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RE: Ennui - OTTO - 07-25-2016

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RE: Ennui - Kíeros - 07-25-2016

Nah, just get to them. Best apologise sooner than later.

RE: Ennui - Gimeurcookie - 07-26-2016

> Go see the lass and say sorry. Just tell her you were just taking off your sweater.

RE: Ennui - Starlit-Drakon - 09-03-2016

>Apologies before exploration! You will keep chivalry alive, dammit!

RE: Ennui - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 09-03-2016

knock on their door and start untying your shoes

RE: Ennui - MismatcherReese - 08-20-2018

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> ENNUI

> No time to waste! Go and apologize now!

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You... suppose it would be a good idea to apologize immediately, right? It would just be awkward if you waited? But maybe, just maybe, it might be creepy if you went right now, yeah? So... Maybe...

Oh, you're stalling. You're definitely stalling. Why, why, why? Why are you like this.

You take a deep breath. In, out. You need to do this. Before you moved in you told yourself you won't be the socially awkward, creepy idiot you used to be. You're going to do this.

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Hoo... You head over to the door and knock on it, your body is frozen. But still kind of hot. You're redder than a tomato... Even redder than the color the artist draws you.

Okay Alex. Time to kick names and take ass.

You flinch as you hear someone scurry around behind the door in panic, as if flustered by the fact someone is visiting.

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Her room... was odd. Not in a bad way... It was unconventionally beautiful.

There were wires strewn about the floor, making it almost look like a control room of some sort... or an MLG's room. If you find one mountain dew in the fridge you'll eat your pants.

But... It seemed homely. There was a distinct smell of home cooked food in the air that seemed so delectable that you felt your stomach growling. Also, there was a light whirring of gears that ticked in a very concise manner, and it reminded you of a lullaby you had listened to once as a child. Everything screamed motherly, and you looked over at the woman to discover she seemed somewhat bloated in the womb... she was pregnant. Your heart warmed.

But contrasting with the warm nature of the house, there was a somewhat lanky man relaxing on the couch looking through his phone. He had an ominous air about him and everything from his looks to his stanced screamed "I lick sharp knives because I'm an edgelord!" You decided you wanted to make no further comments on him. He was too edgy.

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Wait a diddly doodly DARNED moment, this room is larger than your room. The apartment's even got 3 other rooms! What in tarnation. You're gonna have to have a conversation with Mr. Landlord over his "Wacko's Fun-house" of an apartment building.

RE: Ennui - Myeth - 08-20-2018

hey, dont judge a book by it's cover and dont judge a dew by it's label. Go say hi to mr glasses!

RE: Ennui - viridianArcanist - 08-20-2018

Cautiously greet the edgy nerd. Be careful though, you may startle him.

RE: Ennui - MismatcherReese - 08-21-2018

> Talk to the edgelord! What could go wrong?

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Oh my god. Ooooooohhhh my god. You can tell. He's disappointed. Pissed even. Why do you have a mouth? Why do you do this?

You should be executed for your crimes to the human race for butchering language.

Okay. It's okay. It's going to be okay! You can recover from this, right? Like, there is no way that this will destroy your relationship with them. Maybe... maybe this man also goes on Tumblr! Hopefully. You're praying to God, wherever he is.

But that's unlikely.

What can you do to recover from this?


RE: Ennui - Numbers - 08-21-2018

You can't. Why have you said this. What chain of thought has lead you to this.

RE: Ennui - CDJ8 - 08-21-2018

> T-pose to assert dominance.

RE: Ennui - KingMomo - 08-21-2018

Double down. Unleash the beast within and call upon the trash of your soul. This is now a fight to the (metaphorical) death and you can not simply win, you must conquer!

RE: Ennui - Numbers - 08-21-2018

(08-21-2018, 04:09 AM)KingMomo Wrote: »Double down. Unleash the beast within and call upon the trash of your soul. This is now a fight to the (metaphorical) death and you can not simply win, you must conquer!

Seconding.

RE: Ennui - Myeth - 08-21-2018

No turning back, glomp the bastard

RE: Ennui - Paperhelmet - 08-22-2018

> Just commit. Commit to the persona you have accidentally created for yourself.

