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Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
i am in my room nested atop a pile of dirty clothes, staring at my laptop. you enter. my hair is tangled like an orgy of earthworms. dark circles rest beneath my blue eyes like drapes hanging from a sapphire. a tiny moth flutters out from beneath my oversized green shirt. i gulp out of a gallon jug of water and look up at you. "hello", says i
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Reyweld - 03-31-2016
>who else can we meet
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
this is a loather dating sim, if you want to sim date someone else you need to check out a different thread; i recommend jimmy buffest, personally
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Coldblooded - 03-31-2016
"Which way to the bathroom?"
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Reyweld - 03-31-2016
>invite jimmy buffest over to further my relationship with loather
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Gimeurcookie - 03-31-2016
> "Yo, your house/apartment/whatever door is unlocked I just wanted to warn you about that"
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 07:32 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »"Which way to the bathroom?"
"it's the third room down from this one". i look back at my laptop and type something, but you can't see what
(03-31-2016, 07:32 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »>invite jimmy buffest over to further my relationship with loather
jimmy buffest declines your offer
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 07:34 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »> "Yo, your house/apartment/whatever door is unlocked I just wanted to warn you about that"
i thank you by offering a sip out of my gallon jug of water
RE: Loather Dating Sim - a52 - 03-31-2016
>Walk over to Loather, spit in her face and leave. Mutter something derogatory about dogs in alligator costumes as you walk out.
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Reyweld - 03-31-2016
>fuck jimmy buffest, they're their the worst
>escape out bathroom window
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Coldblooded - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 07:36 PM)Loather Wrote: »"it's the third room down from this one". i look back at my laptop and type something, but you can't see what
"Cool thanks, I don't actually have to go now but it's always good to have these things planned out in advance." I go downstairs and start rummaging through Loather's fridge.
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 07:37 PM)a52 Wrote: »>Walk over to Loather, spit in her face and leave. Mutter something derogatory about dogs in alligator costumes as you walk out.
i crawl into the pile of dirty clothes and hiss at you
(03-31-2016, 07:38 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »>fuck jimmy buffest, they're their the worst
>escape out bathroom window
on the way to the bathroom window, your foot gets stuck in the toilet. three hours pass. jimmy buffest calls you over the phone to ask if everythings alright. you tell him to get fucked and he hangs up
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Gimeurcookie - 03-31-2016
> Lie. "No thank you I'm on a diet." then leave. / > escape out bathroom window
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 07:43 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »"Cool thanks, I don't actually have to go now but it's always good to have these things planned out in advance." I go downstairs and start rummaging through Loather's fridge.
you open the fridge door and are shocked to find another door
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Reyweld - 03-31-2016
>Apologize to Jimmy, they didn't deserve it
>Get a prayer in before inevitable death
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 07:44 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »> Lie. "No thank you I'm on a diet." then leave. / > escape out bathroom window
on the way to the bathroom window, your foot gets stuck in the toilet. reyweld is there too
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Reyweld - 03-31-2016
>I thought we were all the same person
>merge with all others who submitted commands
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 07:50 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »>Apologize to Jimmy, they didn't deserve it
>Get a prayer in before inevitable death
you try to call jimmy back to apologize, but he just won't answer. you begin to pray, but are interrupted by gimeurcookie stepping into the toilet with you
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Reyweld - 03-31-2016
>MERDGE! MERDGE INTO A LARGER, MORE POWERFUL WOMAN (a giant woman)!
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 07:52 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »>I thought we were all the same person
>merge with all others who submitted commands
(03-31-2016, 07:54 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »>MERDGE! MERDGE INTO A LARGER, MORE POWERFUL WOMAN (a giant woman)!
the only thing that's merging here is your foot with that toilet. but it's not actually merging. it's just stuck
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Reyweld - 03-31-2016
>get unstuck and solicit Gimeurcookie, convincing them to fuse with me.
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 07:55 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »>get unstuck and solicit Gimeurcookie, convincing them to fuse with me.
you effortlessly get unstuck from the toilet and make gimeurcookie an offer they can refuse
RE: Loather Dating Sim - chimericgenderbeast - 03-31-2016
>ask loather if she wants to date
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Reyweld - 03-31-2016
>Loather: attack intruders, especially the one that spat
RE: Loather Dating Sim - Loather - 03-31-2016
(03-31-2016, 08:01 PM)Sanzh Wrote: »>ask loather if she wants to date
your very on-the-nose question is muffled by the dirty clothes i am hiding beneath
(03-31-2016, 08:02 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »>Loather: attack intruders, especially the one that spat
this isn't the Loather Fighting Game