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RE: Post making contest - Reyweld - 12-06-2016

I'll take [4] for 200


RE: Post making contest - Reyweld - 12-06-2016

(12-06-2016, 04:20 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »I'll take [4] for 200

Weaknesses: Radiation, ___.


RE: Post making contest - Kaynato - 12-06-2016

IT'S THE

apocryphal

DOG, THE
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DOG.

IF YOU QUOTE THIS POST
YOU WILL START RECEIVING

the secrets of the universe



RE: Post making contest - Kaynato - 12-06-2016

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RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 12-06-2016

Dischorran Should be straightforward to automatically PM Dragon Fogel to post a demo, monitor for response, then autodownload and execute.


RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 12-06-2016

please end the postmaking contest


RE: Post making contest - Kíeros - 12-06-2016

(12-06-2016, 02:40 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.
Passes 1a, 3, and 5
(12-06-2016, 02:40 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »[Image: tumblr_mt8kh8x5GF1ryancuo1_r1_500.png]

For science.
Very cute, but passes no rules.
(12-06-2016, 02:53 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.
Also cute, but passes no rules.
(12-06-2016, 03:01 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Next question: would that grading post have passed rule 4 if I hadn't updated Swamped while Kieros was working on it.

(and somehow the update I wrote materialized in this thread despite my not posting it yet, I guess)
Passes rule 3.
(12-06-2016, 03:05 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »test post
Passes rule 3.
(12-06-2016, 03:36 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(12-05-2016, 11:06 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Reyweld's 4.

Yes I have been evoked from the depths of real life to shitpost, how do you four do
Passes rule 5
(12-06-2016, 03:36 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »sanksnka
Passes no rules!
(12-06-2016, 03:39 AM)Akumu Wrote: »aaaaaaaaaa Winky aaaaaaaaaaaa
Passes rule 3
(12-06-2016, 03:43 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(12-06-2016, 03:39 AM)
(12-06-2016, 03:39 AM)Akumu Wrote: »aaaaaaaaaa :wia :wie='
Akumu Wrote: »aaaaaaky: ae=Aaaaaaaaa
[/quot1' dat :wia :ne='1ot1' dat' Wrote: »
Passes no rules!
(12-06-2016, 03:51 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »ooooofofoooo
Passes no rules!
(12-06-2016, 03:53 AM)Akumu Wrote: »aaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Passes rule 3
(12-06-2016, 03:53 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Hahaha what a real literal place Canada
Hahaha what a real literal place Papaya
Hahaha what a real literal place Sanata
Winter Is Coming you fast mansy trab
Hahaha what a lietral real place Canada
Hahaha wHahaha Hahaha lace Canada
Passes no rules!
(12-06-2016, 03:56 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »[quote='Reyweld' pid='137189' dateline='1464997853']
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(06-04-2016, 05:41 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I have never had a sweet dinner roll in my life

Dinner rolls are mockeries of real bread products

(06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Croissants are where its at. Buttery, flakey; good with jam and icing sugar or black forest ham and gouda cheese, even by itself!

Also Diet Pop is only good as a bathroom cleaner, I didn't think you'd stoop to such a low blow.

(06-04-2016, 05:46 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Croissants are like the fucking nobles of the bread world, so don't you talk shit about croissants

(06-04-2016, 05:47 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Food of the angels

(06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Some other good bread products include: baguette (especially on soup!), hot cross buns, naan, pita (with tzatziki or baba ganoush), Sour Dough Bread (the Monarch of bread products), Rye Bread

(06-04-2016, 11:49 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »[quote='Loather' pid='137437' dateline='1465081660']
[quote='Reyweld' pid='137336' dateline='1465062661']Rye Bread

no

rye is disgusting, even worse than croissants

Yes friend, I too once thought this way, but was enlightened by a moister rye bread with some sort of cheesy veggie dip onto (with like zucchini or something)

Also I've only had rye bread like 3 times in my entire life, so I don't really remember how it tasted when it wasn't prepared with double-plus-love.
Passes rules 3
(12-06-2016, 04:00 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(06-04-2016, 05:41 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I _ never _ _ sweet dinner roll in my life

Dinner rolls _ mockeries of _ _ products

(06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »_ _ where its _. Buttery, _; good with _ _ icing _ or _ forest _ _ _ cheese, even by itself!

_ Diet Pop is only good _ _ _ _, I didn't think you'd stoop to such _ low blow.

