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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - Schazer - 01-21-2014
CONDOLENCES TO ALL HUMANS. ALL SHALL PERISH.
Makomaw and his earthforce roll on out, back to Impulse Land
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-21-2014
if you really wanna see dead humans though theres a baby in my lab thats just... wide open
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-21-2014
otto pretty much wastes all his bullets going back through the portal he came from in, like, 5 seconds. good move otto.
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-21-2014
one of the strays hit this dude in a highchair. didn't kill him but i think it knocked him down?
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - Schazer - 01-21-2014
Makomaw seems suited for scoffing. Dude can only scoff. He scoffs at Otto.
"Dude, don't you know you don't bring knives to a gun fight?"
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - Schazer - 01-21-2014
"I mean,
uh,
guns to a knife fight
not-guns to a fight fight
ok shut up we're going to wreck you shit now. Ok? Ok.”
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-21-2014
otto is running over a talkative shark, is that you @PREZMAK
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - Schazer - 01-21-2014
This will not stand! Like legit neither of the contestants have legs. The earth army tries mandhandling Otto so he's stuck spinning wheels.
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-21-2014
otto... has been stopped? ok i think... i think im gonna walk away now. otto can have the phone though. and the corpses.
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-21-2014
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-21-2014
RATATAT??? NO RATATAT :(
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - Schazer - 01-21-2014
Hellcar summarily evacuated, Makomaw (dying, on ground) orders his soilsquad dismantle the accursed thing.
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-21-2014
VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOM!!!!
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - Schazer - 01-21-2014
Makomaw beatboxes weakly over Otto's dying screams; the tyre marks add to rather than detract from it.
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-21-2014
BUP BUP BUP BUP... B-BUP BUP BUP BUP....... VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! FWOOOOSH!!! *flamethrower noises*
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - Schazer - 01-21-2014
Makomaw glares to the heavens, rage in his dead shark eyes. He leaves Otto to his fate; Mr Maw must now slay the Impulsive.
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-21-2014
B-B-BUP BUP, BUP, BUP... BUP... BUP... GRK-K-K-KNRH... WHEEZE... WHEEZE.....................................................................
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - Schazer - 01-21-2014
With the power of the Crystal Council, President Shark, Swimmer of Soil, MC Makomaw, leaps for the Impulsive's jugular #appelationstation
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - Dragon Fogel - 01-21-2014
Makomaw eats Impulsive, chokes to death. Otto falls apart. Everyone is dead. Congrats to our winner, Nobody.
RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Five: Impulse Land) - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-21-2014
But wait, what of wife and daughter? Oh, they went through a portal into hell and died twice each, off-screen. Off-tweet? Whatevs.
RE: Grand Tweet IV (GAME OVER: NO SURVIVORS) - Schazer - 01-21-2014
FIN
(#sharkpuns)
(#sharkpuns)