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RE: Million Dollars But... - OrangeAipom - 06-30-2016
i think it'd be annoying if i kept hiccoughing so many times in a row and i just want some quiet.
the infamous dictator thing might be useful somehow but mostly i'd just stay inside where nobody can see me.
RE: Million Dollars But... - SeaWyrm - 06-30-2016
Why not take both, for two million dollars?
RE: Million Dollars But... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-01-2016
well with that money, i can buy my own nazi regime! It all works out,,,,,,,,,
RE: Million Dollars But... - OrangeAipom - 07-01-2016
(06-30-2016, 07:36 PM)Wheat Wrote: »what if you were
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RE: Million Dollars But... - a52 - 07-02-2016
congrats
RE: Million Dollars But... - Kíeros - 07-04-2016
I've got a highly appropriate one for today.
Million dollars but whenever you get lost or have to ask for directions,
you have to referee the world championships of a sport you have never seen before.
you have to referee the world championships of a sport you have never seen before.
or...
Million dollars but whenever you do
laundry, your evil twin sabotages you.
laundry, your evil twin sabotages you.
RE: Million Dollars But... - Dragon Fogel - 07-04-2016
I'm pretty sure that with a million dollars you can hire someone to do your laundry for you.
RE: Million Dollars But... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-04-2016
a million dollars can afford you many hundreds of GPS's
RE: Million Dollars But... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-04-2016
wait wait i got one
"A million dollars, but you're dead"
RE: Million Dollars But... - SeaWyrm - 07-04-2016
I want to see endless new sports! That sounds FASCINATING.
I mean, unless they're all just subtle variations on the exact same thing. "In THIS version of the game, a goal is worth two and a HALF points." "In THIS version, it's a whole two and three-quarters!"
RE: Million Dollars But... - SleepingOrange - 07-04-2016
Where is the downside my toastery dude
RE: Million Dollars But... - Gimeurcookie - 07-04-2016
I'll take the laundry, getting someone to do the laundry for you isn't too costly.
RE: Million Dollars But... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-04-2016
(07-04-2016, 07:33 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »Where is the downside my toastery dude
god only accepts japanese yen, so you'll be stuck with a million of something you don't need
RE: Million Dollars But... - Fellow - 07-05-2016
I'll take the laundry. If I have a million dollars, I can just pawn off my old clothes and buy new ones if they get dirty.
RE: Million Dollars But... - Justice Watch - 07-06-2016
Is the referee thing instant, or does it pop up on your calendar like "oh shit now I gotta do this thing in two weeks"
What if NOBODY has seen the sport before? That would be pretty great; all the calls you make are as legit as anyone's guess.
RE: Million Dollars But... - Granolaman - 07-08-2016
I think I'd take the laundry one just for the sake of having an evil twin I could scapegoat everything on to. I could pin all my
RE: Million Dollars But... - OrangeAipom - 07-09-2016
i don't do laundry anyway
i will stink forever
RE: Million Dollars But... - Kíeros - 07-19-2016
It's time for another MDB!
Million dollars but whenever you shake someone's hand,
your other hand must be touching a toilet.
your other hand must be touching a toilet.
or...
Million dollars but whenever you smell something
pleasant, you have to pet a nervous skunk.
pleasant, you have to pet a nervous skunk.
RE: Million Dollars But... - OTTO - 07-19-2016
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RE: Million Dollars But... - SeaWyrm - 07-19-2016
Yeah, easy. Shaking hands is lame.
Some people keep pet skunks, though. I think the other one is also viable.
RE: Million Dollars But... - Granolaman - 07-20-2016
My sense of smell ain't great, except for cinnamon for some reason. I could probably get a skunk descented like a ferret and keep it as a pet. Too bad it's always nervous though.
RE: Million Dollars But... - Justice Watch - 07-20-2016
Pet skunks are good. Fistbumps are also good. Can I have both?
Honestly with my two million dollars this should not be a problem
RE: Million Dollars But... - Gimeurcookie - 07-20-2016
Is it like a dirty toilet or is it like a nice toilet. I know a lot of nice toilets. Either way I rather take the toilet one, I smell lots of nice things and don't want to stress the skunk out.
RE: Million Dollars But... - Kíeros - 09-17-2016
Guess who just got expansion pack number one!
Million dollars but whenever you stop at a red
light, you must drink a glass of curdled milk.
light, you must drink a glass of curdled milk.
or...
Million dollars but whenever you sneeze, you have to bury
a dead animal in your yard in full view of your neighbors.
a dead animal in your yard in full view of your neighbors.
Also, some of the new card have blanks to be filled in, so if you want, feel free to suggest concrete nouns (sorry, nothing like "hope" or "unemployment") to make a funny, Hawkspace-personalised choice.
RE: Million Dollars But... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 09-17-2016
i will have to systematically dismantle all red lights.
Who needs laws anyway.
Or i could just wear glasses that make everything red look slightly auburn.