.
Did you know we are currently servicing other planets illegally? The length and magnitude of our terrible business practices extends beyond the galaxy!
You, too, can join our bid to gain UNIVERSAL DOMINATION through MASS-THEFT and MASS-MURDER (for the most devoted of us)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 07-09-2014
![[Image: roh-hrh.jpg]](https://www.musicalcriticism.com/news/roh-hrh.jpg)
Fogel is this you?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
Good idea, Fogel. We shall see. Who is the Prince/ss of Whales and who is the DOLPHIEND.
Dolphins suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.Elect1: Fogel
Elect2: Pharmacy, the clearly superior whalemaster.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - SeaWyrm - 07-09-2014
Elect Package 1: DragonFogel
Elect Package 2: Pharmacy
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
Elect1: Fogel
Elect2: Pharmacy, the clearly superior whalemaster. LIKE I SAID.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
And by National Slogan I mean the "country" you like to call a Universe. Can you not COMPREHEND the nature of interactions between ally Universes? CLEARLY YOU DO NOT CONFORM TO OUR KILLING PRACTICES AND MUST BE SLAIN IMMEDIATELY.
However. You may seek insane asylum if you weld yourself to the ShankRazor we are currently manufacturing against Malky the Mad (a villain that has gone loose over the past few months after escaping from Space Prison without a RECEIPT and has since then been proselytizing her own name in order to scam HUNDREDS OF INVESTORS WHICH HAPPEN TO BE US).
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Gatr - 07-09-2014
i forgot who i was shanking guys
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Akumu - 07-09-2014
I like this plan.
Elect Slot 1: Dragon Fogel
Elect Slot 2: Pharmacy
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Mirdini - 07-09-2014
Parcel Panic
Kíeros - 14 (Pharas, Schazer, Dalmationer, bigro, Dragon Fogel, Coldblooded, Not The Author, SeaWyrm, Sruixan, Red709, Garuru, Palamedes, Solaris, Mister Visceral)
MalkyTop - 11 (Acionyx, Breadpocalypse, anacreon, fivex, Phish, Deviant One, cyber95, Granolaman, speedchuck, Sai)
Sruixan - 2 (Rivenforge, Scoffles)
Pharmacy - 2 (konec0, ICan'tGiveCredit)
TehPilot - 2 (Plaid, makerofthegames)
Acionyx - 1 (OztheWizard)
Beruru - 1 (Sotek)
Niall - 1 (Everanix)
Palamedes - 1 (Demonsul)
Solaris - 1 (Pick Yer Poison)
"Dratini" - 1 (Cat)
Niall - 1 (wofferboggles)
"Capitalism" - 1 (Loather)
No Shank - 1 (Akumu)
Coldblooded - 1 (beruru)
Garuru - 1 (amosmyn)
SupahKiven - 1 (SupahKiven)
cyber95 - 1 (Kíeros)
"God" - 1 (Stiqqery)
Sai - 1 (LegendaryQ)
Gnauga - 1 (Gnauga)
bigro - 1 (Crowstone)
Dragon Fogel - 1 (Pharmacy)
Stiqqery - 1 (AgentBlue)
"KaiDash" - 1 (Eidolonic)
amosmyn - 1 (Airey)
"XCOM" - 1 (Chirality)
Rivenforge - 1 (druplesnubb)
Not The Author - 1 (Kíeros)
Loather - 1 (Whimbrel)
Schazer - 1 (yd12k)
makerofthegames - 1 (TehPilot)
ICan'tGiveCredit - 1 (MalkyTop)
Abstaining - 14 (Seedy, Donut, Niall, Sanzh, Prime Intellect, Fragowump, Ixcaliber, Chwoka, antisequitur, x1372, BlazerC, Mikeee, Truegreen, Chocolate Pi)
With 71 players alive, it takes 36 votes to groupshank a bitch, 17 votes if the day ends without a groupshank!
Day ends at 1:00 PM EST on Friday, July 11, or in ~43 hours!
MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE ONE
MalkyTop - 6 (druplesnubb, cyber95, Crowstone, Solaris, MalkyTop, OztheWizard)
Sruixan - 4 (Schazer, Garuru, Palamedes, Granolaman)
Red709 - 4 (Red709, speedchuck, Niall, yd12k)
Dragon Fogel - 4 (Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, SeaWyrm, Akumu)
Return To Sender - 2 (Demonsul, Sai)
Cat - 2 (Cat, Everanix)
makerofthegames - 1 (makerofthegames)
Granolaman - 1 (Sruixan)
konec0 - 1 (konec0)
Rivenforge - 1 (Dalmationer)
Scoffles - 1 (Scoffles)
Schazer - 1 (Mister Visceral)
"Mirdini" - 1 (Pharas)
Loather - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
Whimbrel - 1 (Whimbrel)
MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE TWO
MalkyTop - 7 (cyber95, Palamedes, Granolaman, MalkyTop, yd12k, OztheWizard, Whimbrel)
Schazer - 7 (Sruixan, Schazer, Kíeros, Dalmationer, Crowstone, Solaris, Pharas)
Pharmacy - 4 (Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, SeaWyrm, Akumu)
Chirality - 1 (Red709)
makerofthegames - 1 (makerofthegames)
Akumu - 1 (Niall)
Kíeros - 1 (druplesnubb)
konec0 - 1 (konec0)
THE SKY - 1 (Scoffles)
Solaris - 1 (Mister Visceral)
Loather - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
Crowstone - 1 (Everanix)