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RE: Boast Making Contest - Reyweld - 05-23-2016
Wait, no formatting? Hmm...
I think I have the most enviable hair.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Dragon Fogel - 05-23-2016
I'm the best because I'm making a boast that passes all the rules.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Reyweld - 05-23-2016
Scahzer possesses hair that is the envy of many, and also significantly sized bird wings.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Schazer - 05-23-2016
(05-23-2016, 02:07 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Wait, no formatting? Hmm...
I think I have the most enviable hair.
This boast passes rule 1!
(05-23-2016, 02:07 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I'm the best because I'm making a boast that passes all the rules.
This boast passes rule 1 and 5!
(05-23-2016, 02:07 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Scahzer possesses hair that is the envy of many, and also significantly sized bird wings.
This boast passes rule 5!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Schazer - 05-23-2016
(05-23-2016, 02:10 AM)Wheat Wrote: »Sometimes i'm so wise and diligent at my craft that owl'l bee able to make puns relating to birds AND bugs!!!!!
This boast passes rules 3 and 5!
RE: Boast Making Contest - btp - 05-23-2016
I am the best 1! 3 EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! 5. HAHAHA!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Gatr - 05-23-2016
(05-22-2016, 02:15 PM)Gatr Wrote: »I'm a BUFF gatr.
You missed this one.
I am really good at being invisible, I guess.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Dragon Fogel - 05-23-2016
I tell the most well-liked lies. In fact, I got a trophy for them.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Gatr - 05-23-2016
I am so great, there is no one greatr
Than the awesome, buffest, jimmyest, Gatr.
RE: Boast Making Contest - CrimsonMage - 05-23-2016
I will be the first to make a boast that passes rule 2!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Reyweld - 05-23-2016
I'm not the best!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Schazer - 05-23-2016
(05-23-2016, 02:30 AM)btp Wrote: »I am the best 1! 3 EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! 5. HAHAHA!
This boast passes rules 1, 3, and 5!
(05-23-2016, 02:31 AM)Gatr Wrote: »(05-22-2016, 02:15 PM)Gatr Wrote: »I'm a BUFF gatr.
You missed this one.
I am really good at being invisible, I guess.
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-23-2016, 02:31 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I tell the most well-liked lies. In fact, I got a trophy for them.
This boast passes rules 1 and 5!
(05-23-2016, 02:34 AM)Gatr Wrote: »I am so great, there is no one greatr
Than the awesome, buffest, jimmyest, Gatr.
I think it's a full three syllables, but this boast passes rules 1 and 4!
(05-23-2016, 02:37 AM)CrimsonMage Wrote: »I will be the first to make a boast that passes rule 2!
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-23-2016, 02:38 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »I'm not the best!
This boast passes rule 1!
RE: Boast Making Contest - btp - 05-23-2016
I am the best!!! When? CAN'T TAKE A REST.
RE: Boast Making Contest - OTTO - 05-23-2016
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RE: Boast Making Contest - Kíeros - 05-23-2016
This is not a boast.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Plaid - 05-23-2016
I'm obviously very cute because the glorious Schazer has chosen to date me.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Schazer - 05-23-2016
(05-23-2016, 03:00 AM)btp Wrote: »I am the best!!! When? CAN'T TAKE A REST.
This boast passes Rules 1, 3, 4, and 5!
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-23-2016, 03:10 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »This is not a boast.
This non-boast passes none of the rules! Keep up the great work!!!!
(05-23-2016, 11:20 AM)Plaid Wrote: »I'm obviously very cute because the glorious Schazer has chosen to date me.
This boast passes Rule 5!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Reyweld - 05-23-2016
When I was a young child, my fingernails were pink and weak; now, they are silver and double-plus strong! WHAT A COOL AND INTERESTING IMPROVEMENT!!!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Sruixan - 05-23-2016
I'm given to understand that people have been claiming to have hair superior to mine. I cannot possibly let this slide.
![[Image: boast1.jpg]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/75454715/Eagle%20Time/Thing%20Thinging/boast1.jpg)
Look on my locks, ye Mighty, and despair!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Ixcaliber - 05-23-2016
oh its on
RE: Boast Making Contest - OrangeAipom - 05-23-2016
I'm so tough
I have dandruff
RE: Boast Making Contest - OrangeAipom - 05-23-2016
Many people are worse than me.
RE: Boast Making Contest - a52 - 05-23-2016
bum, bum du dum!
ba-ba-ba bum da dum
du-du-du du du-du
du-du-du du du-du
du-du-du ba dum.
RE: Boast Making Contest - btp - 05-23-2016
I am the best!!! When!? LITERALLY LIKE A GOD, CAN'T TAKE A REST.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Electrum - 05-23-2016
I EXIST! MY FACE IS LION-LIKE IN ITS SEXINESS!!! I AM VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT BEING GOOD AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO WITH A SMILE LIKE A SEXY GOD OF AWESOME! I DO LOADSA COOL THINGS, SO MANY COOL THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT THEM OF COURSE I CAN COUNT THEM BECAUSE NOT ONLY AM I SUPER SMART AND ABLE I AM ALSO A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS! ME! ME! I WILL STOMP ON ANYBODY THAT DARES TO CHALLENGE MY TITLE AS I HAVE STOMPED ON PEOPLE BEFORE AND STOMPED ON PEOPLE ON MY WAY TO CHALLENGE THEM FOR THEIR TITLES! I AM SIMPLY SUPREME, LIKE KRISPY KREME! I HAVE THE FIRE AND I HAVE THE FORCE! AND I HAVE THE FURY OF MY OWN MOMENTUM! MY EXISTENCE TRANSCENDS TIME, I AM IN THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE SIMULTANEOUSLY!!! I AM SO REAL THAT ALL OF YOU ARE SO UNREAL TO ME THAT MY OWN DREAMS ARE YOUR REALITY! SERIOUSLY NOBODY CAN REALLY CONTEST WITH ME SINCE I AM ON A HIGHER PLANE OF REALITY FROM EVERYONE ELSE I AM JUST SO AHEAD OF THE CURVE THAT I AM AHEAD OF MYSELF AND MYSELF'S SELF!
I AM LITERALLY SO GREAT THAT I WAS THE FIRST TO PASS RULE 2 BEFORE CRIMSON MAGE DID! I AM THE SUPERIOR RAINBOW WIZARD! EAT MY SHORTS! THOUGH MOST OF MY PALS AND PEERS ARE PRETTY COOL FOLKS! PROBABLY SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN ME BUT THEY AIN'T GOT NUTHIN' ON ME!
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Okay I think I'm done here. I am kinda proud of myself for literally being the first to pass rule 2 though, no lie.