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RE: I'll answer your questions - Schazer - 10-17-2014
Have you ever played ddr?
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-17-2014
(10-17-2014, 02:10 AM)Loather Wrote: »how do i crash a party in fifteen minutes or less
Call and/or be the police
(10-17-2014, 02:11 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »How do I crash
Go fast, then cease all limbs
(10-17-2014, 02:24 AM)Solaris Wrote: »can i ask someone for their hands or do i /have/ to steal them?
You could ask, but subterfuge and theft will earn you more of Her Favor
(10-17-2014, 02:54 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Does Answerland have a government?
How did we get here?
Answerland is a traditional monarchy. She rules all, and I am her mouthpiece. Think Eye of Sauron and Mouth of Sauron
You got here by total accident! But now that you're here the only way out is to DIE
(10-17-2014, 03:03 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »Where are the largest carrots found?
Is PARTY contagious?
In the smallest farms, ironically
It's yet to be seen. Intuitively, I would guess not.
(10-17-2014, 06:07 AM)Wheat Wrote: »[quote='goblin's' pid='97984' dateline='1413481905']
Aww is there anything I can do to make you feel better
the stretch of time that happens after i'm died. because once that happens, then what'll I care about stuff and things going on? it's not my problem anymore. it's somebody else's bub.
You could make an offering to Her Holiness. Something a goblin would truly love.
For not fearing death, you have been marked with the BLACK SPOT. A curse far older than anyone can remember. The BLACK SPOT brings death. Soon enough, you will learn this.
(10-17-2014, 08:34 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Have you ever played ddr?
I'm actually using a DDR gamepad to write all my answers. I can't stop playing DDR. It is... hard to live like this.
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-17-2014
Try playing something else, IMMEDIATELY
RE: I'll answer your questions - SeaWyrm - 10-18-2014
Is not fearing death the same as not fearing the time after death?
Would you agree that the notion of "putting X out of their misery" as a moral act is really more for the comfort of the supposedly-merciful person than for the recipient of the perceived mercy, and the morality of it is actually pretty questionable?
If you were dying and in a lot of pain, would you prefer to have your life ended, or would you prefer to live longer despite the pain?
Is this line of questioning getting a bit too dark and uncomfortable? What would be a better thing to ask questions about?
RE: I'll answer your questions - Schazer - 10-20-2014
How many sentences can you DDR out before you need to take a break?
RE: I'll answer your questions - Solaris - 10-20-2014
are you interested in watching kamen rider because a new one started three weeks ago and its good
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-20-2014
(10-17-2014, 07:14 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Try playing something else, IMMEDIATELY
This isn't a question.
(10-17-2014, 07:28 PM)Wheat Wrote: »are some leaf rubbins a good offering? also I didn't collect many leaves (it's chilly!) so I filled in a blank space with a cute cat face
![[Image: g0P9YR.png]](https://imageshack.com/a/img673/407/g0P9YR.png)
Your offering went over very well. She was quite pleased. You have received HER FAVOR. When the bodies begin to fall, yours will certainly not be the first.
(10-18-2014, 02:07 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »Is not fearing death the same as not fearing the time after death?
Would you agree that the notion of "putting X out of their misery" as a moral act is really more for the comfort of the supposedly-merciful person than for the recipient of the perceived mercy, and the morality of it is actually pretty questionable?
If you were dying and in a lot of pain, would you prefer to have your life ended, or would you prefer to live longer despite the pain?
Is this line of questioning getting a bit too dark and uncomfortable? What would be a better thing to ask questions about?
The fear of death is the fear of the transition from something to nothing, not exactly just the fear of being nothing.
This is an interesting question! But I think it all depends. Mercy is real, but maybe not always appropriate. I'd argue it's a case by case thing.
If I was dying in pain, I'd want to suffer until the bitter end. Unless I didn't. We'll see, won't we?
No line of questioning is too dark! Better questions would be about how you're going to win.
(10-18-2014, 04:01 AM)bigro Wrote: »I stapled the tags to the shop and they didn't appreciate it why must you mislead me?
I mislead you because I care.
(10-20-2014, 02:29 AM)Schazer Wrote: »How many sentences can you DDR out before you need to take a break?
Barely 1. It takes me weeks to write these replies. Luckily, I predicted exactly what everyone would say, so I've had these written for months in advance.
(10-20-2014, 04:43 AM)Solaris Wrote: »are you interested in watching kamen rider because a new one started three weeks ago and its good
Not particularly but good to know!
Question to all the people out there: Do you like Very Dark chocolate (70% or more)?
RE: I'll answer your questions - Solaris - 10-20-2014
i am super picky with candy and only really like milk chocolate and crunchy chocolates
RE: I'll answer your questions - Jacquerel - 10-20-2014
I kind of like dark chocolate but am not sure of what exact percentage
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-20-2014
What if my goal is to lose?
RE: I'll answer your questions - SeaWyrm - 10-20-2014
I prefer my chocolate dark as a grue's lair on Pluto.
How AM I going to win?
