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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Loather - 07-23-2016
YOU'RE THIRSTY FROM ALL THE NONSTOP SCREAMING YOU DO SO YOU GO ON DATES AND THEY ALL GO HORRIBLY BECAUSE OF THE SCREAMING AND IT'S JUST CONSTANT DAMAGE CONTROL
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kitet - 07-23-2016
vore dating sim. this can go two ways:
1. you are a hungry monster dating cute small monsters and then eating them
2. you are a small monster trying to entice a variety of big monsters to eat YOU
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-23-2016
You are [CENSORED], who dates [NOT A CHANCE]. Unfortunately, you have to deal with [NOPE], which will [NOT FOR HUMAN EYES] until [KIEROS, WHY?] and everyone [WHAT].
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-23-2016
You are dating someone. Online.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - OrangeAipom - 07-23-2016
(07-22-2016, 09:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »(07-22-2016, 09:09 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »Time Fucker: you date older and younger versions of the same time traveller because you don't live long enough to grow older with them normally
That sounds pretty great, actually. I would play that if it was free, because who wastes money on dating sims other than Hatoful Boyfriend am I right?
It is bad because u die
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-23-2016
Everyone you are dating is dead.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kitet - 07-23-2016
hey how about a dating sim that's like, furry fetish dating sim. you're like a generic wolf furry and all the other furries are more specialized animals with something about them that lends them to a different fetish
idk
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kitet - 07-23-2016
actually that's probably already been done :y
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - a52 - 07-23-2016
pt cruiser dating sim
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - OrangeAipom - 07-23-2016
(07-23-2016, 03:08 PM)KittenEater Wrote: »hey how about a dating sim that's like, furry fetish dating sim. you're like a generic wolf furry and all the other furries are more specialized animals with something about them that lends them to a different fetish
idk
Why can't I play a squid dating the generic wolf
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kaynato - 07-23-2016
You work in an artisan calendar factory.
Your job is to write in the numbers on the calendars.
CALENDAR DATING SIMULATION.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - qwerx3 - 07-23-2016
You're an archaeologist. You want to determine how old pieces of land were by measuring radioisotopes of various dug up artifacts.
PLOT DATING SIMULATION
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - a52 - 07-23-2016
(07-23-2016, 07:05 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »You're an archaeologist. You want to determine how old pieces of land were by measuring radioisotopes of various dug up artifacts.
PLOT DATING SIMULATION
Sorry, Fogel already got this one.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - qwerx3 - 07-23-2016
Dang. Uh...
You're a date in a fruit orchard and you're trying to court some persimmons which you affectionately shorten to 'sims.
DATE DATES SIMS SIM
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-23-2016
A RTS for Phoenix dactylifera plants.
A date simulator, if you will.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - btp - 07-24-2016
Dating sim plots dating sim. Each dating sim in this thread is anthropomorphized and you're gonna get with one of 'em.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-24-2016
You're dating chemical elements. But not the inert ones, the ones which are highly corrosive and reactive and poisonous.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Solekii - 07-24-2016
you have to date past and future versions of yourself to determine if you truly are 'dateable' or not
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - a52 - 07-24-2016
You are Gordon Freeman and you are the only boy at Combine High School. There you will find headcrabs, zombies, and sexy alien soldiers... but will you find true love?????
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Robust Laser - 07-24-2016
i'd date a vortigaunt
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - goblin's - 07-25-2016
The protagonist is Slimmy Boy. He has found a new hole in his chest. And inside is three tunnels. From each tunnel comes a different voice, each one more kawaii than the last. In a series of painful adventures, you must find which hole is deserving of your endless love.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Reyweld - 07-25-2016
Your heart is captured by the talking button on some person's shirt. You date them just to get closer to the button (which everyone else claims not to hear). You must get that button, and reveal your true ultimate feelings to it.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Kíeros - 07-25-2016
You are dating all the letters of the alphabet.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - a52 - 07-25-2016
(07-25-2016, 02:11 AM)Wheat Wrote: »You must equip your RPG protagonist with the best anthropomorphized weapons, armaments and potions through an intense and heartfelt courting session. They will not accompany on your quest to defeat the evil Hyvemeld Empire unless you win their unending admiration.That would work fairly well as a forum adventure, actually.
RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can - Reyweld - 07-25-2016
Goddam Zed.