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RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
cat people probably get used to the smell but guess what
litter boxes stink
they stink up your house
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
also sometimes it'll be like 3 in the morning and you'll hear cats yowling outside and theyll usually be either fighting or fucking or both
cats are barbarians, much less class than a dog
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
also cats shed fur everywhere and carry gross parasites
i mean yeah theyre cute, but theyre no dog
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
have you ever seen a happy golden retriever? way more cute than a cat, way way way way more cute
the most joyous thing, a true cause for celebration and doghugs
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
cats like to kill smaller animals because they are cowards who want to feel big
dogs protect larger animals because they are like guardian angels but real
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
did you know that there is a professional swimming maneuver named after dogs? it is called the doggy paddle, look it up
cats have no such thing, they can't swim, they are buffoons
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
but still, cats are ok
just ok
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
cats are for memers
dogs are for dreamers
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
you may have heard of doggy style, but have you heard of kitty style?
no??
well thats because cats have no style, compared to dogs
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
my great-aunt has a bunch of cats and every year for several years she sent me glenn beck books, plus there was one time she sent me a cardboard cutout of some bikini lady advertising budweiser and i was reaaaally embarrassed
don't be like her. be a dog person
RE: cats or dogs - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 11-29-2015
what's wrong with Boobs, Beck, and Brews
RE: cats or dogs - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 11-29-2015
that's why i like cats. more nipples
RE: cats or dogs - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 11-29-2015
hey off-topic but do dolphins have nipples? they're mammals right. do they just spray milk all out into the ocean and shit
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
(11-29-2015, 04:33 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »what's wrong with Boobs, Beck, and Brews
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RE: cats or dogs - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 11-29-2015
you'd never catch a cat wearing glasses. not just that they rarely have the long snout to support such a tool but also their eyes are perfect because they're perfect
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
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RE: cats or dogs - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 11-29-2015
look, i wear glasses. all i'm saying is that cats are immaculate and there's a reason the ancient egyptians worshiped them
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
(11-29-2015, 04:52 AM)Wheat Wrote: »(11-29-2015, 04:49 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »you'd never catch a cat wearing glasses. not just that they rarely have the long snout to support such a tool but also their eyes are perfect because they're perfect
wow, pretty pol pot-like of you chwoka. bet you'll start liquidating people with glasses soon for being too intellectual-looking and being defective, which is the same thing a cat would do if they were in charge of a nation
it's no surprise that hitler liked cats
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
(11-29-2015, 05:02 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »look, i wear glasses. all i'm saying is that cats are immaculate and there's a reason the ancient egyptians worshiped them
if the ancient egyptians were so smart why are they all dead
RE: cats or dogs - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 11-29-2015
(11-29-2015, 05:02 AM)Loather Wrote: »(11-29-2015, 05:02 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »look, i wear glasses. all i'm saying is that cats are immaculate and there's a reason the ancient egyptians worshiped them
if the ancient egyptians were so smart why are they all dead
if they're so dead then how come we never found their mummies huh
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
(11-29-2015, 05:05 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »(11-29-2015, 05:02 AM)Loather Wrote: »(11-29-2015, 05:02 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »look, i wear glasses. all i'm saying is that cats are immaculate and there's a reason the ancient egyptians worshiped them
if the ancient egyptians were so smart why are they all dead
if they're so dead then how come we never found their mummies huh
you can't make mummies if you're already dead
RE: cats or dogs - OTTO - 11-29-2015
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RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
prove it
in the ring
the fighting ring
RE: cats or dogs - Loather - 11-29-2015
(11-29-2015, 06:19 AM)Loather Wrote: »OTTO Wrote:
prove it
in the ring
the fighting ring
basically what im saying is fight me
RE: cats or dogs - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 11-29-2015
are you inviting to a dogfight?