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you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time (/showthread.php?tid=2116)RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-24-2017
it turns out you have to preheat the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit and cook for 10-12 minutes, or until the peel is golden brown and crumbling off the banana
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-24-2017
it turns out you have to enter the spirit world and eat the banana's essence- everything in the physical world is part of the peel
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-24-2017
it turns out you have to wait for them to turn so black that you can't tell where the peel ends and the banana begins, and then eat it all
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-24-2017
it turns out a banana needs to be plugged in and charged for 3-4 hours for maximum enjoyment
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-24-2017
it turns out if you peel your own skin off you will be too preoccupied with the pain to care whether or not the banana gets peeled
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-24-2017
it turns out bananas are entirely peel, so you should just give up
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-24-2017
it turns out you can plant the banana and then after tending to the tree that grows for the next 6 years, dig up the whole thing and peel off its bark
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-24-2017
it turns out you can buy pre-packaged, pre-peeled bananas from a local store
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-24-2017
it turns out that if you pay attention to traffic and have good timing you can get other cars people to peel it for you
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - a52 - 02-24-2017
(02-24-2017, 01:55 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »it turns out a banana needs to be plugged in and charged for 3-4 hours for maximum enjoyment
it turns out a banana needs to be plugged into me for 3-4 hours for maximum enjoyment
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-24-2017
it turns out you just need some nanobots to extract the inside of the banana through the peel
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-24-2017
it turns out you can deposit an unpeeled banana in your local bank and get back two unpeeled bananas in a year
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-24-2017
it turns out you just have to launch a banana into space
best $100 million spent ever
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Coolacanth - 02-24-2017
it turns out you need to repeatedly drop it on a road surface while flying 40 feet above
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Dragon Fogel - 02-24-2017
It turns out you forgot to buy bananas and you've just been peeling and eating thin air while fooling yourself into thinking there was a banana there.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 02-24-2017
it turns out it's counterthreaded, so you have to take your crescent wrench and turn it clockwise to unscrew it. left hand rule
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 02-24-2017
It turns out you can make a banana do anything
...for the right price. Nothing comes easy in the banana-peeling business.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-25-2017
it turns out you just need to pop the banana like it's bubble wrap
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Dragon Fogel - 02-25-2017
It turns out you have to rearrange your fruits until three bananas are in a line.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-25-2017
it turns out it doesn't matter whether you peel the banana or not, it all tastes the same
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Reyweld - 02-25-2017
it turns out the banana mafia will get you one day, you better watch your back
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - qwerx3 - 02-25-2017
it turns out you should peel the banana while it's on the bunch
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Dragon Fogel - 02-25-2017
It turns out you already peeled it and then forgot about it and that's what that smell was.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - Coolacanth - 02-25-2017
it turns out you just need to click on it
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - ICan'tGiveCredit - 02-25-2017
It turns out there's an EULA for which you must read completely and accept the terms and conditions before installing the banana-peeling program.