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Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 12-31-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by thegreenspark.
That's weird, I thought it was Beecember.
> Beecome consumed with depression at your failed job and lack of a honey. Go have a bee-r.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 12-31-2009
Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.
>make monsters a beer
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 01-01-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Fakeimposter.
Bee the Beest you can Bee!
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 01-01-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by thegreenspark.
My bee-f, it's not Beecember, it's Januarbee.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 01-01-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by starburst98.
file the spikes off your stinger so it can bee pulled out after stinging, beecome an assassin.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 01-01-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Blue-Clone-Ninja.
Bee hapbee.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - Dragon Fogel - 01-02-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Wheeeeeeatthins Wrote:>Go to work, only to find it in cinders, the victim of an arsonistYou return to the hive to report on how the flowers that were your responsibility were eaten by your own pollen. But the hive is burned to ashes!
Ask your manager how it got burned.
It seems the Queen is, thankfully, unharmed. You ask her what happened - it turns out the pollen they brought back to the hive was highly flammable, and ignited once they started working with it. Something is clearly wrong with the pollen!
thegreenspark Wrote:> Beecome consumed with depression at your failed job and lack of a honey. Go have a bee-r.You consider this, but getting drunk won't help the hive get back in operation again. Besides, you can't make any bee-r without a functioning hive.
Superfrequency Wrote:>make monsters a beerWhat monsters? You're dealing with acidic, highly flammable pollen. The monsters will come later in the adventure.
Fakeimposter Wrote:Bee the Beest you can Bee!
Blue-Clone-Ninja Wrote:Bee hapbee.You repeat your personal motto to yourself to stave off your depression. It helps a bit. You decide that you will find the source of this mysterious pollen so you can avenge the hive!
The Queen appreciates your offer, but says they need all the help they can get in making a new hive first.
Received objective: -REBUILD HIVE (Top priority)
Received objective: -INVESTIGATE ACIDIC POLLEN
starburst98 Wrote:file the spikes off your stinger so it can bee pulled out after stinging, beecome an assassin.You have no idea how you would even do that! You'd need an M.Bee degree for that, and you only have a BeeSc! You've thought about working towards a PhBee, but you're focusing on your job at the hive for now.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 01-02-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Gana0.
Worship Lord and Savior, Beesus Christ
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 01-02-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by redskap.
> Bee-gin bee-construction
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 01-04-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Zatch.
Become so much win that the whole universe cannot possibily bee-lieve it.
![[Image: 116.jpg]](https://theslackerz.com/Comics/116.jpg)
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - Dragon Fogel - 02-01-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Gana0 Wrote:Worship Lord and Savior, Beesus ChristYou already do! It's not like there's a lot of choice. There is only one religion for bees, so you either worship Beesus Christ, or you are a godless a-bee-ist.
redskap Wrote:> Bee-gin bee-constructionYou assist the other bees in rebuilding the hive. After some time, completion is at 10%, but now you are out of materials. You will have to find more somewhere!
Zatch Wrote:Become so much win that the whole universe cannot possibily bee-lieve it.This is bee-yond your a-bee-lities at the moment. You should probably focus on your immediate goals for now.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 02-01-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by thegreenspark.
An update? That makes me hap-bee. [img]images/smilies/cheer.gif[/img]
> Go check out the a-pollen pollen.
Or
> Ask some bees where you can find supplies.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 02-01-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Mikethefoxhog.
> go convert other insects to your religion, Christianit-bee. Specificall-bee, Beevangelicalism.
In other words, bee a missionarbee.
Alternatively, consider becoming a Buzzlim.
(...okay that last one didn't really work Dx)
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - Dragon Fogel - 03-03-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
thegreenspark Wrote:> Ask some bees where you can find supplies.You decide to ask your fellow workers where you can find more materials to rebuild the hive. It seems that the main problem is that, now that your flower field is contaminated and the flowers dissolved, nobody knows where to get more nectar from so that you can make beeswax for the honeycombs.
thegreenspark Wrote:> Go check out the a-pollen pollen.Yes, it is clear now that you must learn the source of this pollen that has destroyed your hive and your flower field! Even if you found another field, it might be contaminated as well, so you had better investigate first. You ask the queen for permission, and she grants it.
