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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Coldblooded - 07-08-2014
(07-08-2014, 10:57 PM)Whimbrel Wrote: »I'm offering nightmares and eternal winter who wants to worship me?
Important Clarification: Does "eternal winter" just mean that it's cold all the time, or is this like a Groundhog Day scenario, except with an extra 90 days or so added on instead of just being February 2nd all the time?
Also what's going in the Southern Hemisphere during all this? Do they get eternal summer now, or like, double winter?
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Coldblooded - 07-08-2014
Okay hear me out. What if we chopped the world in half at the equator, and then just threw both halves into the further reaches of space?
That way everybody's happy.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Crowstone - 07-08-2014
@Druplesnubb @Scoffles:
What the hell are you doing
don't vote for malkytop
this isn't a democracy
this is a monarchy
malkytop is already leader, diety, etc
vvote garuru instead
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Crowstone - 07-08-2014
okay so according to my calculations there is a page 11 and page 12, and now i am update to date...........................................................................................................
so EBWOWOPWPPP
@Druplesnubb @Scoffles: and at everyone else who voted for malkytop
What the hell are you doing
don't vote for malkytop
this isn't a democracy
this is a monarchy
malkytop is already leader, diety, etc
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Dalmationer - 07-08-2014
(07-08-2014, 10:32 PM)Schazer Wrote: »(07-08-2014, 06:56 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »[*]She likes bugs. Seriously, who likes bugs? Scum.
I think I found someone worth killing
Vote: Kieros
I AM CHANGING MY VOTE. DISSING BUGS IS INTOLERABLE.
VOTE: KÍEROS
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - beruru - 07-08-2014
shank dang ron paul, aka coldblooded
they're the same person guys. trust me
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Robust Laser - 07-08-2014
(07-08-2014, 11:23 PM)Dalmationer Wrote: »(07-08-2014, 10:32 PM)Schazer Wrote: »(07-08-2014, 06:56 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »[*]She likes bugs. Seriously, who likes bugs? Scum.
I think I found someone worth killing
Vote: Kieros
I AM CHANGING MY VOTE. DISSING BUGS IS INTOLERABLE.
VOTE: KÍEROS
No yeah I saw this and I would have immediately changed my vote but i had like four pages to go through to make sure nobody else noticed it and THEY DID
unshankvote
shankvote: Kieros
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Gnauga - 07-08-2014
unacceptable
simply
i can't even
just completely devoid of any ability to can
vote:kieros
(07-08-2014, 10:33 PM)Schazer Wrote: »toot my own blowhole
(07-08-2014, 10:33 PM)Schazer Wrote: »toot my own blowhole
(07-08-2014, 10:33 PM)Schazer Wrote: »toot my own blowhole
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Schazer - 07-08-2014
Gnauga is that you putting your dukes up
I'll shoal you the error of your ways, school you real good
(I am super-keen to do whale raps and just need someone gutsy enough to challenge me)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Gatr - 07-08-2014
you know what yeah ill side with whimbrel
vote to groupshank: THE OWNER OF THIS RESORT, apparently. because i fully endorse whoever malky votes for and that would be whimsy at the moment. crowstone can suck it, because this is democranarchy. :P
on second thought i'll keep my groupshank: on malkytop in the interest of possibly having everybody alive groupshank the false goddess
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Pharmacy - 07-08-2014
Let the whales stop.
