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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - MalkyTop - 07-09-2014
YOUR TRIBUTE IS WELCOME BUT WHY ARE YOU NOT GIVING ME BOTH YOU HEATHEN
SHANK: YD12K
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - speedchuck - 07-09-2014
Lynch MalkyTop
You're not my god.
Elect: Red
Elect: Red
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - MalkyTop - 07-09-2014
SHAME ON YOU SPEEDCHUCK HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT MY FEELINGS WHICH I DO NOT HAVE ON THE LEVEL THAT YOU MORTALS DO
I AM SAYING THIS IN RESPONSE TO THE INTENT OF YOUR MISTAKEN STATEMENT RATHER THAN THE LITERAL MEANING AS AGAIN I AM NOT A GOD I AM A GODDESS WHEN WILL YOU MORTALS EVER LEARN TO RESPECT GENDER C'MON
SHANK: SPEEDCHUCK
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Gatr - 07-09-2014
Wait... Malky you are the most perfect and wonderful goddess. May all the nonbelievers burn in hell.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Solaris - 07-09-2014
wow, kiss-ass much[/i]
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-09-2014
On section 10 paragraph 3 line 48 clause 831 letter 5 journal 74 monkey 10 instant number 2030049i3i85 code u7598432, under the Loather Codex, Loather would not approve of hell, or its corollaries and would probably make a Hell-shield to block all malicious dieties and Loather would thus TOTALLY join the fundraiser ShankRazor effort to Shank Malky
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - MalkyTop - 07-09-2014
SOLARIS I HOPE YOU DON'T KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH BECAUSE WOW AND ANYWAYS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND UNSANITARY AND THAT IS CERTAINLY SOMETHING THAT I AS THE MOST PERFECT BEING IN THE UNIVERSE WOULD NOT SUPPORT
SHANK: SOLARIS
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
Would you kiss your own ass tho.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Sai - 07-09-2014
(07-09-2014, 06:04 PM)Demonsul Wrote: »Ooh, packages.
Elect: Return to sender
This is the only logical action. If the packages are good, then whoever sent them is good and should have them. If the packages are bad, then whoever sent them is bad and should receive their own letterbomb/anthrax/razor-filled food.
Elect: Return to sender[/b]
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - MalkyTop - 07-09-2014
AS A BEING THAT DOES NOT EVEN OCCUPY THE PHYSICAL PLANE AND DOES NOT EXIST IN ANY WAY LIKE YOU I DO NOT HAVE AN ASS
SHANK: PHARMACY
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Ixcaliber - 07-09-2014
Detective Garland delved once more into the boot of his car and emerged with a mountain of printed forms.
"Hey guys I've had an idea." Garland announced from behind the pile of documents. "Talking to you all one on one well that could take days, so what I've done is I've had these forms printed." He starts handing them out to the group. "They're fairly basic. There's the obvious: name, username, gender, species you know all the standard stuff. There's a box where you can claim if you want (don't worry I'll keep any information given through these forms strictly confidential) but the most important is down here at the bottom."
He paused in his quest to jam a sheaf of forms into the unwilling hands of every participant for a moment to gesture to the relevant section. "Top Three SCUM... ahh whoops I meant to include an explanation on the sheet for that. SCUM is special police terminology for referring to members of organized crime groups. I think it means something like Secretly Covertly Undoubtedly Malevolent. Or something. Anyway so yeah Top Three SCUM Reads and then another section: Top Three TOWN Reads, and again I thought I'd explained this on the form. TOWN is police lingo for basically a good upstanding law-abiding citizen type. I don't actually know what it stands for before you ask. I don't really think it matters I'm sure there is a really good and totally genuine acronym but I just don't personally know what it is."
By the end of this rambling meandering explanation he's managed to hand out all the forms, jamming them into the pockets or onto the knives of those who refused to physically take a copy from him. "So yeah if you could just fill those out for me that would be really great. Thank you in advance."
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
So I guess it's an...
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - OzTheWizard - 07-09-2014
(07-09-2014, 09:29 PM)MalkyTop Wrote: »AS A BEING THAT DOES NOT EVEN OCCUPY THE PHYSICAL PLANE AND DOES NOT EXIST IN ANY WAY LIKE YOU I DO NOT HAVE AN ASS
SHANK: PHARMACY
Damn, that's sad. Maybe there's one for you in on of those packages?
Elect MalkyTop. Elect MalkyTop.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Sai - 07-09-2014
(07-09-2014, 09:30 PM)Pharmacy Wrote: »So I guess it's an...
...
That's pretty bad.
Grizzoup Shizzank - Pharmacy
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
You're behind me Sai. BEHIIIIINNNNND MMMMMEEEE.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Sai - 07-09-2014
Haha, you said behind!
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
It wasn't clever in......hindsight.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - konec0 - 07-09-2014
Shank: Sai for dumb jokes[/b]
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - konec0 - 07-09-2014
Nvm Shank: Pharmacy
for dumber jokes, and also, drugs
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
My puns are the hottest shit.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - OzTheWizard - 07-09-2014
You're number two at least.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
Silver is okay. That means I can kill werewolves.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-09-2014
Whalewolves, even.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Sai - 07-09-2014
(07-09-2014, 09:37 PM)konec0 Wrote: »Nvm Shank: Pharmacy
for dumber jokes, and also, drugs
My goodness, that's a good point! If we shank Pharmacy, where do our drugs come from?
Shank - Malky and/or konec to protect our precious supply of drugs.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - SeaWyrm - 07-09-2014
Rawrawr Detective Garland rawr!
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Name: Rawr
Username: Rawr
Gender: Rawr
Species: Rawr
Age: Rawr
Birthdate: ra/wr/rawr
Height: Rawr
Weight: Rawr
Eye Color: Rawr
Age: Rawrty-rawr
Password: ****
Please Enter Your Password Again: ****
Email: Rawr@Rawr.rwr
Claim: Rawrawr
SCUM, TOWN: Rawr rawr rawr, rawr rawr rawr.
Elect 1: Red709
Elect 2: SupahKiven
Are you a member of the Rikollisryhmä?: No. Rawr.
Are you sure?: RAWR!
Additional Comments: Rawrawr awr rwar rawrawrrrawr rrr awr.
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