If you can answer that question honestly and directly - assuming that "I don't know" or variations thereof don't count as actual answers - does that imply that I'm inevitably going to win?
If you can answer that question honestly and directly, does that imply that I lack free will?
If you were going to answer the question honestly and directly, what would you say?
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-20-2014
I don't seem to like any chocolate too much these days.
RE: I'll answer your questions - Schazer - 10-20-2014
Shit yes, dark chocolate is the best chocolate.
How would your ideal dinner date go?
RE: I'll answer your questions - Loather - 10-21-2014
dark chocolate is okay i guess. kinda bitter tasting
RE: I'll answer your questions - weirdee - 10-21-2014
are win tickets valid currency
RE: I'll answer your questions - Dragon Fogel - 10-21-2014
I've had chocolate I liked and chocolate I didn't care for, but I never really paid attention to the relative chromatic levels.
What would you do in the event, however unlikely, that someone asked a question you hadn't predicted?
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-21-2014
(10-20-2014, 06:32 PM)Solaris Wrote: »i am super picky with candy and only really like milk chocolate and crunchy chocolates
Acceptable.
(10-20-2014, 06:36 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: »I kind of like dark chocolate but am not sure of what exact percentage
Acceptable.
(10-20-2014, 07:08 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »What if my goal is to lose?
Then you would be set upon a Loser's Journey, which is perhaps the hardest Journey of them all.
(10-20-2014, 11:26 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »I prefer my chocolate dark as a grue's lair on Pluto.
How AM I going to win?
If you can answer that question honestly and directly - assuming that "I don't know" or variations thereof don't count as actual answers - does that imply that I'm inevitably going to win?
If you can answer that question honestly and directly, does that imply that I lack free will?
If you were going to answer the question honestly and directly, what would you say?
You're (the royal "you're") are going to win by invoking The Final Answer. Once that has been done, and the dust has settled, there will be winners.
It is possible you will win. It is possible you will not win. It is possible that it is impossible to win.
Free will is a such a painfully human concept. No free will. Or yeah free will. It doesn't matter.
I have never once been honest, nor will I ever be direct.
(10-20-2014, 11:31 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I don't seem to like any chocolate too much these days.
That is unfortunate.
(10-20-2014, 11:33 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Shit yes, dark chocolate is the best chocolate.
How would your ideal dinner date go?
The correct answer!
It would go very well. Good food, good company, maybe take in some piece of art or entertainment to chew on together.
(10-21-2014, 12:24 AM)Loather Wrote: »dark chocolate is okay i guess. kinda bitter tasting
This is also a correct answer!
(10-21-2014, 01:14 AM)bigro Wrote: »I'm assembling the question answerer finder and exterminator 4000 but it is missing a screw where can I find it?
Any hardware store.
(10-21-2014, 01:57 AM)weirdee Wrote: »are win tickets valid currency
Absolutely!
(10-21-2014, 02:10 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I've had chocolate I liked and chocolate I didn't care for, but I never really paid attention to the relative chromatic levels.
What would you do in the event, however unlikely, that someone asked a question you hadn't predicted?
Acceptable.
Yes, I also like this time of year, thanks for asking.
RE: I'll answer your questions - Solaris - 10-21-2014
how are you planning to spend your solarisolstice (general winter holiday time)?
RE: I'll answer your questions - Loather - 10-21-2014
how many feet?
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-21-2014
What if I lose the Loser's Journey?
RE: I'll answer your questions - SeaWyrm - 10-22-2014
How much dust is there in here?
Would you like to use a lifeline?
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-22-2014
(10-21-2014, 08:03 PM)Solaris Wrote: »how are you planning to spend your solarisolstice (general winter holiday time)?
I'm expecting a dark visitation
(10-21-2014, 09:08 PM)Loather Wrote: »how many feet?
1 per leg
(10-21-2014, 10:11 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »What if I lose the Loser's Journey?
Then you must face Double Loss Hell: The 10 Trials of Snakes and Crows
(10-22-2014, 03:52 AM)bigro Wrote: »I went to my local hardware store they also did not appreciate me stapling tags to the store.
The machine is just a sandwhich maker, is this your doing?
everything is my doing*
*pronounced like the sound "boing" except with a d
(10-22-2014, 06:11 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »How much dust is there in here?
Would you like to use a lifeline?
There's 1 or 2 dusts
...Yes, I want to call my friend Plot Convenience... oh they're busy. I left a voicemail telling them to call me back.
RE: I'll answer your questions - goblin's - 10-27-2014
Plot Convenience called. She reminded me to check on Gerald, who's corpse was missing last time we looked.
Warning: The following is very spooky and scary.
![[Image: aFWTUu7.png]](https://i.imgur.com/aFWTUu7.png)
Warning: Not even a little scary... maybe.
![[Image: Eiuxtd6.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Eiuxtd6.png)
Does anyone have any questions concerning Gerald? Or FOR her?
RE: I'll answer your questions - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-27-2014
iS gerald evil
RE: I'll answer your questions - piester - 10-27-2014
will I die alone or whatever