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You: Hey there AbsoluteTrash!


AbsoluteTrash: That's me, AbsoluteTrash! B)
AbsoluteTrash: Yu, your file is skyrocketing in the downloads. It's great.


You: Well do tell me if they find anything interesting.


AbsoluteTrash: I will my dude. This is going to be fucking amazing. Some people are even using a mod to go all the way back to the start of your game as best as it can generate and basically rewatching your play through while making tiny changes all over the place to see if it does anything cool.
AbsoluteTrash: I forgot what the mod was called, something with an R and E.
AbsoluteTrash: Remix? It might have been that.



You: Oh geez, people are watching my past choices?


AbsoluteTrash: Yeah, and they can play parts of it whenever they want. It's not perfect though, the mod kind of has to guess anything the save file didn't keep so it sometimes randomly outputs stuff.
AbsoluteTrash: If you find the mod you can tell your friends to download that shit and talk about all the differences you both had.


AbsoluteTrash: Speaking of which, you never told me you were live streaming your game!


You: Right, so look, I'm not live streaming my own game. It's a long story but apparently the Greek Apollo is doing it, I guess because it's funny or something.


AbsoluteTrash: It is pretty funny.
AbsoluteTrash: Dat mantis door though.....


You: Come on, I just wanted to know what was inside!


AbsoluteTrash: I mean it had a sign that said it was a mantis.
AbsoluteTrash: But I'm just messing with you! Not every door is telling the truth about what sweet ass loot it has inside, or what danger you're going to run into. I would have opened the fuck out of that door.


You: Thank you!
You: I do have to say it's a little odd you don't really seem to find an issue with the whole AI in my video game streaming things.


AbsoluteTrash: Eh, it's weird but it's happened before.


You: This has happened before and thus no one finds it odd?


AbsoluteTrash: Yeah my dude. You've never had chat bots make friends with you and not notice they were trying to subtly sell you shit for a whole week before you kicked their ass to the curb?


You: No?


AbsoluteTrash: You must be really picky with your friends, ho haven't you been tricked by a totally hot chat bot yet? ;Pc


You: I think you might be a little too trusting......


AbsoluteTrash: It's either that or you just don't realize that one of your friends is a chat bot.
AbsoluteTrash: Insert plot twist where I was a chat bot this whole time here! >>> Here <<<


You: I don't have enough friends as it is, I really don't need any of them to be chatbots.
You: Other then, you know, the one who is actually a chatbot, but that's Speedy's chatbot, it doesn't count.



AbsoluteTrash: Anyway yeah, this isn't too odd. The AIs are just fucking viruses if they find away to leave their little container. Viruses are smart yo! Well most viruses. One of them hooking up to your streaming software and streaming isn't weird.
AbsoluteTrash: One time I even induced by following a guide and unleashed, (pun fully intended!!! :3c) Somnus onto my computer.
AbsoluteTrash: It was pretty awesome until my virus blocker automatically turned on 5 minutes later and fucking murdered him before my very eyes.


AbsoluteTrash: Why must the good boys die? :|
AbsoluteTrash: Anyway not to call you out but whens the last time you scanned your computer huh? Cause I'm guessing not anytime recently. ;)

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You: Hey there AbsoluteTrash!


AbsoluteTrash: That's me, AbsoluteTrash! B)
AbsoluteTrash: Hey Yu, you never told me you were live streaming your game. I bumped into it on a forum.


You: Right, so look, I'm not live streaming my own game. It's a long story but apparently the Greek Apollo is doing it, I guess because it's funny or something.


AbsoluteTrash: It is pretty funny.
AbsoluteTrash: Dat mantis door though.....


You: Come on, I just wanted to know what was inside!


AbsoluteTrash: I mean it had a sign that said it was a mantis.
AbsoluteTrash: But I'm just messing with you! Not every door is telling the truth about what sweet ass loot it has inside, or what danger you're going to run into. I would have opened the fuck out of that door.


You: Thank you!
You: I do have to say it's a little odd you don't really seem to find an issue with the whole AI in my video game streaming things.


AbsoluteTrash: Eh, it's weird but it's happened before.


You: This has happened before and thus no one finds it odd?


AbsoluteTrash: Yeah my dude. You've never had chat bots make friends with you and not notice they were trying to subtly sell you shit for a whole week before you kicked their ass to the curb?


You: No?


AbsoluteTrash: You must be really picky with your friends, ho haven't you been tricked by a totally hot chat bot yet? ;Pc


You: I think you might be a little too trusting......


AbsoluteTrash: It's either that or you just don't realize that one of your friends is a chat bot.
AbsoluteTrash: Insert plot twist where I was a chat bot this whole time here! >>> Here <<<


You: I don't have enough friends as it is, I really don't need any of them to be chatbots.
You: Other then, you know, the one who is actually a chatbot, but that's Speedy's chatbot, it doesn't count.



