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you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time (/showthread.php?tid=2116)RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-20-2017
it turns out you've been peeling bananas this whole time. And nothing else.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Mirdini - 05-01-2017
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Schazer - 05-01-2017
it turns out the dogs, for instance, Odie from popular webcomic Garf, know how it's done
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - btp - 05-02-2017
: it turns out you should always thank your bananas before peeling them. Growing is hard work!
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-02-2017
It turns out that bananas don't like Mondays, are slow to peel and slow to sell on Mondays around the world.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Coolacanth - 05-03-2017
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it turns out a banana is tired
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 05-03-2017
it turns out if you hit Odie with a banana, you will be satisfied even without a peeled banana, you monster
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Dragon Fogel - 05-03-2017
it turns out
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-09-2017
it turns out there's a circle of hell devoted to people who consume forbidden fruit, bananas being one of them.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 05-27-2017
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Loather - 05-28-2017
it turns out dumb ass millennials, stop peeling bananas and buy a house
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Loather - 05-28-2017
it turns out *horse
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 06-10-2017
it turns out that in order to get to be an astronaut, you not only need perfect vision (check,) but you also need to know how to peel all the bananas you'll find up there, hence why we sent monkeys up and not dogs. if we're going to get this hawk into space, it needs all the advice it can get on passing this test. hence why every post in this thread is relevant to the matter at hand
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 06-10-2017
it turns out that to unpeel a banana you have to spell it right without looking it up
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Schazer - 06-10-2017
It turns out there's no nutritional case for not eating peels, but due to pesticide usage it's actuallly not advisable to feed the outermost layer to your birds
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 06-10-2017
it turns out you're supposed to put the peel back on when you're done
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 06-10-2017
it turns out you've gotta fashion a molotov cocktail with the banana as fuse
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 06-10-2017
it turns out you just wait a few months and the peel rots right off
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - a52 - 06-10-2017
(06-10-2017, 05:30 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »it turns out you just wait a few months and the peel rots right off
it turns out i did that once. a banana escaped my lunchbox and wandered into my backpack, where it sat unnoticed. turns out the peel is the only part left after a few months.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - btp - 06-10-2017
it turns out you just put the banana on your nose and tell a lie.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 06-10-2017
it turns out that IS a banana in my pocket and i'm not happy to see you
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Coolacanth - 06-10-2017
it turns out you just create a battery with it. you can use this to power subsequent peelings of bananas
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 06-10-2017
(06-10-2017, 07:20 PM)Coolacanth Wrote: »it turns out you just create a battery with it. you can use this to power subsequent peelings of bananas
it turns out you can use jumper cables from one banana to another to peel them bth
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 06-11-2017
It turns out humans can be peeled and eaten just like bananas, same flavor and everything. But don't take my word for it; try it yourself!
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Coolacanth - 06-11-2017
it turns out a specific type of slug is known for its ability to eat banana peels (and only the peels), leaving a clean, delicious unpeeled banana for anyone to enjoy