(06-04-2016, 05:46 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »_ _ like the fucking nobles of the _ world, so don't you _ shit _ _

(06-04-2016, 05:47 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Food of the _

(06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Some other good _ products include: _ (_ on soup!), hot cross buns, _, _ (with _ or _ _), Sour Dough _ (the _ of _ products), Rye _

(06-04-2016, 11:49 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(06-04-2016, 11:07 PM)_ Wrote: »
(06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Rye _

no

rye is disgusting, even worse _ _

Yes friend, I too once thought this _, but _ enlightened by _ moister rye _ with some sort of cheesy veggie dip onto (with like zucchini or something)

_ I've only _ rye _ like 3 times in my entire life, so I don't _ remember how it _ when it _ _ with double-plus-love.
Passes rules 3 and 5
(12-06-2016, 04:06 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(06-04-2016, 05:41 PM)_ Wrote: »I _ _ _ _ _ _ roll in my _

_ rolls _ _ of _ _ products

(06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)_ Wrote: »_ _ _ its _. _, _; good with _ _ icing _ or _ _ _ _ _ _, _ by _!

_ _ Pop is only good _ _ _ _, I didn't think you'd stoop to such _ low blow.

(06-04-2016, 05:46 PM)_ Wrote: »_ _ _ _ fucking _ of _ _ world, so don't you _ shit _ _

(06-04-2016, 05:47 PM)_ Wrote: »Food of _ _

(06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)_ Wrote: »_ _ good _ products _: _ (_ on soup!), hot cross buns, _, _ (with _ or _ _), Sour Dough _ (_ _ of _ products), _ _

(06-04-2016, 11:49 PM)_ Wrote: »
(06-04-2016, 11:07 PM)_ Wrote: »no

_ is disgusting, _ _ _ _

_ _, I too _ thought this _, but _ _ by _ _ _ _ with _ sort of _ _ dip onto (with _ zucchini or _)

_ _ only _ _ _ _ 3 _ in my _ _, so I don't _ _ how it _ _ it _ _ with _-plus-_.
Passes no rules!
(12-06-2016, 04:09 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »[bet you were expecting more][/snop]
Passes rule 3
(12-06-2016, 04:11 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy
Passes rule 1b
(12-06-2016, 04:12 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »[Image: avatar_737.png?dateline=1478126944]
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Passes no rules!
(12-06-2016, 04:12 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »ella minnow pea
Passes rule 1b
(12-06-2016, 04:15 AM)Akumu Wrote: »"Are we the four weirddogswomen of the Rulespocalypse?"
Passes rule 3No
(12-06-2016, 04:18 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »JEPORDE
CATEGORIES
[1]Shit Post
200, 400, 600, 800, 1000
[2]Numbers
200, 400, 600, 800, 1000
[3]Dog
200, 400, 600, 800, 1000
[4]This is Me
200, 400, 600, 800, 1000
[5]AAAGh
200, 400, 600, 800, 1000
Passes rule 3
(12-06-2016, 04:20 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »I'll take [4] for 200
Passes rule 3
(12-06-2016, 04:21 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(12-06-2016, 04:20 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »I'll take [4] for 200

Weaknesses: Radiation, ___.
Passes rule 3
(12-06-2016, 04:28 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »
IT'S THE

apocryphal

DOG, THE
[Image: 5.gif]
DOG.

IF YOU QUOTE THIS POST
YOU WILL START RECEIVING

the secrets of the universe
Passes no rules!
(12-06-2016, 04:29 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »[Image: JVT929OPENEYES.png]
Passes no rules!
(12-06-2016, 04:46 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Dischorran Should be straightforward to automatically PM Dragon Fogel to post a demo, monitor for response, then autodownload and execute.
Passes rule 3
(12-06-2016, 05:02 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »please end the postmaking contest
Passes no rules!


RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-06-2016

IX WAS THAT THE WORD "WAIT" I HEARD AS I WAS QUITTING

WAS IT REALLY


RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-06-2016

I am in bed now but I am beginning to hear noises from people who are waking up now what the heck

(also can someone check the spreadsheet data on rule 1 to see if they can spot when wheat's dog round was involved in judging during the two dog phases? I think Kieros said there were 19 easy PMC sets, so you'd be looking for passes or half-passes of the same variety that were spaced 19 posts apart... I would myself, but bed)


RE: Post making contest - Ixcaliber - 12-06-2016

i tried to say that if we hit disconnect at the same time i couldn't say goodnight


RE: Post making contest - OTTO - 12-06-2016

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RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-06-2016

We know.


RE: Post making contest - Kíeros - 12-06-2016

(12-06-2016, 07:01 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »IX WAS THAT THE WORD "WAIT" I HEARD AS I WAS QUITTING

WAS IT REALLY
Passes rule 5
(12-06-2016, 07:19 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »I am in bed now but I am beginning to hear noises from people who are waking up now what the heck

(also can someone check the spreadsheet data on rule 1 to see if they can spot when wheat's dog round was involved in judging during the two dog phases? I think Kieros said there were 19 easy PMC sets, so you'd be looking for passes or half-passes of the same variety that were spaced 19 posts apart... I would myself, but bed)
Passes rule 5
(12-06-2016, 07:36 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »i tried to say that if we hit disconnect at the same time i couldn't say goodnight
Passes rule 5
Passes no rules!
(12-06-2016, 06:26 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »We know.
Passes rules 3 and 5!