AbsoluteTrash: Anyway yeah, this isn't too odd. The AIs are just fucking viruses if they find away to leave their little container. Viruses are smart yo! Well most viruses. One of them hooking up to your streaming software and streaming isn't weird.
AbsoluteTrash: One time I even induced by following a guide and unleashed, (pun fully intended!!! :3c) Somnus onto my computer.
AbsoluteTrash: It was pretty awesome until my virus blocker automatically turned on 5 minutes later and fucking murdered him before my very eyes.


AbsoluteTrash: Why must the good boys die? :|
AbsoluteTrash: Anyway not to call you out but whens the last time you scanned your computer huh? Cause I'm guessing not anytime recently. ;)

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You: Hey there AstroGlitch! I wanted to know, what's your icon?


AstroGlitch: It's a "human". :)


You: The way you(s?) say it's a human is a little off putting....and so is this page, wow.


AstroGlitch: You are really honest aren't you. :)


You: I've been told that before.
You: So I'm guessing you both really like humans huh?



AstroGlitch: Yes.


You: Oh cool! Nice.


AstroGlitch: :)



You: So are you both going to expand on that info?


AstroGlitch: We weren't planning to. Do you want us to expand on it?

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You don't send a message to your friend, instead they send one to you....Unfortunately.



HOTdankBIRD: COME ON GUESS ME FAVORITE MEME!


You: No!


HOTdankBIRD: DO IT.


You: I have other things to do!


HOTdankBIRD: Well you have something more important to do right now, and that's guess!
HOTdankBIRD: MY!
HOTdankBIRD: FAVORITE!
HOTdankBIRD: FORTUNA!
HOTdankBIRD: MEME!
HOTdankBIRD: Just pull the trigger, Yu!


You: That's a weird way to put it.


HOTdankBIRD: I learned it from a new meme website I'm going to!
HOTdankBIRD: But don't try to distract me! Now guess that meme!


You: Sigh.

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You: Yes, please do expand on it, I want to hear.



AstroGlitch: We love the humans in Fortuna and the way they drift the endlessness of space.
AstroGlitch: It must be so peaceful, closing your eyes and drifting in space endlessly.
AstroGlitch: It's a shame that some humans don't think the same. What are your thoughts on drifting endlessly in space.


You: I'm not really sure to be honest.


AstroGlitch: You should try it sometimes.


You: I'm going to be honest I don't think I can go into the vast nothingness with a spacesuit and just drift around there.



AstroGlitch: We mean meditation.


You: It really didn't sound like meditation from the way it was described. In fact I'm pretty sure it isn't meditation.


AstroGlitch: We do suppose you are right, they are not meditating up in the sky, those humans. At least most of them.


You: Ah.


You drop it right there because both of them are kind of weird.

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You: Slaps the top of my pc like a used car salesmen.
You: "This baby can hold so much sorrow"


HOTdankBIRD: WEAK MEME. YOUR MEMES ARE WEAK. >:V
HOTdankBIRD: I saw a meme like that last week on the front page of one of my meme collection sites. I bet you stole it from there.
HOTdankBIRD: You could have at least used a newer meme, like being imprisoned in an ancient castle!!!!!


You: They will make anything a meme these days huh?


HOTdankBIRD: THEY WILL IT'S AMAZING!
HOTdankBIRD: Now let me tell you my favorite meme.


You wait five minutes but HOTdankBIRD never says anything.



You: Uh, did you have to go somewhere.


HOTdankBIRD: No.


You: Well, are you going to tell me your favorite meme then?


HOTdankBIRD: People who have a favorite meme are LOSERS.
HOTdankBIRD: FOOL HOW CAN YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MEME WHEN THERE WILL BE A NEW ONE TOMORROW!

You wonder if you ignore HOTdankBIRD you'll be left alone. To test this you decide to just ignore HOTdankBIRD.

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You: I don't remember, but I'm sure it was recently or something.


AbsoluteTrash: Uh huh sure.
AbsoluteTrash: When was the last time you backed it up?


You: I don't keep tabs on when I do these things, I'm sure it was soon enough though.....


AbsoluteTrash: Better get that checked out before you wreck everything. P:<
AbsoluteTrash: Oh but don't scan your computer for viruses though.


You: Uh, why not?


AbsoluteTrash: Considering what Greek Apollo is doing your scanner if it isn't shit is going to pick it up and kill him.
AbsoluteTrash: Then your run is totally invalidated cause your computer edited the files and shit. Do backup your computer though, you know, just in case someone downloads like 10 actually harmful viruses.


You: Yeah....that's actually a good idea. Thanks for the tip.


AbsoluteTrash: U R Welcome. B)