you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Printable Version+- Eagle Time (https://eagle-time.org)
+-- Forum: BAWK BAWK (https://eagle-time.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=17)
+--- Forum: Hell-place, Ontario (https://eagle-time.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=21)
+--- Thread:
you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time (/showthread.php?tid=2116)RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-20-2017
it turns out you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-20-2017
it turns out you're supposed to use a cheese grater
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-20-2017
it turns out you can peel the whole bunch in one good tug
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - piester - 01-20-2017
it turns out they're just closed-minded about the concept of being comfortable in the nude, so you gotta teach them to be open minded by your example.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - piester - 01-20-2017
It turns out they are actually just a sushi rolls painted yellow with food colouring.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-20-2017
it turns out you should wait for them to bloom so they open up naturally
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - piester - 01-20-2017
It turns out I am legally disallowed from being within 50 metres of bananas for the next 3 years.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - piester - 01-20-2017
It turns out that Candy is like Humanity's Fruit, so you should eat that because its a healthy alternative.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Stovie - 01-20-2017
пилинг банан: ｌ ｉ ｆ ｅ ｈ ａ ｃ ｋ
ЧАСТЬ 1
![[Image: gLGLvHT.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/gLGLvHT.jpg)
ЧАСТЬ 2
![[Image: PCDcpdl.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/PCDcpdl.jpg)
ЧАСТЬ 3
![[Image: PIie1Hk.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/PIie1Hk.jpg)
ЧАСТЬ 4
![[Image: C8GhvEi.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/C8GhvEi.jpg)
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-20-2017
it turns out it's like a souffle and if you make loud noises that'll do the trick
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 01-20-2017
It turns out you're supposed to use advanced interrogation techniques on the banana so it may reveal all its secrets, in the interest of national security of course
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Schazer - 01-21-2017
It turns out you're supposed to turn it inside out, then peel it
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 01-22-2017
It turns out bananas speak a foreign language and you're supposed to hire a professional banana-whisperer to commune with the banana and peel it.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 01-22-2017
It turns out that is Schrödinger's banana and it is in varying degrees of undress at all times, thus complicating the situation even further.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - a52 - 01-22-2017
it turns out you're supposed to seduce the bananas into peeling themselves
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2017
it turns out you gotta get a mohel so it's kosher
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - btp - 01-22-2017
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 01-22-2017
it turns out you have to cut the banana in slices, and then chew off the peel from each slice.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 01-22-2017
It turns out you're just supposed to say "sudo peel"
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 01-22-2017
It turns out pineapples are bananas, peel them instead
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 01-22-2017
It turns out you need a second person to insert their key and turn it at the same time
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 01-22-2017
It turns out you need to throw it in the trash
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 01-22-2017
It turns out you need to put it in a blender and blend for 2 minutes
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 01-22-2017
It turns out you have to peel the strong ones first, so that only the weak are left to breed and peeling is easier next time
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 01-22-2017
It turns out you have to sing it a steven universe song, and it will cry its banana juices, which you should then harvest and freeze in the shape of a peeled banana