Let the rhymes drop.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Gnauga - 07-08-2014
i'd ask you to school me but i think i'd just be disa-pod-ded
bulls to cows, shore to bed
best fin-d a new crew cuz your old one's baleen, bub
yo next verse you best not flub
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Granolaman - 07-08-2014
RAP
RAP
RAP
RAP
Vote: fivex
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - MalkyTop - 07-08-2014
IF YOU ARE PLANNING ON SINGING WORSHIPFUL ELEGIES OR WHATEVER THE SHIT TO THE COMMON WHALE I AM GOING TO CONSIDER THAT BLASPHEMY CEASE AND DESIST YOUR RESISTANCE TO MY GLORY
ALSO I FORGOT WHO I'M SHANKING SHANK: GARURU
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Gatr - 07-08-2014
there we go now i only have to endorse myself
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Gnauga - 07-08-2014
aw man I mixed up the line order and now the bub-bulls pun is broken
and I was getting all emily moby-dickens here
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Dalmationer - 07-09-2014
So I heard you want to hear some raps cetacean, I'll take up your challenge, I'm no tourist sightseein'/
Ain't delaying/
Just saying/
You don't know what you're doin, slugger./
I'm impervious to heat, I'm coated in blubber./
Filter feeding on words in rhyming pods/
Keep ahead of you poor earthbound sods/
To catch me, you'll need the super rod/
So get beat, cos I'm bigger than a hundred cod.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - MalkyTop - 07-09-2014
BLASPHEMY BLASPHEMY BLASPHEMY BLASPHEMY
SHANK: DALMATIONER
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Coldblooded - 07-09-2014
(07-08-2014, 11:23 PM)beruru Wrote: »shank dang ron paul, aka coldblooded
they're the same person guys. trust me
Oh yeah, well if that's true than why did I get a weird, Two-Face looking rash on the side of my face on the same week that Dang Ron Paul and Coldblooded finally decided to show up in the same game, huh? Can your "science" explain that?
Clearly the only reasonable explanation here is that the two of them are currently fighting a 'Jekyll and Hyde' type battle for dominance inside of me right now, and that killing Coldblooded would only make Dang Ron Paul grow even stronger. And if Ron Paul is the evil half, than clearly I must be the not evil half.
Q.E.D.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Dalmationer - 07-09-2014
I'm swimmin'/
In schools off the coast/
Of hoenn, I'm homin' in/
On ya/
Can't stop ma'/
Balooga bazooka, cos there's narwhal to hide/
So here my sister a secret I'll confide/
Whales are the true gods/
They don't be ailin'/
They're the only ones who can talk to aliens/
Go back in time to find this rhyme sailin'/
To grab us a whale rap to stop ya from bailin/
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Whimbrel - 07-09-2014
Eternal winter is more than snow on the ground all year long! [though yes there will be snow on the ground all year long. everywhere. ever.]
Eternal Winter somewhere between a nightmarish apocalypse, a winter wonderland, and a state of mind~
malkytop why do you oppose the eternal undeath to be ushered in by my reign
worship meeee
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Gnauga - 07-09-2014
[warning warning warning]
[schazer slam imminent]
[all civilians are advised to evacuate panickedly]
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - beruru - 07-09-2014
(07-09-2014, 12:08 AM)Coldblooded Wrote: »(07-08-2014, 11:23 PM)beruru Wrote: »shank dang ron paul, aka coldblooded
they're the same person guys. trust me
Oh yeah, well if that's true than why did I get a weird, Two-Face looking rash on the side of my face on the same week that Dang Ron Paul and Coldblooded finally decided to show up in the same game, huh? Can your "science" explain that?
Clearly the only reasonable explanation here is that the two of them are currently fighting a 'Jekyll and Hyde' type battle for dominance inside of me right now, and that killing Coldblooded would only make Dang Ron Paul grow even stronger. And if Ron Paul is the evil half, than clearly I must be the not evil half.
Q.E.D.
b....uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......... tttttttttttt
that just means we have to make sure your whole body is dead.
with extra shanks.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - SupahKiven - 07-09-2014
Holy fek, I leave for like half the day and suddenly there's twelve pages of this stuff. And nobody's died yet! I'm disappointed in you all. If there was a picture of me right here, it would be one of me staring in disappointment. That's how disappointed I am. (I actually just don't want to read all of that)
Shank: SupahKiven Wait.
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - Schazer - 07-09-2014
hang a tic I'm working to make this properly quality