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Boast Making Contest - Schazer - 05-22-2016
Welcome to the boast making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a boast that follows all five of the rules.
I'm super-smart and awesome and have with my stunning mastery over wordplay brought to you the greatest in post-making contest innovation.
The above boast passes rule 1!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Ixcaliber - 05-22-2016
I'm real cute and also unstoppable.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Schazer - 05-22-2016
(05-22-2016, 12:55 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »I'm real cute and also unstoppable.
This boast passes rule 5!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Electrum - 05-22-2016
When I was a young lad I'd eat 12 dozen eggs, now I'm an older lad and I eat a google plex eggs which is literally more than the space of our universe can handle. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW SUCKA!? I AM LITERALLY LIKE A GOD!!! HUHUHUHAHAHAWHAWHAW!
RE: Boast Making Contest - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-22-2016
I lyft.
RE: Boast Making Contest - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-22-2016
(05-22-2016, 01:09 PM)Bobert Wrote: »When I was a young lad I'd eat 12 dozen eggs, now I'm an older lad and I eat a google plex eggs which is literally more than the space of our universe can handle. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW SUCKA!? I AM LITERALLY LIKE A GOD!!! HUHUHUHAHAHAWHAWHAW!
egg god
E-GAD, MAN! ThAT IS A LOT OF EGGS
RE: Boast Making Contest - Sruixan - 05-22-2016
I am, like, the best at puzzles.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Gatr - 05-22-2016
I'm a BUFF gatr.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Schazer - 05-22-2016
(05-22-2016, 01:09 PM)Bobert Wrote: »When I was a young lad I'd eat 12 dozen eggs, now I'm an older lad and I eat a google plex eggs which is literally more than the space of our universe can handle. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW SUCKA!? I AM LITERALLY LIKE A GOD!!! HUHUHUHAHAHAWHAWHAW!
This boast passes rules 2 and 3!
(05-22-2016, 01:17 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I lyft.
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 02:03 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I am, like, the best at puzzles.
This boast passes rules 1 and 5!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Reyweld - 05-22-2016
I killed a man, WITH THIS THUMB!!!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Kíeros - 05-22-2016
I have zero
redeeming
❤️ qualities
RE: Boast Making Contest - a52 - 05-22-2016
I can spell mississippi.....
WITH ONLY ONE HAND
RE: Boast Making Contest - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-22-2016
i can spell mississippi with no s's
RE: Boast Making Contest - btp - 05-22-2016
Me = superlative @ task
Reference to friends or others who have helped me achieve current superlative status.
humblebrag.
ENTHUSIASM DEMONSTRATED BY ALL CAPS!
RE: Boast Making Contest - OTTO - 05-23-2016
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RE: Boast Making Contest - Reyweld - 05-23-2016
My hair is the source of envy to many.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Reyweld - 05-23-2016
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RE: Boast Making Contest - Reyweld - 05-23-2016
My hair is the source of envy to many.
RE: Boast Making Contest - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-23-2016
REYWELD'S HAIR IS THE SOURCE OF ENVY TO MANY!! 
RE: Boast Making Contest - a52 - 05-23-2016
reywel'ds hair is the source of envy to TOO many
RE: Boast Making Contest - PKBT - 05-23-2016
I only make posts of the highest quality.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Schazer - 05-23-2016
(05-22-2016, 02:21 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I killed a man, WITH THIS THUMB!!!
This boast passes rule 3 and 5!
(05-22-2016, 04:50 PM)Wheat Wrote: »I'm.
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 05:08 PM)Kíeros Wrote: » I have zero
redeeming
❤️ qualities
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 05:39 PM)a52 Wrote: »I can spell mississippi.....
WITH ONLY ONE HAND
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 05:52 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »i can spell mississippi with no s's
This boast passes none fo the rules!
(05-22-2016, 10:30 PM)btp Wrote: »Me = superlative @ task
Reference to friends or others who have helped me achieve current superlative status.
humblebrag.
ENTHUSIASM DEMONSTRATED BY ALL CAPS!
This boast passes rule 1 on a technicality, and rule 5 on far less of a technicality.
This boast passes rule 1!
(05-23-2016, 01:48 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »My hair is the source of envy to many.
This boast passes Rule 5!
None of the boast-making rules pertain to formatting; the same plaintext will pass similar rules regardless of how it is formatted or who posted it or when.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Schazer - 05-23-2016
(05-23-2016, 01:57 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »
This boast passes rules 3 and 5.
(05-23-2016, 01:59 AM)a52 Wrote: »reywel'ds hair is the source of envy to TOO many
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-23-2016, 02:02 AM)PKBT Wrote: »I only make posts of the highest quality.
This boast passes rules 1 and 5!
RE: Boast Making Contest - Reyweld - 05-23-2016
PKBT'S POSTS ARE OF ENVY TO MANY.
MY HAIR IS THE SOURCE OF ENVY TO MANY.
RE: Boast Making Contest - Schazer - 05-23-2016
(05-23-2016, 02:05 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »PKBT'S POSTS ARE OF ENVY TO MANY.
MY HAIR IS THE SOURCE OF ENVY TO MANY.
This boast passes rule 5, and is on the right track for but strictly speaking doesn't pass Rule 4.