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RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Dragon Fogel - 06-04-2016
Throw dirty laundry at him as a distraction while you run past.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - btp - 06-04-2016
Yeah you gotta air out that DL.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Fuzzy Pickles - 06-04-2016
The worst part is I secretly want to know all about the drama but I cant really hear enough to get any meaningful context... probably for the best
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - SeaWyrm - 06-04-2016
It sounds to me that you have an excellent, laundry-shaped excuse for getting close enough to eavesdrop.
Or should I say... getiing CLOTHES enough?
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Solekii - 06-04-2016
Aw beans, all I wanna do is draw but I REALLY need to get on my portfolio.
I have a ridiculous amount of work that needs doing and not nearly enough time to do it. Plus I need to render. Uugh
I ALSO need to do laundry. Oops
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Reyweld - 06-04-2016
Haha apparently I was supposed to hang up some laundry but no one told me about it and now it's smelly from sitting in the washing machine wet all day.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - btp - 06-05-2016
(06-04-2016, 10:11 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »It sounds to me that you have an excellent, laundry-shaped excuse for getting close enough to eavesdrop.
Or should I say... getiing CLOTHES enough?
Ohmygoodnessthankyouforthat.
More laundry puns please.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Schazer - 06-05-2016
(06-05-2016, 01:17 AM)btp Wrote: »(06-04-2016, 10:11 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »It sounds to me that you have an excellent, laundry-shaped excuse for getting close enough to eavesdrop.
Or should I say... getiing CLOTHES enough?
Ohmygoodnessthankyouforthat.
More laundry puns please.
![[Image: pk1KQ7P.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/pk1KQ7P.gif)
Be careful what you...... wash for!!!!
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Granolaman - 06-05-2016
My sense of humor's a little too dry for this.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Reyweld - 06-05-2016
I think we should hang this line of jokes out to dry.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Crowstone - 06-05-2016
these jokes are getting drier and drier.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Solekii - 06-05-2016
At least they're clean
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - SeaWyrm - 06-05-2016
I'd propose shooting anyone who makes any more puns,
but I don't think that would be a strong enough detergent.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Schazer - 06-05-2016
dang, I was thinking of a good pun to do with laundry liquids/powders but nothing came to me until after the surfact.
Shoulda committed to the joke with a little more detergency.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Crowstone - 06-05-2016
all of these bad puns are making me rinse.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Sadgi - 06-05-2016
washing machine
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - btp - 06-05-2016
Wheat, what do you hope to Gain by turning the Tide with that Arm and Hammer?
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - OTTO - 06-05-2016
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RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - thegreenspark - 06-05-2016
Am I too late to take my own puns for a spin?
Your vision will go darks after I pun your lights out!
Nothing will hamper my Resolve!
Try all you like to fabricate any more, but you'll find my level of laundry punning is simply out of bleach.
Though, to come dry clean, I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Sruixan - 06-05-2016
So I'm in an accommodation building next to a river, just upstream from a weir. On the other side it's mostly just the road, but there's a fenced-off section of grass where there's a bridge for access to some lighting equipment and utilities for the adjacent tourist centre.
Three guys have just jumped the fence. With a dinghy. And a picnic. They're going to have some fun, I take it, especially if they put that thing in the river.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - btp - 06-05-2016
(06-05-2016, 09:52 AM)thegreenspark Wrote: »Am I too late to take my own puns for a spin?
Your vision will go darks after I pun your lights out!
Nothing will hamper my Resolve!
Try all you like to fabricate any more, but you'll find my level of laundry punning is simply out of bleach.
Though, to come dry clean, I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel.
TGS, One of my favorite forum puns was one from you:
thegreenspark Wrote:These [eye] puns are getting cornea and cornea."
HOWEVER
You and Iron going to have some words if you think I'll lint you get away with Your soggy claim of punsuperiority!
@sruix - well don't just sit there! Strap on some floaties and water crackers and go join them!
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - ICan'tGiveCredit - 06-06-2016
augh why do i have to shave, shaving fucking sucks my face hurts
although my face does look 50% better at the same time.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - Reyweld - 06-06-2016
I feel you credit, shaving is terrible but I don't want facial hair
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - SeaWyrm - 06-06-2016
Here is a HOT TIP:
Shave in the shower, and ditch the shaving cream. Just use the hot water running down your face. It's scary at first, since your first instinct will be that this cannot possibly work AND you aren't likely gonna have a mirror in your shower, (or if you do for some reason, I can only assume it's all fogged up while you're doing this,) so you're going in blind. But it's okay! Just take it slow and use your other hand to guide the blade with your sense of touch.
In my experience, this works disgustingly well with a cartridge razor. You won't cut yourself at all, and you won't have to deal with shaving cream, and you'll get a pretty good shave with significantly less fuss and time expenditure. Mine was a cheap semi-disposable Bic razor, too, not a nice one or anything.
Then I got a safety razor, and that hasn't worked as well in the shower - but I might be due to have another go at that, now that I'm more used to it.
RE: This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff - a52 - 06-06-2016
^ This works especially well if your razor has one of those little aloe strips.