HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite

Here you go Sruixan. This is a pile of purple caviar. You may be tempted to eat it but don't. These are your babies now. Or do eat it. I cannot tell you what to do with your babies. I made sure to pick out the perfect babies for shit posting. They will make your posts 3% worse/better?.

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I'm so sorry Robust Laser, your baby is so powerful it literally indents webpages. This isn't because I forgot that using the glow effect on a small area is a horrible thing, your baby is just that strong. If you're worried your baby will cause the end of life as we know it you can return it for a rebate for up to 1 and 2 quarter babies.

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The babies are hatching

If your baby didn't hatch today it'll hatch tomorrow.

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Keiros's rare frog baby is all pulled out now! Thankfully the baby is still alive but now the poor baby is all elongated. I wonder if that makes this frog more rare?

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Someone took the chicken egg in to the you are tricked topic! Now we're the ones who are tricked as it turns out the fox came before the chicken and the egg, it's just science.

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Danggit Gime this is just an Aftik what the heck?

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This baby has seen the end of all things. As the universe itself ended the blast pulled its wing in to a permanent salute, honoring all of those lost that day. The baby has come to current times to enjoy the rest of its life not being dead. The baby does not speak, and yet you understand everything.

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This rare frog is now brighter and cooler than all of its other rare frog friend. It knows it is the better frog and proceeds to tell all the other frogs everyday this. Sadly when this baby opens its mouth all that comes out is the latest shitpost.

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This is a slime hawk! Slime hawk babies are super friendly and are always around to help you when you have a cold. Though slime hawks also cause colds so.....

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The baby is screaming
stop it

(06-03-2016, 03:19 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »I found this in the middle of an abandoned field. I don't know how you abandon fields but let me just say that I know one when I see one - that field was definitely abandoned.

This is daddy. He is our number 1 Mommy here at HawkRoost and will watch over any eggs you find. I'm not sure this is an egg but don't worry, daddy is a prime egg tester. He will sit on this egg and in a day we will know if it is an egg or if it is a not egg.

(06-03-2016, 03:07 AM)Loather Wrote: »i will train my baby to shitpost

Screaming is half the battle in shit posting so I think your babies will be pro shit posters by the time they grow up.

All hatched babies will grow up on Jun 5

(06-03-2016, 03:33 AM)Schazer Wrote: »can I please request a cabbage egg and a boat egg so nP can have all kinds of fun baby-hauling shenanigans in their sig

I shall haul in more eggs from the egg factory tomorrow so people can have even more babies.