You are now on a Royal Quest to find the source of this strange pollen!
Mikethefoxhog Wrote:> go convert other insects to your religion, Christianit-bee. Specificall-bee, Beevangelicalism.Strangely enough, Beevangelicalism is primarily practiced by wasps. You aren't sure exactly how that happened.
In other words, bee a missionarbee.
Alternatively, consider becoming a Buzzlim.
(...okay that last one didn't really work Dx)
And you will not become a Buzzlim! That's the religion of the hornets. They proclaim the wisdom of the prophet Mohornet.
You don't really want to get into religious arguments with other insects, anyways. Especially not while you're on a Royal Quest!
Where will you begin your search for the source of this strange pollen?
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - SleepingOrange - 03-03-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.
>Maybe follow the path of Beesus and seek guidance at the Ab-bee in the next field
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 03-03-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Ruki.
> Attempt to channel the spirit of one of the thirteen Abeestles and seek their wisdom.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 03-03-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Isoraķatheð.
> Find any or all of these figures for a starting point.
![[Image: Beehive.png]](https://www.conwaylife.com/wiki/images/3/3c/Beehive.png)
![[Image: Honeycomb.png]](https://www.conwaylife.com/wiki/images/7/7c/Honeycomb.png)
![[Image: Honeyfarm.png]](https://www.conwaylife.com/wiki/images/3/31/Honeyfarm.png)
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 03-04-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Remetheus.
>Start in Beenezuela.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 03-04-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by thegreenspark.
> Check down by the old garbeege dump on the outskirts of the beeg city!
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 03-04-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by MoonHitler.
>Go to universibee and get a degbee.
>You feel odd without pollen on you legs. Itch your business.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 03-04-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Mikethefoxhog.
MoonHitler Wrote:>Go to universibee and get a degbee.Fixed.
>You feel odd without pollen on you legs. Itch your beesiness.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - Dragon Fogel - 03-25-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
SleepingOrange Wrote:>Maybe follow the path of Beesus and seek guidance at the Ab-bee in the next fieldDeciding you need spiritual advice on your quest, you go to the Ab-bee. The monk-bees there have all taken a vow of silence, so they won't be abuzz with any news, but you feel closer to Beesus Christ, and perhaps your prayers will be stronger.
Ruki Wrote:> Attempt to channel the spirit of one of the thirteen Abeestles and seek their wisdom.You attempt to do so, strengthened by the spiritual power of the Ab-bee. As you pray, you find yourself hearing a message: "Go see the Bee-shop."
Oh, yes! The Bee-shop, the highest religious authority in your area, and also the leading merchant for insect customers. It has never occurred to you or any other bees that there is any sort of conflict between these two facts. You should probably go and look for him.
Isoraķatheð Wrote:> Find any or all of these figures for a starting point.There are plenty of them all over the Ab-bee, as they are symbols of Beesus Christ.
Remetheus Wrote:>Start in Beenezuela.You're already there! There is also nothing at all unusual about beavers living in Beenezuela, and you have no idea why anyone would think otherwise.
thegreenspark Wrote:> Check down by the old garbeege dump on the outskirts of the beeg city!You bid farewell to the Ab-bee and look at the dump. There's a lot of trash, and flies buzzing around, but nothing that seems to offer any clues to the pollen. The Bee-shop isn't far from here, though; maybe you should pay him a visit?
MoonHitler Wrote:>Go to universibee and get a degbee.As much as you value higher education, you don't have time to do that while you're on a Royal Quest!
MoonHitler Wrote:>You feel odd without pollen on you legs. Itch your beesiness.At the dump? No way! You already feel uncomfortable with all these flies around, you don't want to do anything that personal while they might be watching.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 03-26-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Hylian Angel.
> Buzz on over to the Bee-shop. Meet some beetles along the way.
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - Dragon Fogel - 05-02-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.
Hylian Angel Wrote:> Buzz on over to the Bee-shop. Meet some beetles along the way.You head towards the Bee-Shop. On the way, you spot a concert by the Beetles, your favorite band.
Do you want to continue towards the Bee-Shop, or stop and check out the concert first?
Re: Bee Puns Text Adventure - OTTO - 05-02-2010
Originally posted on MSPA by HaloKirby9.
The Bee-shop