RE: Ennui - MismatcherReese - 09-15-2018

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> There's no way you can recover from this.


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No... You've lost. You've lost the battle of communication. Your meme and social gears switched and you said the worst possible thing in this situation, the forbidden greeting only for the worst of trash, the utmost unwholesome word for first encounters. How could you? You saw all the warnings. You saw all of the chances you could have taken, and you blew it like the utter cretin you are. You are a toaster that only burns the bread that is given to you. How could you?

Wait...


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No... If you go down in the battlefield of interaction, you'll go down a hero, not a fool. This is your one chance to create an explosion of pure social awkwardness. It'll flow across the land, AKA this freaking apartment, and let people know that you went down as a martyr for awkward people all over the world. It's time to do it. It's time to-


> T-Pose For Dominance.


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You feel your holy energy spreading across the Earth.... Could this be the turning point?


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Oh my god.

The air is stagnant, so stagnant you feel as if you might choke.

Who is this guy? Why is he so intimidating? He seems like he's in some kind of mob and he'll find you and kill you for your crimes against humanity and oh god you can see a glint in his eyes is he really mad?

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You are screaming but God cannot hear you. He will not save your sorry ass from the Hell you have stepped in. O, woe! Alex XXXX has seen his last days.


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Now that you think about it, how ARE you even here? It costs a lot to live at this apartment complex, heck, it's practically a luxury service. Is this even an apartment complex? You never really thought too hard about it. Then again, you never think hard about anything.

Was it free, or did you manage to gather the money up somehow? Or did something completely insane happen... Man... Maybe you should tell Luci what happened, he seems like the type of guy to be cool with this stuff.



RE: Ennui - gloomyMoron - 09-15-2018

> The landlord is a relative or friend of a relative. You aren't really sure... something like that though. You think. Maybe. You think it might be some kind of mistake. That maybe it's you who is the mistake.

> Awkward shrug

RE: Ennui - KingMomo - 09-15-2018

You were a part of an unwilling trade.

You weren't out for long, just to the corner store and back. However, upon your return everything in your previous dwellings was gone. As far as you can tell not even a single dust bunny was overlooked by your mystery thief. In place of all your belonging was a gaudily decorated ticket and a note with the address of the apartment complex with a single sentence below it.

"We hope you enjoy your stay, Alex."

RE: Ennui - Thalia V1 - 09-16-2018

(09-15-2018, 11:06 PM)KingMomo Wrote: »You were a part of an unwilling trade.

You weren't out for long, just to the corner store and back. However, upon your return everything in your previous dwellings was gone. As far as you can tell not even a single dust bunny was overlooked by your mystery thief. In place of all your belonging was a gaudily decorated ticket and a note with the address of the apartment complex with a single sentence below it.

"We hope you enjoy your stay, Alex."
Seconding

RE: Ennui - The One Guy - 09-17-2018

(09-15-2018, 11:06 PM)KingMomo Wrote: »You were a part of an unwilling trade.

You weren't out for long, just to the corner store and back. However, upon your return everything in your previous dwellings was gone. As far as you can tell not even a single dust bunny was overlooked by your mystery thief. In place of all your belonging was a gaudily decorated ticket and a note with the address of the apartment complex with a single sentence below it.

"We hope you enjoy your stay, Alex."

Yep, that sounds about right.

RE: Ennui - FluxYggdrasil - 09-19-2018

>Maybe you just catfished a LOT of sugar daddies to get the money to get here

RE: Ennui - MismatcherReese - 09-25-2018

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RE: Ennui - viridianArcanist - 09-26-2018

Try to not panic just because you're almost late, it should be fine.

RE: Ennui - KingMomo - 09-26-2018

Your place is a mess, you are a mess, everything is a mess. If this was a normal situation you'd take a shower and tidy up enough as to avoid being judged. This is not a normal situation and you don't have nearly enough time to change that.
At this point the answer simple; Febreeze everything. From the door to the floor and yourself especially included, drown that shit in the sweet scent of Febreeze.

RE: Ennui - Kaninchen - 09-27-2018

Remain confident! Find a really nice hat and put it on -- it's impossible to not feel confident when you're wearing a Very Good Hat™.