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RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-04-2015
I'm sorry you had a less than optimal croissant experience. PM me if you want the real deal, 2.46 plus tax gogogogogo cheap go!
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-07-2015
This weeks new top ten styles:
10. Croissant socks.
9. Croissant sweater.
8. Croissant wedding veil.
7. Croissant bowler hat.
6. Croissant pin.
5. Croissant onezie.
4. Croissant parka.
3. Original croissant.
2. 2 Croissants.
1. 100 Croissants!!!
Buy today while the price is right! 75$ for 3!
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-08-2015
![[Image: d11f9dce054b755dc28a5297dcc03443.jpg]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d1/1f/9d/d11f9dce054b755dc28a5297dcc03443.jpg)
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-08-2015
![[Image: edibattlers___cpl__croissant_by_motorhed.jpg]](https://t11.deviantart.net/QKzwmaLwMp76evuf35N5e9ocPuU=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre11/a07b/th/pre/f/2009/066/4/d/edibattlers___cpl__croissant_by_motorhed.jpg)
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-08-2015
![[Image: 13989332563789.gif]](https://www.virginchan.org/boards/b/image/1398/93/13989332563789.gif)
Google image searching "croissant anthropomorphic" is a boatload of fun. So are croissants! Buy one locally today.
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-25-2015
Have you heard the good word?
Here, let me give you a link.
Buy buy buy cross-ants only 1.99 plus another 3 dollars per delight!
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-25-2015
Want to know why I get up in the morning? It's to share a Croissant with the ones I love. And by share I mean eat them all as they watch, drooling and tearing up a little.
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-25-2015
Spoilered for gore:
![[Image: almond_croissant.jpg]](https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3VW_xo5iHd0/SVqYW6e_C8I/AAAAAAAAAKo/KQ7g6F_I9UQ/s320/almond_croissant.jpg)
RE: The Shitposting Thread - ICan'tGiveCredit - 08-25-2015
Reyweld engages in cannibalism in the presence of innocent croissants. That is what a croissant looks like after Reyweld is done with it.
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-25-2015
(08-25-2015, 05:43 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Reyweld engages in cannibalism in the presence of innocent croissants. That is what a croissant looks like after Reyweld is done with it.
No, silly, this is what a croissant looks like after I am done with it:
![[Image: IMG_1896.jpg]](https://www.deliciouslynoted.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/IMG_1896.jpg)
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-28-2015
![[Image: latest?cb=20120407164509]](https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/annoyingorange/images/7/7f/AOHG_Croissant.png/revision/latest?cb=20120407164509)
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-28-2015
![[Image: Croissant-icon.png]](https://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/snaky-reports/breakfast/32/Croissant-icon.png){kind=icon}
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-28-2015
Have you ever woken up in cold sweats, memories of your awful dream still echoing in your tormented mind? Eat a croissant right after, and you wont have to worry about bad dreams any more. You'll have much bigger problems that's fake.
But croissants are REALly delicious! Buy and eat one from your local bakery today! And not necessarily in that order!
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-28-2015
1 croissant,
![[Image: 640?cb=20140310000037]](https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/my-talking-tom/images/c/c6/Croissant_.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/640?cb=20140310000037)
![[Image: croissant+%25284%2529.JPG]](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VDspZyOWX5M/UBjBqTsPeCI/AAAAAAAAHLw/a738ZwVunWs/s1600/croissant+%25284%2529.JPG)
![[Image: croissants-350x262.jpg]](https://www.chefmorgan.com/engine/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/croissants-350x262.jpg)
![[Image: fc,220x200,gold.u5.jpg]](https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.55274246.5312/fc,220x200,gold.u5.jpg)
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-28-2015
(08-28-2015, 04:40 AM)Wheat Wrote: »(08-28-2015, 04:19 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
grub emote
By the way I forgot that this stylesheet doesn't have emotes or a text editor. I think I forgot to put that in bc I didn't know you had to include it. I am so sorry.
Yes it does? Or do you mean the black and yellow one which I am not currently on
PS. Croissantsssss..........
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-28-2015
Croissants more like Cros-saints
Use intercession in the best way you can: eat croissants to go to heaven.
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-29-2015
![[Image: tumblr_mq7y4uRKkC1qdlfp4o1_500.jpg]](https://www.nsmbl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tumblr_mq7y4uRKkC1qdlfp4o1_500.jpg)
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-29-2015
![[Image: tumblr_m2sb5dTbnR1rtzwjwo1_r2_500.gif]](https://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sb5dTbnR1rtzwjwo1_r2_500.gif)
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Infrared - 08-30-2015
NSFW.
RE: The Shitposting Thread - ICan'tGiveCredit - 08-30-2015
croissant music
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-31-2015
I just read Gunnerkrigg Court to the end and now I feel like shit.
EDIT: Oops wrong thread croissants croissants
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-31-2015
Let me tell you....
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 08-31-2015
I like croissants, but I admit I have a problem. Pls send help.
Darkest Croissant Zone:
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 09-12-2015
I woke up, had a shower, and searched for something to eat.
And they were waiting at the table for me.
They turned in clockwork unison- greeted me in mechanical harmony.
I was afraid; who wouldn't be?
I asked them who they were, and what they wanted from me.
I requested my real family, immediately!
And they turned their heads sideways, hearing my plea.
“You sound stressed. Would you like some coffee?”
My real family would know that I only drink tea.
RE: The Shitposting Thread - Reyweld - 09-12-2015
![[Image: 091113.jpg]](https://shiftinglight.com/daily-paintings/091113.jpg)