And here you go, an image for each of the rules:
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RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-06-2016

For posterity, Conquest reads: if you decoded this you're a nerd. i'm looking at you, sruix.

Code:
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Y.IXWETCL.UAZQB..PRGD..HM. FJKNOSV

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
lohuf.txc..iy..rns.gk.edam bjpqvwz



RE: Post making contest - a52 - 12-06-2016

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HELLO, DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT DAOYU?



RE: Post making contest - Akumu - 12-06-2016

this is wizard #1.

“now fax quiz jack‽” my brave ghost pled.

Fact Seagull g0m

she sells seashells by the sea shore and by she i must mean kieros

nothing could stop the posting now. it had gone supercritical, tearing apart even the very fabric of the forums. well, that's just the way she liked it. "my world's on fire, how 'bout yours?"

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sometimes a parrot talks (a parrot is a tropical bird, but what are birds?)

guvf vf n cerggl rnfl chmmyr

qwer qwer qwer

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i vote ixcaliber, and so should you. this post has passed so many dang rules, but were they the right rules?

i do not have a marmot to talk about daoyu, i am clearly being very productive and not wasting time on an internet forum currently.

sky iraq quidditch snl sky

welcome to the akumu post of passing many easy rules

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RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 12-06-2016

Wait, of course, I know just what to do. Got to get back to my post making roots.

Everyone, hold on a second.


RE: Post making contest - Dragon Fogel - 12-06-2016

(11-20-2016, 04:37 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »
REVELATION TO KÍEROS - CHAPTER 6
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1As I watched, the fremp shitposted the first of the TWELVE lubrications in the Post Making Contest. Then I heard one of the five glitter texts say with a voice like Fact Seagull g0m, [Image: tt11298552fltt.gif] 2I looked up and saw a white weird dog standing there. Its rider carried a golden .45 revolver, powered by dreams. shoots lightning, and a crown was placed on her head. She rode out to win many battles and gain the victory.
3When the fremp shitposted the second lubrication, I heard the second glitter text say, [Image: tt11298553fltt.gif] 4Then another weird dog appeared, a red one. Its rider was given a mighty keyblade and the authority to take peace from Eagle Time. And there was war and slaughter everywhere.
5When the fremp shitposted the third lubrication, I heard the third glitter text say, [Image: tt11298554fltt.gif] I looked up and saw a black weird dog, and its rider was holding an analytic balance in her hand. 6And I heard a voice from among the five glitter texts say, but not actually in glitter text because by golly is this a long quote, "A loaf of Wheat or three loaves of Sanji will cost today's top poster. And don't waste the sample text and Sruix's updates."
7When the fremp shitposted the fourth lubricaton, I heard the fourth glitter text say, [Image: tt11298555fltt.gif] 8I looked up and saw a weird dog whose color was pale green. Its rider was named Death, and her companion was Rules Hell. These two were given authority over one-fourth of Eagle Time, to kill with the rules and tricks and Swamped's rigorous updating schedule and robot kitties.
9When the fremp shitposted the fifth lubricaton, I heard the fifth glitter text say, [Image: tt11298556fltt.gif] 10I looked up and saw a rainbow text weird dog, and its rider was holding the true alphabet in her hands. She rode out to meme like none had ever memed before.
11And then the fremp shitposted lubrication like seven more times with even worse stuff happening, but I was too distracted, because I had come up with rules for the Post Making Contest from the Five Weirddogswomen of the Rulespocalypse:
  1. Conquest
  2. War
  3. Famine
  4. Death
  5. Memeing
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Fact Seagull g0m


RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-06-2016

This is update #277.

It's pretty cold here, so I'm wearing gloves indoors. Just letting you all know.

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RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-06-2016

(12-05-2016, 09:22 PM) Wrote: »[Image: 2cc05a46.jpg]Sgt. Gunn in Sahara

noon room



RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 12-06-2016

This Is Test #2.

(08-18-2016, 01:28 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »This is b #1

Fact Seagull whispered [Image: luxray_vector_by_pokemon_vector_art-da8qz35.png] [Image: luxray_vector_by_pokemon_vector_art-da8qz35.png] [Image: Ash_Tree_-_geograph.org.uk_-_590710.jpg] dog bird reds reds reds what are birds? 2+2=5 End of b

Cred, Heron, A Dog, Z. Qwer, Qwer, Qwer, Kilo. I Sword Of Made A Pun. Mage.

What Are Birds!? Boy, We Just Don't Know. Lubrication

Vote: Ixcaliber

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RE: Post making contest - qwerx3 - 12-06-2016

Happymelon !!!!!!!!
!!!!
!!!
!!


RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-06-2016

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RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-06-2016

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hey look at this wire dog


RE: Post making contest - Sruixan - 12-06-2016

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hey look at this world dog